a little free advice to the ladies.
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            Jeanie wrote:What's in it for us?  
 You get to rag on us all the time, but do it in a funny way so we never catch on that you're insulting us. Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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            Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:You get to rag on us all the time, but do it in a funny way so we never catch on that you're insulting us. 
 meh! I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! NOPE!!! NOPE!!!
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            Nothing like being with a girl who can make you laugh over something so simple and silly. 0 0
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            EvilMerlin wrote:Do you prefer e-mail, fax, snail mail, or hand delivery of resumes?
 E-mail or hand delivery please 0 0
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            patrickredeyes wrote:Nothing like being with a girl who can make you laugh over something so simple and silly. 
 Like farting????? NOPE!!! NOPE!!!
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            Jeanie wrote:meh! I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! I've mastered that! I need new challenges!!! 
 You get the unbeatable satisfaction of making someone you care about happy. 
 Nah, that's shit, I'll come up with something better. Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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            small town beck wrote:E-mail or hand delivery please 
 Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. 0 0
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            Jeanie wrote:Like farting????? 
 I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL0
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            EvilMerlin wrote:Well I thought all guys had a pyrotechnic personality...I guess not. Interesting...well at least you're not in denial about it. 
 I have accepted that I am a "spirited" red head. Its really not my problem if someone else can't handle it. 
 I can also be very shy..but when I am in my element watch out!0
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            EvilMerlin wrote:Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. 
 You are modest I see. Admirable.0
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            EvilMerlin wrote:Interesting...do you have much time to go over them? My good qualities is at about 23 pages right now. I'm trying to cut it down to the reccommended 1-3, but cutting it down to 23 was already hard enough. The bad qualities section is an easy quick one sentence read though so you'll have no problem with that one. 
 Well I can have my people contact your people but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug  
 Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit 0 0
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            OneLove wrote:You are modest I see. Admirable.
 Oh very. I took about 5 pages writing about how that's one of my greatest qualities and that's what makes me different and BETTER than 99% of all other guys out there. Modesty is one of the greatest qualities a person can have, and I'm so glad I've got so much of it. 0 0
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            Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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            small town beck wrote:Well I can have my people contact your people but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug but 23 pages might be a bit much unless there are pics of you on a bear skin rug  
 Only one sentence of bad qualities?... sometimes girls like a bad ass so you may want to spice that up a bit 
 Spice it up? Pssshhh, the bad ass qualities have their own section embedded in the good qualities. I wouldn't skip over that part!0
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            Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:You get the unbeatable satisfaction of making someone you care about happy. 
 Nah, that's shit, I'll come up with something better. 
 Oh good! Because you're right, that was shit!! Because you're right, that was shit!!  NOPE!!! NOPE!!!
 *~You're IT Bert!~*
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            patrickredeyes wrote:I just made a face like you would if you would bite into a lemon after reading that. LOL
 Who doesn't laugh at the one cheek squeak? 
 Not that girls FART!!!!0
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