Red Wine::: its teh dinrk of knigs i tell theee

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  • Back! DOn't need a helmet.. got a hard hard head
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman wrote:
    i need to join Narcissistics Anonymous :o

    Yeah you do! HAHAHA! But that's part of your charm. HAHAHA
  • Funny How He Always Seeems To Fit In...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Most cider is cheap, and for pissheads exclusively. But there is a rather splendid one I pick up on occassion from Asda, Westons Organic. Yum, not a bubble, or a chemical in sight...very smooth and to the point.
    Westons is the only cider I can drink without feeling dirty :p

    I still drink the others mind, I just feel dirty when I do it... :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Westons is the only cider I can drink without feeling dirty :p

    I still drink the others mind, I just feel dirty when I do it... :D

    I am totally and utterly fucking smashde on stongbow rught now!.......
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Westons is the only cider I can drink without feeling dirty :p

    I still drink the others mind, I just feel dirty when I do it... :D


    Nothing wrong with a drop now and again....apart from that white lightning stuff apparently. One egg cup full can make your liver drop out of your arse...so the experts say.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Yeah you do! HAHAHA! But that's part of your charm. HAHAHA


    thanks :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh heyfoxymophandle is scary
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I am totally and utterly fucking smashde on stongbow rught now!.......
    I ran out of fucking beer :( was going to go for an offie run but I'm saving the money in my wallet for the last pub session tomorrow morning. with my uni bros and hoez before I go home for Xmas. that's right, lunchtime drinking is the way.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Night, everyone! :) Take care.
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I ran out of fucking beer :( was going to go for an offie run but I'm saving the money in my wallet for the last pub session tomorrow morning. with my uni bros and hoez before I go home for Xmas. that's right, lunchtime drinking is the way.

    I haven't got any money// your overfdraft is your friend
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Night, everyone! Take care.
    Good night :)
    I haven't got any money// your overfdraft is your friend
    Hah, true :) It's getting on a bit though considering I have a lecture at 10am. I might give it a miss tonight. Already had 3 pints this evening. Probably enough.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    I got a really cold French beer for you, that any good to cheer you up?
    A french beer...that sounds nice. :)
    Who knew?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    red wine also gives me zero hangovers and clarity of mind... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I love red wine... it is my life's blood.

    Shiraz in particular... Mmmm... tasty! :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    I love red wine... it is my life's blood.

    Shiraz in particular... Mmmm... tasty! :D

    :confused: ... and I thought Jager flowed through your veins :p
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • Chime wrote:
    :confused: ... and I thought Jager flowed through your veins :p

    ok, you've met me once and you know me so well!! :p

    maybe Shiraz is my drink of choice but you're right, Jage definately runs through my veins...
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Time to bump this one...just popped a cork on one meself. Happy fuckin christmas everyone, here's to ya.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • I'm going to jump on this thread... as well as my own.... because I am greedy that way mwa ha ha ha
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Time to bump this one...just popped a cork on one meself. Happy fuckin christmas everyone, here's to ya.


    cheers bud.. i'm on Aussie Pearly Bay ... noice ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Marquez de Calatrava has popped in to see me...he's from Spain don't you know. And a very tasty chap he is.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Marquez de Calatrava has popped in to see me...he's from Spain don't you know. And a very tasty chap he is.


    he soundeth posh :)

    i could drink a bottle of wine a night... i love the stuff!!! that and internet porn!!! ohhh and marmosets
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I feking love the red.

    I would never solely get drunk on it in public though.

    I was at an xmas party last Friday and one of my sisters officemates got shitfaced looped on red wine. He subsequently shit his pants in front of everyone and eventually got kicked out of the ballroom and arrested by the RCMP.

    God it was funny but so, so soooooooooooo sad for him.
    :(
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  • dunkman wrote:
    he soundeth posh :)

    i could drink a bottle of wine a night... i love the stuff!!! that and internet porn!!! ohhh and marmosets

    It's best if you can try and encompass all three in an evening, I find.

    Begin the evening with a nice spot of Google images: 'Marmosets', and then carry on to the harder shit as the night and the red wine progressess...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    he soundeth posh :)

    i could drink a bottle of wine a night... i love the stuff!!! that and internet porn!!! ohhh and marmosets

    He is posh, but he's quite cheap, and down my throat in seconds....you know the type of fella?
    I could aslo..in fact I do at times, I have to try not to..Ahnimus was right all along...alcofrolics the lot of us!
    I don't go much for the porn though..nah, I'm bargain hunting on ebay if anything...and mormosets? enlighten me.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I feking love the red.

    I would never solely get drunk on it in public though.

    I was at an xmas party last Friday and one of my sisters officemates got shitfaced looped on red wine. He subsequently shit his pants in front of everyone and eventually got kicked out of the ballroom and arrested by the RCMP.

    God it was funny but so, so soooooooooooo sad for him.
    :(


    he shit himself... :D

    was he drinking "Chateau Noef Dis Pants"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    He is posh, but he's quite cheap, and down my throat in seconds....you know the type of fella?
    I could aslo..in fact I do at times, I have to try not to..Ahnimus was right all along...alcofrolics the lot of us!
    I don't go much for the porn though..nah, I'm bargain hunting on ebay if anything...and mormosets? enlighten me.


    never mention that guy on this thread... :(
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    never mention that guy on this thread... :(
    I agree....
    :(
    A sure closer for the thread...he called me a pretentious bi%^ch.
    :(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    never mention that guy on this thread... :(


    Haha, sorry, I thought you meant the guy who gets down your throat in seconds...hahaha, I thought it was bringing back memories......squeeeeeeal piggy....weeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeeeee!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I agree....
    :(
    A sure closer for the thread...he called me a pretentious bi%^ch.
    :(

    You guys are making the mistake of thinking anyone takes a blind bit of notice of the guy.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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