Red Wine::: its teh dinrk of knigs i tell theee

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    there seems to have been a problem with the datqabase

    So why did you manage to type all that in that time? Mine crashes for about twenty minutes.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    So why did you manage to type all that in that time? Mine crashes for about twenty minutes.

    It crashed for about five minutes.... Hey Kelly nice to see ya
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    16,561 posts... i have a 10% shit joke leeway based on that. actually thats a lot of shit jokes... 43!!!
    That's actually a decent ratio.
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Has anyone heard 80s matchbox b-line disaster? Shit man they're good... they just started!

    I was going to say 'they just came on my cd player' but I thought better of it...

    Unfortunately I have seen them live ... ouch ... my poor ears ... they'll never forgive me for subjecting them to that noise ... sorry hlf I'd never heard of them 'til I saw them and I honestly thought they were one of the worst bands I've ever heard live :o ... someone I was with described them as sounding like napalm death :D
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I could use a glass of that right now...:(
    please?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Chime wrote:
    Unfortunately I have seen them live ... ouch ... my poor ears ... they'll never forgive me for subjecting them to that noise ... sorry hlf I'd never heard of them 'til I saw them and I honestly thought they were one of the worst bands I've ever heard live :o ... someone I was with described them as sounding like napalm death :D

    Oh dear.. that's bad... well their studio releaes are good :D

    Hey Chime, long time no talk :D

    I'm drunk
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I could use a glass of that right now...:(
    please?

    no.. stay sober.. drink makes me do bad stuff.. dont let it happen to you.




    what am i saying? :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    no.. stay sober.. drink makes me do bad stuff.. dont let it happen to you.




    what am i saying? :confused:

    You are saying something hypocriticsal.... there you go, did I help?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Oh dear.. that's bad... well their studio releaes are good :D

    Hey Chime, long time no talk :D

    I'm drunk

    We only caught the last 10-15 minutes of their set ... they were supporting QOTSA a couple of weeks ago ... we spent most of their set in the pub :D

    Looks like Dunk is keeping you company ;)
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Chime wrote:
    We only caught the last 10-15 minutes of their set ... they were supporting QOTSA a couple of weeks ago ... we spent most of their set in the pub :D

    Looks like Dunk is keeping you company ;)

    Jolin us.l... the more the merrier
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You are saying something hypocriticsal.... there you go, did I help?


    not especially... you sound like a speech therapisht ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm drunk

    You're the worst pretend drunk I've ever seen. :D
  • Corso
    Corso so poor I can't afford to comment on the PJ forum Posts: 201
    Mojito for me please. Make it a double. cheers..
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You're the worst pretend drunk I've ever seen. :D

    Grrrrrr

    this is not for you :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I could use a glass of that right now...:(
    please?

    I got a really cold French beer for you, that any good to cheer you up?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Jolin us.l... the more the merrier

    Can I just say... you may be joking but one of the funniest things I ever remember went something like this:-

    dunk: 'There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! ... Grotaggs!'

    harmless: 'Don't you mean Grottbags'? :D

    dunk: 'ollocks'.

    ...I thought it was funny. :mad: - In fact, I'm giggling about it right now!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    I got a really cold French beer for you, that any good to cheer you up?

    i seriously fucking doubt it!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Can I just say... you may be joking but one of the funniest things I ever remember went something like this:-

    dunk: 'There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! ... Grotaggs!'

    harmless: 'Don't you mean Grottbags'? :D

    dunk: 'ollocks'.

    ...I thought it was funny. :mad: - In fact, I'm giggling about it right now!

    HAHAHANHAHAH yeah I remember that - it was awesome
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I;ve got really bad fucking heartburn.... piss break be right back
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Can I just say... you may be joking but one of the funniest things I ever remember went something like this:-

    dunk: 'There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! ... Grotaggs!'

    harmless: 'Don't you mean Grottbags'? :D

    dunk: 'ollocks'.

    ...I thought it was funny. :mad: - In fact, I'm giggling about it right now!


    i know it was my funny post and all... but that made me laugh... i also love the mayday one, 398 dead, your fault .. you had it as a sig for a while.. i need to join Narcissistics Anonymous :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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