a little free advice to the ladies.

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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    E-mail or hand delivery please ;)

    Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. :p
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Jeanie wrote:
    Like farting????? :D



    I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Well I thought all guys had a pyrotechnic personality...I guess not. Interesting...well at least you're not in denial about it. :p

    I have accepted that I am a "spirited" red head. Its really not my problem if someone else can't handle it. :)
    I can also be very shy..but when I am in my element watch out!
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. :p

    You are modest I see. Admirable.
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. :p


    Well I can have my people contact your people :p but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug :p;)

    Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OneLove wrote:
    You are modest I see. Admirable.

    Oh very. I took about 5 pages writing about how that's one of my greatest qualities and that's what makes me different and BETTER than 99% of all other guys out there. Modesty is one of the greatest qualities a person can have, and I'm so glad I've got so much of it. :p
  • OneLove wrote:
    You are modest I see. Admirable.

    "I used to be arrogant. Now I'm perfect." :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Well I can have my people contact your people :p but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug :p;)

    Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit :p

    Spice it up? Pssshhh, the bad ass qualities have their own section embedded in the good qualities. I wouldn't skip over that part!
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    You get the unbeatable satisfaction of making someone you care about happy. :)



    Nah, that's shit, I'll come up with something better. :D

    Oh good! :D Because you're right, that was shit!! :p:D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL


    Who doesn't laugh at the one cheek squeak? :D


    Not that girls FART!!!!
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Our speciality no? ;)

    What does not kill us makes us stronger!! ;):D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OneLove wrote:
    I have accepted that I am a "spirited" red head. Its really not my problem if someone else can't handle it. :)
    I can also be very shy..but when I am in my element watch out!

    Spirited is a great way to be. And it's not you're problem, you're correct, so you have a great outlook on it all. That would make you a great catch.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Well I can have my people contact your people :p but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug :p;)

    Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit :p


    Oh boy girls that like a bad ass. I'll never get that but that's a whole other thread. lol
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL

    Cats arse face???? ;):D

    I only mention it in the first place, ( I don't fart of course ;) ), because as you know it's usually a topic of great mirth for the fellas. :rolleyes: :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Well I can have my people contact your people :p but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug :p;)

    Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit :p

    You contact my people and we'll get it done. Although the bear skin rug photos will cost ya a face to face interview. Can't just let those out to anyone you know? My people are busy enough as it is. Don't need extra attention to weed out. :p
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Oh boy girls that like a bad ass. I'll never get that but that's a whole other thread. lol


    Yes a WHOLE other thread... once a girl actually gets self esteem she laughs at those guys but yep it happens :confused:
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    Who doesn't laugh at the one cheek squeak? :D


    Not that girls FART!!!!



    of course we don't fart! we fluffy :D
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    angels share laughter
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    You contact my people and we'll get it done. Although the bear skin rug photos will cost ya a face to face interview. Can't just let those out to anyone you know? My people are busy enough as it is. Don't need extra attention to weed out. :p

    OMG

    Ok now THAT just made me laugh!!
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    Yes a WHOLE other thread... once a girl actually gets self esteem she laughs at those guys but yep it happens :confused:

    That is so true. :)
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Spirited is a great way to be. And it's not you're problem, you're correct, so you have a great outlook on it all. That would make you a great catch.


    he says from the safety of the west coast :p
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    wolfbear wrote:
    This goes for everyone. Laughter makes everything better. I can't imagine life without it. :)

    Not if the woman laughs at your sausage :(
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    OneLove wrote:
    That is so true. : )


    It really is :) I think you and I would be good friends.. you can be the fiery red head and I the quirky blonde/brunette(it varies :p) :D
    prism wrote:
    of course we don't fart! we fluffy :D


    Yes we fluff :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OneLove wrote:
    he says from the safety of the west coast :p

    Hey now! I wish I was safe out here...There's problems out here far beyond other places! Pfft, for you to think I have it easy. I've learned that in today's societies, you're not safe anywhere!

    I was being truthful! :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OMG

    Ok now THAT just made me laugh!!

    I'm glad I could get a laugh out of you. Is that all I'm here for? Geeez


    And fluff? HAHAHAHA That cracked me up. I've never heard that before. I've heard of tooting, but not fluffing.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834




    Yes we fluff :p


    Info I don't or wanna know right now. heh


    But you got me laughing. :D
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Info I don't or wanna know right now. heh


    But you got me laughing. :D

    So do you think I am funny ???!!! ;)
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Hey now! I wish I was safe out here...There's problems out here far beyond other places! Pfft, for you to think I have it easy. I've learned that in today's societies, you're not safe anywhere!

    I was being truthful! :p

    Ya OK, point taken :) Thanks!
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    It really is :) I think you and I would be good friends.. you can be the fiery red head and I the quirky blonde/brunette(it varies :p) :D




    Yes we fluff :p

    I am not sure that the world at large could handle us :P
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OneLove wrote:
    Ya OK, point taken :) Thanks!

    You're welcome!

    (although it didn't seem too convincing. :) )
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    So do you think I am funny ???!!! ;)



    Oh your a riot right now. hehe
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