a little free advice to the ladies.

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    laughs? ;)

    That it??? :p:D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie wrote:
    What's in it for us? :p:D

    You get to rag on us all the time, but do it in a funny way so we never catch on that you're insulting us. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeanie wrote:
    That it??? :p:D


    that's just the beginning my dear....:p :D
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    You get to rag on us all the time, but do it in a funny way so we never catch on that you're insulting us. :D

    meh! :p I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Nothing like being with a girl who can make you laugh over something so simple and silly. :)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    that's just the beginning my dear....:p :D

    ha!! :D You should work in marketing cb! Or take up poker! :D

    Nice little hook there! ;)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Do you prefer e-mail, fax, snail mail, or hand delivery of resumes?


    E-mail or hand delivery please ;)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Nothing like being with a girl who can make you laugh over something so simple and silly. :)

    Like farting????? :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie wrote:
    meh! :p I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! :D

    You get the unbeatable satisfaction of making someone you care about happy. :)









    Nah, that's shit, I'll come up with something better. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Jeanie wrote:
    meh! :p I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! :D

    Our speciality no? ;)
    OneLove wrote:
    A'men sister :)

    :D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    E-mail or hand delivery please ;)

    Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. :p
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Jeanie wrote:
    Like farting????? :D



    I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL
  • OneLove
    OneLove Posts: 563
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Well I thought all guys had a pyrotechnic personality...I guess not. Interesting...well at least you're not in denial about it. :p

    I have accepted that I am a "spirited" red head. Its really not my problem if someone else can't handle it. :)
    I can also be very shy..but when I am in my element watch out!
  • OneLove
    OneLove Posts: 563
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. :p

    You are modest I see. Admirable.
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. :p


    Well I can have my people contact your people :p but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug :p;)

    Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit :p
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OneLove wrote:
    You are modest I see. Admirable.

    Oh very. I took about 5 pages writing about how that's one of my greatest qualities and that's what makes me different and BETTER than 99% of all other guys out there. Modesty is one of the greatest qualities a person can have, and I'm so glad I've got so much of it. :p
  • OneLove wrote:
    You are modest I see. Admirable.

    "I used to be arrogant. Now I'm perfect." :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Well I can have my people contact your people :p but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug :p;)

    Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit :p

    Spice it up? Pssshhh, the bad ass qualities have their own section embedded in the good qualities. I wouldn't skip over that part!
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    You get the unbeatable satisfaction of making someone you care about happy. :)



    Nah, that's shit, I'll come up with something better. :D

    Oh good! :D Because you're right, that was shit!! :p:D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL


    Who doesn't laugh at the one cheek squeak? :D


    Not that girls FART!!!!