a little free advice to the ladies.

OneLove

small town beck wrote:

:eek: You must be ONE patient woman.

Thats nothin... you should meet some of the guys I've dated! I could just list them on my resume as reasons why I am capable of dealing with three year olds

That self esteem came just in time.

OK, sleep.. thats my mission. enjoy your 4 day weekend evilmerlin

Heineken Helen

small town beck wrote:

It really is I think you and I would be good friends.. you can be the fiery red head and I the quirky blonde/brunette(it varies )

can I just be the psycho?

small town beck

Heineken Helen wrote:

can I just be the psycho?

But of course And one of the funniest PJ girls there is... HELEN!!!!

Heineken Helen

small town beck wrote:

But of course And one of the funniest PJ girls there is... HELEN!!!!

I wasn't laughing at meself in Verona... well possibly but I think the company was pretty fucking funny

decides2dream

there is nothing better than FUNNY....men or women. gotta be with someone who can make you laugh, even during times when you have tears too.

i too am good with the comebacks/one-liners......it's fun. out and out jokes, not so much. my husband is most funny when he's not trying to be. so even better laughs. and laughing at/with each other is the BEST.


and sure i agree.....easy on the eyes is always appreciated, again, male or female.

failedpersephone

I think it is really funny that every one here is talking about how sense of humor is important...EVERYONE says that


but, if I were to say I was going to set someone up with a REALLY funny woman, GREAT personality...


all the menfolk would be concerned with is what she looked like.


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that being said, I appreciate the art involved in a really good practical joke and the nuances of a well timed fart joke.

but of course i am half gargoyle and half wolverine...the back hair takes me all of Saturday to nair. :(

decides2dream

failedpersephone wrote:

I think it is really funny that every one here is talking about how sense of humor is important...EVERYONE says that


but, if I were to say I was going to set someone up with a REALLY funny woman, GREAT personality...


all the menfolk would be concerned with is what she looked like.

you know it!



actually they'd probably say: "she's a lard-ass, isn't she?" :rolleyes: typical.



however, the OP covered that. bit of a 'disclaimer' imo in the first post...with the added comments 'being nice to look at helps'...or something like that, anyway. haha.

*edit - although to be fair.....we women more than likely would inquire if hes cute. let's face it, we all want it ALL.

failedpersephone

decides2dream wrote:

you know it!



actually they'd probably say: "she's a lard-ass, isn't she?" :rolleyes: typical.



however, the OP covered that. bit of a 'disclaimer' imo in the first post...with the added comments 'being nice to look at helps'...or something like that, anyway. haha.

*edit - although to be fair.....we women more than likely would inquire if hes cute. let's face it, we all want it ALL.

yeah I know he covered his arse in the thread-begin...but I was just pointing out that I would rather be considered funny only...and have it rest at the personality.

I know many women who have ZERO sense of humor, they do that "sighing full name admonishing" thing to my best friends...and it totally sucks ass for me to watch that! BUT...they are gorgeous...and it's like come ON dudes...be honest.

Gorgeous and Bitchy outweigh Goofus and Pretty/Cute

I also kind of think that women will "sacrifice" a little in the looks category for compensation in the "makes a good living" category...

sucks but it's true...

I think the coolest thing would be to meet/talk/fall for someone before they have seen you OR...to have grown up with that person.

Humans are just visual animals...

Rhinocerous Surprise

failedpersephone wrote:

yeah I know he covered his arse in the thread-begin...but I was just pointing out that I would rather be considered funny only...and have it rest at the personality.

I know many women who have ZERO sense of humor, they do that "sighing full name admonishing" thing to my best friends...and it totally sucks ass for me to watch that! BUT...they are gorgeous...and it's like come ON dudes...be honest.

Gorgeous and Bitchy outweigh Goofus and Pretty/Cute

I also kind of think that women will "sacrifice" a little in the looks category for compensation in the "makes a good living" category...

sucks but it's true...

I think the coolest thing would be to meet/talk/fall for someone before they have seen you OR...to have grown up with that person.

Humans are just visual animals...

I can say, hand on heart, that I'll always go for goofus and pretty/cute. That's my dream combination, and I've been lucky enough to find it too.

failedpersephone

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

I can say, hand on heart, that I'll always go for goofus and pretty/cute. That's my dream combination, and I've been lucky enough to find it too.

