Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Em's me and Jen were a bit disappointed you didn't come over and say hello, we'd gone there espicially to see you
Glad to see ya back m'dear
oh I'm sorry! but you could've given me a heads up on that you know! hope you had a good time over.
I'm glad to be back. I think..
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
i found a dead baby mole outside my work this morning
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i found a dead baby mole outside my work this morning
Oh
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
thanks dunk, if i find a dead mole in my doorway i know who delivered it
it was Satan's nephew... evil fecker that he is!
i also overheard 2 girls at lunchtime discussing the placing of Alka-Seltzers in their fanny... something about it being a nice sensation... it didnt put me off my lunch .. not much does though
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
well, I didn't know what Alka-Seltzers were.. and then I googled it.. and then I didn't have anything to say.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?
he's made a nice little willy-warmer out of it...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?
eh, neither... it was lying in the middle of a concrete expanse otherwiseknown as a car park... plus it had flies on it and i wasnt going to touch it even for a whole pound coin.. fuck that .
and, as you can probably guess, i didnt bring it home as my kids would be scarred for life and would end up worshiping Jeffrey Dahmer or something..
ok, i know you kept a dead gerbil in your freezer but a dead mole with flies on it wasnt exactly "scoop up" material
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
eh, neither... it was lying in the middle of a concrete expanse otherwiseknown as a car park... plus it had flies on it and i wasnt going to touch it even for a whole pound coin.. fuck that .
and, as you can probably guess, i didnt bring it home as my kids would be scarred for life and would end up worshiping Jeffrey Dahmer or something..
ok, i know you kept a dead gerbil in your freezer but a dead mole with flies on it wasnt exactly "scoop up" material
You could have at least moved it!
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
what part of "it had flies on it" dont you understand...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
It was my daughter's pet mouse.. until we had decent weather to be able to bury it in the garden...... ooooooooh shit...... I think it might still be in the freezer :eek: **rummages through the freezer's top drawer**
It was my daughter's pet mouse.. until we had decent weather to be able to bury it in the garden...... ooooooooh shit...... I think it might still be in the freezer :eek: **rummages through the freezer's top drawer**
Mouse and chips for tea tonight then
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
aye there isnt a cloud in the sky up here... i've got my leopard print speedos with me today for lunchtime... gonna sit by the river and oil my cheeks up real good
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
aye there isnt a cloud in the sky up here... i've got my leopard print speedos with me today for lunchtime... gonna sit by the river and oil my cheeks up real good
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remember the ID next time as well
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
Yeah may come in handy with my youthfull looks
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
Glad to see ya back m'dear
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Just Jealous
Your not the only one :cool:
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
oh I'm sorry! but you could've given me a heads up on that you know! hope you had a good time over.
I'm glad to be back. I think..
Oh
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
And you did.
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
thanks dunk, if i find a dead mole in my doorway i know who delivered it
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
it was Satan's nephew... evil fecker that he is!
i also overheard 2 girls at lunchtime discussing the placing of Alka-Seltzers in their fanny... something about it being a nice sensation... it didnt put me off my lunch .. not much does though
well, I didn't know what Alka-Seltzers were.. and then I googled it.. and then I didn't have anything to say.
Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?
something new to try... :eek:
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
he's made a nice little willy-warmer out of it...
I bet you know that now
eh, neither... it was lying in the middle of a concrete expanse otherwiseknown as a car park... plus it had flies on it and i wasnt going to touch it even for a whole pound coin.. fuck that .
and, as you can probably guess, i didnt bring it home as my kids would be scarred for life and would end up worshiping Jeffrey Dahmer or something..
ok, i know you kept a dead gerbil in your freezer but a dead mole with flies on it wasnt exactly "scoop up" material
You could have at least moved it!
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
what part of "it had flies on it" dont you understand...
Mouse and chips for tea tonight then
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
:eek:
yummy
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
:eek:
eww!
Hi
My smile is bigger than yours
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
you get it last night did you?
No, but it's a nice sunny day
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
aye there isnt a cloud in the sky up here... i've got my leopard print speedos with me today for lunchtime... gonna sit by the river and oil my cheeks up real good
you will get it from lots of people wearing those
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!