a little free advice to the ladies.

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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm glad I could get a laugh out of you. Is that all I'm here for? Geeez


    And fluff? HAHAHAHA That cracked me up. I've never heard that before. I've heard of tooting, but not fluffing.

    Well we can always find out what else you are here for after those bear skin rug photos? ;):p

    Fluffing?? Yep we fluff... and toot. One time I emailed a friend and mentioned seeing her mom while I was driving and said " I saw your mom today and I tooted. .... the car horn, asshole" LMAO
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm glad I could get a laugh out of you. Is that all I'm here for? Geeez


    And fluff? HAHAHAHA That cracked me up. I've never heard that before. I've heard of tooting, but not fluffing.




    i used to teach the kids in my daycare to say "i fluffied" or "i dropped a fluffy" because it just sounded much nicer and less rude for something that's so natural. and it would never fail that the parents would always ask me what the heck their kid was talking about :D
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Oh your a riot right now. hehe


    :D

    You should catch me in person! ;)
    OneLove wrote:
    I am not sure that the world at large could handle us :P

    Good point :D Just think of what could happen :eek:
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Well we can always find out what else you are here for after those bear skin rug photos? ;):p

    Fluffing?? Yep we fluff... and toot. One time I emailed a friend and mentioned seeing her mom while I was driving and said " I saw your mom today and I tooted. .... the car horn, asshole" LMAO

    hahahaha whoa, two in a row got me rolling right there. :D

    Hmm...well if those bear skin rug photos do get out, then yes that'd confirm it. I'm only here for a laugh. ;)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    prism wrote:
    i used to teach the kids in my daycare to say "i fluffied" or "i dropped a fluffy" because it just sounded much nicer and less rude for something that's so natural. and it would never fail that the parents would always ask me what the heck their kid was talking about :D

    LOL that's great. I'll try it with my niece, because it does have a nice ring to it. "Uncle Bryson! I just made a fluffy!"
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    prism wrote:
    i used to teach the kids in my daycare to say "i fluffied" or "i dropped a fluffy" because it just sounded much nicer and less rude for something that's so natural. and it would never fail that the parents would always ask me what the heck their kid was talking about :D

    Are you a teacher? I am too... you HAVE to have a great sense of humor to work with preschoolers. Otherwise you would just go insane!

    Ok, back to the funny.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    :D

    You should catch me in person! ;)




    I'll get a net if I have to. :)
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    hahahaha whoa, two in a row got me rolling right there. :D

    Hmm...well if those bear skin rug photos do get out, then yes that'd confirm it. I'm only here for a laugh. ;)


    I am funny, I am not just sliding by on my good looks :p *tongue in cheek*


    haha you are funny !
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    I'll get a net if I have to. :)


    Awwww :) That was cute!

    G'nite all. I am going to be one grumpy lady tommorow for work~ time for some shut eye
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    whenever i tell this girl i know that's she's funny she responds

    "well looks aren't everything!"

    :D:D
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    MrSmith wrote:
    you know whats underrated? funny chicks. its rare that i meet a girl that can make me laugh, but the few i have met are incredibly sexy.

    being nice to look at helps too.


    i agree. i lucked out. my GF can be funny as hell.
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    I'll get a net if I have to. :)


    :)

    And I will bring the fishets ;):p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    I am funny, I am not just sliding by on my good looks :p *tongue in cheek*


    haha you are funny !

    I could tell you just weren't sliding by on your good looks. However if the funny thing ever falls through and fails you, at least you've got those great looks to fall back on! :) Although you've already got me going, so it looks like your funny won't be stopping.

    Oh, and thanks. :)
  • cutback wrote:
    whenever i tell this girl i know that's she's funny she responds

    "well looks aren't everything!"

    :D:D

    The only proper reply to being told "You're funny" is to say "Yeah - (dramatic pause) - Funny LOOKIN!"

    Then act superior, like you got a joke at their expense. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OneLove wrote:
    Awwww :) That was cute!

    G'nite all. I am going to be one grumpy lady tommorow for work~ time for some shut eye

    Awww goodnight! It won't be the same without you here. I'm on a 4 days weekend, so I'll be up. :(

    Sweet dreams when you get there.
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    OneLove wrote:
    Awwww :) That was cute!

    G'nite all. I am going to be one grumpy lady tommorow for work~ time for some shut eye


    Night :) We don't want some grumpy old teacher set loose on the world tomorrow :p
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I could tell you just weren't sliding by on your good looks. However if the funny thing ever falls through and fails you, at least you've got those great looks to fall back on! :) Although you've already got me going, so it looks like your funny won't be stopping.

    Oh, and thanks. :)

    Thanks :)
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    Night :) We don't want some grumpy old teacher set loose on the world tomorrow :p


    haha! no kidding... there is nothing like 25 three year olds to ruin your mood :)
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    OneLove wrote:
    haha! no kidding... there is nothing like 25 three year olds to ruin your mood :)


    :eek: You must be ONE patient woman.
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    OneLove wrote:
    Are you a teacher? I am too... you HAVE to have a great sense of humor to work with preschoolers. Otherwise you would just go insane!

