a little free advice to the ladies.
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MrSmith wrote:haha i'll have to remember that. i worked at all these restaraunts but never long enough to move up to bartender. But i mix a hell of a drink, dimplesucker!IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Oh i'm hilarious!!!
...in my mindBeen to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:
I wasn't laughing at meself in Verona... well possibly but I think the company was pretty fucking funny
*sighs* ahhh Verona! We certainly shared some laughs and one amazing fucking PJ show0 -
I would not date a girl if she couldn't make me laugh. Fortunately for me my girl is a freaking riot!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
I'm pretty funny, intelligent funny...i think. But I'm chubby.....I'm still holding out for the guy that thinks funny/humor/intelligence are more important than anything. I'm happy with myself and that's what matters mostThe best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........0 -
PJPixie wrote:I'm pretty funny, intelligent funny...i think. But I'm chubby.....I'm still holding out for the guy that thinks funny/humor/intelligence are more important than anything. I'm happy with myself and that's what matters most
Your awesome and don't you forget it.0 -
patrickredeyes wrote:Your awesome and don't you forget it.
why thank you..........I just farted!The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........0 -
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OneLove wrote:I'm pretty good with the snappy comebacks or one liners.. but I think guys can find that intimidating.
Concur. I am a freaking riot. LOL! Which has made the guys see me as "one of the guys". Which is fine by me. But.....
I do keep my snappy remarks to myself until I get to know people a bit, then when they come flying out people are suprised at my humour. I just don't want to have it come right out at first. Depends on the person I guess..."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!0 -
Having a good sense of humor comes in handy....These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0
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