a little free advice to the ladies.

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  • The more we interact the more i like you :)


    *uses pervy voice*

    now come on over Ahhhck haaaarrghck cccaaaaack awww fuck it.... *turns on TV*

    Ditto - you're the epitome of the funny girls this thread is all about. :)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    yeah I know he covered his arse in the thread-begin...but I was just pointing out that I would rather be considered funny only...and have it rest at the personality.

    I know many women who have ZERO sense of humor, they do that "sighing full name admonishing" thing to my best friends...and it totally sucks ass for me to watch that! BUT...they are gorgeous...and it's like come ON dudes...be honest.

    Gorgeous and Bitchy outweigh Goofus and Pretty/Cute

    I also kind of think that women will "sacrifice" a little in the looks category for compensation in the "makes a good living" category...

    sucks but it's true...

    I think the coolest thing would be to meet/talk/fall for someone before they have seen you OR...to have grown up with that person.

    Humans are just visual animals...

    agreed. on all counts.
    and yes....i think that HAS happened here, a few times over. which is VERY cool!

    how about gorgeous AND funny/cute? :p win-win? it doess occur here and there. but i hear ya, truly.


    we ARE very visual creatures, as are many species really. got to work with what ya got.......
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    agreed. on all counts.
    and yes....i think that HAS happened here, a few times over. which is VERY cool!

    how about gorgeous AND funny/cute? :p win-win? it doess occur here and there. but i hear ya, truly.


    we ARE very visual creatures, as are many species really. got to work with what ya got.......
    hahahhaaa aww hell, I shake my tail feathers with the best of them...elaborate fan dances etc.., but I was just sayin' that back when I would GO out to clubs, meet people, etc.., it was pretty nauseating to me that bug eyed fools would be all over me without ever even being able to hear what i was saying.

    hahahaha I am feeling very chip on my shoulder today...don't mind me

    I need someone to call me and burp the theme song to the A-Team on my phone.


    :D
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  • being funny can definitely make up for less than perfect looks . There was this one girl at work who was cute but definitely not the hottest chick i worked with , but i had the hugest crush on her partly cuz she was funny as hell. too bad she was dating the bartender.

    damn bartenders.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MrSmith wrote:
    being funny can definitely make up for less than perfect looks . There was this one girl at work who was cute but definitely not the hottest chick i worked with , but i had the hugest crush on her partly cuz she was funny as hell. too bad she was dating the bartender.

    damn bartenders.


    oh you didn't say anything about the ability to get free drinks!


    bartenders are great boyfriends for anyone 21-27 years of age...they get you snokkered and piefaced fast.

    you should have just splashed some tequila as aftershave - if this funny chick were anything like me it would have been like waving a double cheeseburger at Oprah.


    I'da sucked the dimples strait out'ya cheeks, SON!
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    MrSmith wrote:
    being funny can definitely make up for less than perfect looks . There was this one girl at work who was cute but definitely not the hottest chick i worked with , but i had the hugest crush on her partly cuz she was funny as hell. too bad she was dating the bartender.

    damn bartenders.

    That's how I am with men. The funny guys are WAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter to me than traditionally "physically attractive" guys. Which explains my crush on Adam Sandler.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    I need someone to call me and burp the theme song to the A-Team on my phone.


    :D


    number please :p




    i've met plenty of really cute girls who, when i said something funny, which is all the time ;), i get the deer in headlights look....i don't care how hot you are, looks fade....make me laugh and i'm yours :)
  • cutback wrote:
    number please :p




    i've met plenty of really cute girls who, when i said something funny, which is all the time ;), i get the deer in headlights look....i don't care how hot you are, looks fade....make me laugh and i'm yours :)

    Exactly - beauty is all well and good, but if I don't have fun talking to a girl, I'm not just gonna sit there transfixed by her looks for any length of time. My complete inability to go five minutes without throwing a bad joke into a conversation means any girl who can't have a laugh with me is out of the running.

    And from experience, I find that girls who have a great sense of humour are just really nice people at heart. :)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • oh you didn't say anything about the ability to get free drinks!


    bartenders are great boyfriends for anyone 21-27 years of age...they get you snokkered and piefaced fast.

    you should have just splashed some tequila as aftershave - if this funny chick were anything like me it would have been like waving a double cheeseburger at Oprah.


    I'da sucked the dimples strait out'ya cheeks, SON!

    haha i'll have to remember that. i worked at all these restaraunts but never long enough to move up to bartender. But i mix a hell of a drink, dimplesucker!
  • Definitely think someone with quick wit and can laugh at themselves is waay hotter than some dry humored but very hot guy/girl.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MrSmith wrote:
    haha i'll have to remember that. i worked at all these restaraunts but never long enough to move up to bartender. But i mix a hell of a drink, dimplesucker!
    AAAAAND you give good nicknames! ;)
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Oh i'm hilarious!!!

    ...in my mind :o
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    :D I wasn't laughing at meself in Verona... well possibly but I think the company was pretty fucking funny :D


    *sighs* ahhh Verona! We certainly shared some laughs and one amazing fucking PJ show :D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I would not date a girl if she couldn't make me laugh. Fortunately for me my girl is a freaking riot! :D
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I'm pretty funny, intelligent funny...i think. But I'm chubby.....I'm still holding out for the guy that thinks funny/humor/intelligence are more important than anything. I'm happy with myself and that's what matters most :D
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    PJPixie wrote:
    I'm pretty funny, intelligent funny...i think. But I'm chubby.....I'm still holding out for the guy that thinks funny/humor/intelligence are more important than anything. I'm happy with myself and that's what matters most :D


    Your awesome and don't you forget it. :D
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Your awesome and don't you forget it. :D

    why thank you..........I just farted!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    PJPixie wrote:
    why thank you..........I just farted!


    I think the term is fluffed? LOL
  • ClariceClarice Posts: 256
    MrSmith wrote:
    you know whats underrated? funny chicks. its rare that i meet a girl that can make me laugh, but the few i have met are incredibly sexy.

    being nice to look at helps too.

    And vice versa.
  • given2fly78given2fly78 Posts: 404
    OneLove wrote:
    I'm pretty good with the snappy comebacks or one liners.. but I think guys can find that intimidating.

    Concur. I am a freaking riot. LOL! Which has made the guys see me as "one of the guys". Which is fine by me. But.....

    I do keep my snappy remarks to myself until I get to know people a bit, then when they come flying out people are suprised at my humour. I just don't want to have it come right out at first. Depends on the person I guess...
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Having a good sense of humor comes in handy....
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
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