Red Wine::: its teh dinrk of knigs i tell theee

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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Marquez de Calatrava has popped in to see me...he's from Spain don't you know. And a very tasty chap he is.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Marquez de Calatrava has popped in to see me...he's from Spain don't you know. And a very tasty chap he is.


    he soundeth posh :)

    i could drink a bottle of wine a night... i love the stuff!!! that and internet porn!!! ohhh and marmosets
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    I feking love the red.

    I would never solely get drunk on it in public though.

    I was at an xmas party last Friday and one of my sisters officemates got shitfaced looped on red wine. He subsequently shit his pants in front of everyone and eventually got kicked out of the ballroom and arrested by the RCMP.

    God it was funny but so, so soooooooooooo sad for him.
    :(
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    he soundeth posh :)

    i could drink a bottle of wine a night... i love the stuff!!! that and internet porn!!! ohhh and marmosets

    It's best if you can try and encompass all three in an evening, I find.

    Begin the evening with a nice spot of Google images: 'Marmosets', and then carry on to the harder shit as the night and the red wine progressess...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    he soundeth posh :)

    i could drink a bottle of wine a night... i love the stuff!!! that and internet porn!!! ohhh and marmosets

    He is posh, but he's quite cheap, and down my throat in seconds....you know the type of fella?
    I could aslo..in fact I do at times, I have to try not to..Ahnimus was right all along...alcofrolics the lot of us!
    I don't go much for the porn though..nah, I'm bargain hunting on ebay if anything...and mormosets? enlighten me.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Cree Nations wrote:
    I feking love the red.

    I would never solely get drunk on it in public though.

    I was at an xmas party last Friday and one of my sisters officemates got shitfaced looped on red wine. He subsequently shit his pants in front of everyone and eventually got kicked out of the ballroom and arrested by the RCMP.

    God it was funny but so, so soooooooooooo sad for him.
    :(


    he shit himself... :D

    was he drinking "Chateau Noef Dis Pants"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    He is posh, but he's quite cheap, and down my throat in seconds....you know the type of fella?
    I could aslo..in fact I do at times, I have to try not to..Ahnimus was right all along...alcofrolics the lot of us!
    I don't go much for the porn though..nah, I'm bargain hunting on ebay if anything...and mormosets? enlighten me.


    never mention that guy on this thread... :(
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    never mention that guy on this thread... :(
    I agree....
    :(
    A sure closer for the thread...he called me a pretentious bi%^ch.
    :(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    never mention that guy on this thread... :(


    Haha, sorry, I thought you meant the guy who gets down your throat in seconds...hahaha, I thought it was bringing back memories......squeeeeeeal piggy....weeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeeeee!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I agree....
    :(
    A sure closer for the thread...he called me a pretentious bi%^ch.
    :(

    You guys are making the mistake of thinking anyone takes a blind bit of notice of the guy.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    If it's OK, I really feel it would be relevant at this point to quote some Sigur Ros lyrics....


    'Aaaaaahhyyyyyyeeeeeahhhh wwwwwooooolllllllooooooooonnnnn...... aaaaaawweeeeeeeaaalffffffooooorrrr'

    There you go.... take it in.... absorb it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I agree....
    :(
    A sure closer for the thread...he called me a pretentious bi%^ch.
    :(


    ok so he's 100% accurate.. please dont mention him again though
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Pegasus
    Pegasus Posts: 3,754
    late in but cheers! (pouring down the last glass of bottle #1)

    I practically grew up on the stuff since I'm French, from the SW: Corbieres-Minervois-Fronton-Cahors..though right now I'm drinking an ozie wine, since incomprehensibly it's cheaper than french wine here :confused:
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/24-wine/

    "Stuff White People Like"

    #24 Wine
    January 25, 2008 by clander

    There are a lot of cultures that like wine, but the way white people like wine is on a whole different level.

    Within white culture, you are expected to know what a good wine is, what wine is not acceptable to like, and the names of prominent wine growing regions.

    But because there are thousands of wineries, thousands of wines, and a limited time to try them or learn about it, often times, white people need to fake knowledge. If they are exposed as not being knowledgeable, they will look like fools and their peers will consistently make jokes about them liking Boone’s Farm, Thunderbird, Steeler, or Lakeport. This humiliation can crush a white person for years.

    When a white person offers you wine, you take a small sip and then say “ooh, that’s nice. What country is it from?” then they will say the name of the country and you say “I love wines from that country, I would love to get a villa in the wine region there.” White people will nod in agreement as they all want to have a second home in a wine region like Napa, Tuscany or Santa Barbara.

    It is also a good idea to say that your favorite wine is from a small winery called [make up name like 'Spotswood,' 'Red Duck,' Random Spanish name] in [Australia, Argentina, France, California, or Chile] that is hard to get in whatever country you are in. White people will be impressed that they have not heard of this wine and consider you to be a very smart person. They will also make a note to try to find that wine, and when they can’t find it, your status will rise even higher.

    Wines that are acceptable: Red, White (less so)

    Wines that are unacceptable (unless to be consumed in an ironic fashion): White Zinfandel, wine in a box, Rose, Fortified Wine, Arbor Mist, Chinese Cooking Wine.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i'm drinking a glass of red wine right......................now.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    This thread must be WELL old. I miss the days when some of us would get drunk and post threads in the wrong categories. ;) Ah, the good 'ol days. When was that? A couple of months ago? ;)
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,827
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm drinking a glass of red wine right......................now.

    damm and i'm jealous will drink some tonight unless i decide to make meself a refreshing margarita ahhhhhhhhhh ...enjoy your wine i do love the red myself also ..:)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    This thread must be WELL old. I miss the days when some of us would get drunk and post threads in the wrong categories. ;) Ah, the good 'ol days. When was that? A couple of months ago? ;)


    it was around december/january time... it was a great laugh.

    why dont we do that anymore?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    josevolution wrote:
    damm and i'm jealous will drink some tonight unless i decide to make meself a refreshing margarita ahhhhhhhhhh ...enjoy your wine i do love the red myself also ..:)


    thanks jose, you enjoy your drink later as well

    mmm margaritas sound damn nice n tasty!!! :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    ok so he's 100% accurate.. please dont mention him again though
    :eek:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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