    Ok, back to the funny.

    i only worked in a center for a few months then it quickly became apparent that was just easier, healthier (for me and my two kids) and paid better to get licensed to do it at home on a much smaller and saner scale

    yeah back to the funny
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  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    :eek: You must be ONE patient woman.

    Thats nothin... you should meet some of the guys I've dated! I could just list them on my resume as reasons why I am capable of dealing with three year olds ;)

    That self esteem came just in time. :)

    OK, sleep.. thats my mission. enjoy your 4 day weekend evilmerlin :)
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    It really is :) I think you and I would be good friends.. you can be the fiery red head and I the quirky blonde/brunette(it varies :p) :D
    can I just be the psycho? :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    can I just be the psycho? :)

    But of course ;) And one of the funniest PJ girls there is... HELEN!!!!
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    But of course ;) And one of the funniest PJ girls there is... HELEN!!!!
    :D I wasn't laughing at meself in Verona... well possibly but I think the company was pretty fucking funny :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    there is nothing better than FUNNY....men or women. gotta be with someone who can make you laugh, even during times when you have tears too.

    i too am good with the comebacks/one-liners......it's fun. out and out jokes, not so much. my husband is most funny when he's not trying to be. :p so even better laughs. and laughing at/with each other is the BEST. :D


    and sure i agree.....easy on the eyes is always appreciated, again, male or female. ;)
    Stay with me...
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I think it is really funny that every one here is talking about how sense of humor is important...EVERYONE says that


    but, if I were to say I was going to set someone up with a REALLY funny woman, GREAT personality...


    all the menfolk would be concerned with is what she looked like.


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    that being said, I appreciate the art involved in a really good practical joke and the nuances of a well timed fart joke. :D

    but of course i am half gargoyle and half wolverine...the back hair takes me all of Saturday to nair. :(
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    I think it is really funny that every one here is talking about how sense of humor is important...EVERYONE says that


    but, if I were to say I was going to set someone up with a REALLY funny woman, GREAT personality...


    all the menfolk would be concerned with is what she looked like.



    :D
    you know it!



    actually they'd probably say: "she's a lard-ass, isn't she?" :rolleyes: :p typical.



    however, the OP covered that. bit of a 'disclaimer' imo in the first post...with the added comments 'being nice to look at helps'...or something like that, anyway. haha. ;)

    *edit - although to be fair.....we women more than likely would inquire if hes cute. :p let's face it, we all want it ALL.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    :D
    you know it!



    actually they'd probably say: "she's a lard-ass, isn't she?" :rolleyes: :p typical.



    however, the OP covered that. bit of a 'disclaimer' imo in the first post...with the added comments 'being nice to look at helps'...or something like that, anyway. haha. ;)

    *edit - although to be fair.....we women more than likely would inquire if hes cute. :p let's face it, we all want it ALL.
    yeah I know he covered his arse in the thread-begin...but I was just pointing out that I would rather be considered funny only...and have it rest at the personality.

    I know many women who have ZERO sense of humor, they do that "sighing full name admonishing" thing to my best friends...and it totally sucks ass for me to watch that! BUT...they are gorgeous...and it's like come ON dudes...be honest.

    Gorgeous and Bitchy outweigh Goofus and Pretty/Cute

    I also kind of think that women will "sacrifice" a little in the looks category for compensation in the "makes a good living" category...

    sucks but it's true...

    I think the coolest thing would be to meet/talk/fall for someone before they have seen you OR...to have grown up with that person.

    Humans are just visual animals...
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  • yeah I know he covered his arse in the thread-begin...but I was just pointing out that I would rather be considered funny only...and have it rest at the personality.

    I know many women who have ZERO sense of humor, they do that "sighing full name admonishing" thing to my best friends...and it totally sucks ass for me to watch that! BUT...they are gorgeous...and it's like come ON dudes...be honest.

    Gorgeous and Bitchy outweigh Goofus and Pretty/Cute

    I also kind of think that women will "sacrifice" a little in the looks category for compensation in the "makes a good living" category...

    sucks but it's true...

    I think the coolest thing would be to meet/talk/fall for someone before they have seen you OR...to have grown up with that person.

    Humans are just visual animals...

    I can say, hand on heart, that I'll always go for goofus and pretty/cute. That's my dream combination, and I've been lucky enough to find it too. :)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I can say, hand on heart, that I'll always go for goofus and pretty/cute. That's my dream combination, and I've been lucky enough to find it too. :)
    The more we interact the more i like you :)


    *uses pervy voice*

    now come on over Ahhhck haaaarrghck cccaaaaack awww fuck it.... *turns on TV*
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