The more we interact the more i like you


*uses pervy voice*

now come on over Ahhhck haaaarrghck cccaaaaack awww fuck it.... *turns on TV*

Rhinocerous Surprise

failedpersephone wrote:

The more we interact the more i like you


*uses pervy voice*

now come on over Ahhhck haaaarrghck cccaaaaack awww fuck it.... *turns on TV*

Ditto - you're the epitome of the funny girls this thread is all about.

decides2dream

failedpersephone wrote:

yeah I know he covered his arse in the thread-begin...but I was just pointing out that I would rather be considered funny only...and have it rest at the personality.

I know many women who have ZERO sense of humor, they do that "sighing full name admonishing" thing to my best friends...and it totally sucks ass for me to watch that! BUT...they are gorgeous...and it's like come ON dudes...be honest.

Gorgeous and Bitchy outweigh Goofus and Pretty/Cute

I also kind of think that women will "sacrifice" a little in the looks category for compensation in the "makes a good living" category...

sucks but it's true...

I think the coolest thing would be to meet/talk/fall for someone before they have seen you OR...to have grown up with that person.

Humans are just visual animals...

agreed. on all counts.
and yes....i think that HAS happened here, a few times over. which is VERY cool!

how about gorgeous AND funny/cute? win-win? it doess occur here and there. but i hear ya, truly.


we ARE very visual creatures, as are many species really. got to work with what ya got.......

failedpersephone

decides2dream wrote:

agreed. on all counts.
and yes....i think that HAS happened here, a few times over. which is VERY cool!

how about gorgeous AND funny/cute? win-win? it doess occur here and there. but i hear ya, truly.


we ARE very visual creatures, as are many species really. got to work with what ya got.......

hahahhaaa aww hell, I shake my tail feathers with the best of them...elaborate fan dances etc.., but I was just sayin' that back when I would GO out to clubs, meet people, etc.., it was pretty nauseating to me that bug eyed fools would be all over me without ever even being able to hear what i was saying.

hahahaha I am feeling very chip on my shoulder today...don't mind me

I need someone to call me and burp the theme song to the A-Team on my phone.

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

being funny can definitely make up for less than perfect looks . There was this one girl at work who was cute but definitely not the hottest chick i worked with , but i had the hugest crush on her partly cuz she was funny as hell. too bad she was dating the bartender.

damn bartenders.

failedpersephone

MrSmith wrote:

being funny can definitely make up for less than perfect looks . There was this one girl at work who was cute but definitely not the hottest chick i worked with , but i had the hugest crush on her partly cuz she was funny as hell. too bad she was dating the bartender.

damn bartenders.

oh you didn't say anything about the ability to get free drinks!


bartenders are great boyfriends for anyone 21-27 years of age...they get you snokkered and piefaced fast.

you should have just splashed some tequila as aftershave - if this funny chick were anything like me it would have been like waving a double cheeseburger at Oprah.


I'da sucked the dimples strait out'ya cheeks, SON!

AmentsChick

MrSmith wrote:

being funny can definitely make up for less than perfect looks . There was this one girl at work who was cute but definitely not the hottest chick i worked with , but i had the hugest crush on her partly cuz she was funny as hell. too bad she was dating the bartender.

damn bartenders.

That's how I am with men. The funny guys are WAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter to me than traditionally "physically attractive" guys. Which explains my crush on Adam Sandler.

norm

failedpersephone wrote:

I need someone to call me and burp the theme song to the A-Team on my phone.

number please




i've met plenty of really cute girls who, when i said something funny, which is all the time , i get the deer in headlights look....i don't care how hot you are, looks fade....make me laugh and i'm yours

Rhinocerous Surprise

cutback wrote:

number please




i've met plenty of really cute girls who, when i said something funny, which is all the time , i get the deer in headlights look....i don't care how hot you are, looks fade....make me laugh and i'm yours

Exactly - beauty is all well and good, but if I don't have fun talking to a girl, I'm not just gonna sit there transfixed by her looks for any length of time. My complete inability to go five minutes without throwing a bad joke into a conversation means any girl who can't have a laugh with me is out of the running.

And from experience, I find that girls who have a great sense of humour are just really nice people at heart.

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

failedpersephone wrote:

oh you didn't say anything about the ability to get free drinks!


bartenders are great boyfriends for anyone 21-27 years of age...they get you snokkered and piefaced fast.

you should have just splashed some tequila as aftershave - if this funny chick were anything like me it would have been like waving a double cheeseburger at Oprah.


I'da sucked the dimples strait out'ya cheeks, SON!

haha i'll have to remember that. i worked at all these restaraunts but never long enough to move up to bartender. But i mix a hell of a drink, dimplesucker!

Abookamongstthemany

Definitely think someone with quick wit and can laugh at themselves is waay hotter than some dry humored but very hot guy/girl.