'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I agree....
:(
A sure closer for the thread...he called me a pretentious bi%^ch.
:(
ok so he's 100% accurate.. please dont mention him again though
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
late in but cheers! (pouring down the last glass of bottle #1)
I practically grew up on the stuff since I'm French, from the SW: Corbieres-Minervois-Fronton-Cahors..though right now I'm drinking an ozie wine, since incomprehensibly it's cheaper than french wine here
There are a lot of cultures that like wine, but the way white people like wine is on a whole different level.
Within white culture, you are expected to know what a good wine is, what wine is not acceptable to like, and the names of prominent wine growing regions.
But because there are thousands of wineries, thousands of wines, and a limited time to try them or learn about it, often times, white people need to fake knowledge. If they are exposed as not being knowledgeable, they will look like fools and their peers will consistently make jokes about them liking Boone’s Farm, Thunderbird, Steeler, or Lakeport. This humiliation can crush a white person for years.
When a white person offers you wine, you take a small sip and then say “ooh, that’s nice. What country is it from?” then they will say the name of the country and you say “I love wines from that country, I would love to get a villa in the wine region there.” White people will nod in agreement as they all want to have a second home in a wine region like Napa, Tuscany or Santa Barbara.
It is also a good idea to say that your favorite wine is from a small winery called [make up name like 'Spotswood,' 'Red Duck,' Random Spanish name] in [Australia, Argentina, France, California, or Chile] that is hard to get in whatever country you are in. White people will be impressed that they have not heard of this wine and consider you to be a very smart person. They will also make a note to try to find that wine, and when they can’t find it, your status will rise even higher.
Wines that are acceptable: Red, White (less so)
Wines that are unacceptable (unless to be consumed in an ironic fashion): White Zinfandel, wine in a box, Rose, Fortified Wine, Arbor Mist, Chinese Cooking Wine.
i'm drinking a glass of red wine right......................now.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
This thread must be WELL old. I miss the days when some of us would get drunk and post threads in the wrong categories. Ah, the good 'ol days. When was that? A couple of months ago?
i'm drinking a glass of red wine right......................now.
damm and i'm jealous will drink some tonight unless i decide to make meself a refreshing margarita ahhhhhhhhhh ...enjoy your wine i do love the red myself also ..:)
This thread must be WELL old. I miss the days when some of us would get drunk and post threads in the wrong categories. Ah, the good 'ol days. When was that? A couple of months ago?
it was around december/january time... it was a great laugh.
why dont we do that anymore?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
damm and i'm jealous will drink some tonight unless i decide to make meself a refreshing margarita ahhhhhhhhhh ...enjoy your wine i do love the red myself also ..:)
thanks jose, you enjoy your drink later as well
mmm margaritas sound damn nice n tasty!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I've just been reading back over this thread and it's fucking funny.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Comments
'Aaaaaahhyyyyyyeeeeeahhhh wwwwwooooolllllllooooooooonnnnn...... aaaaaawweeeeeeeaaalffffffooooorrrr'
There you go.... take it in.... absorb it.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
ok so he's 100% accurate.. please dont mention him again though
I practically grew up on the stuff since I'm French, from the SW: Corbieres-Minervois-Fronton-Cahors..though right now I'm drinking an ozie wine, since incomprehensibly it's cheaper than french wine here
"Stuff White People Like"
#24 Wine
January 25, 2008 by clander
There are a lot of cultures that like wine, but the way white people like wine is on a whole different level.
Within white culture, you are expected to know what a good wine is, what wine is not acceptable to like, and the names of prominent wine growing regions.
But because there are thousands of wineries, thousands of wines, and a limited time to try them or learn about it, often times, white people need to fake knowledge. If they are exposed as not being knowledgeable, they will look like fools and their peers will consistently make jokes about them liking Boone’s Farm, Thunderbird, Steeler, or Lakeport. This humiliation can crush a white person for years.
When a white person offers you wine, you take a small sip and then say “ooh, that’s nice. What country is it from?” then they will say the name of the country and you say “I love wines from that country, I would love to get a villa in the wine region there.” White people will nod in agreement as they all want to have a second home in a wine region like Napa, Tuscany or Santa Barbara.
It is also a good idea to say that your favorite wine is from a small winery called [make up name like 'Spotswood,' 'Red Duck,' Random Spanish name] in [Australia, Argentina, France, California, or Chile] that is hard to get in whatever country you are in. White people will be impressed that they have not heard of this wine and consider you to be a very smart person. They will also make a note to try to find that wine, and when they can’t find it, your status will rise even higher.
Wines that are acceptable: Red, White (less so)
Wines that are unacceptable (unless to be consumed in an ironic fashion): White Zinfandel, wine in a box, Rose, Fortified Wine, Arbor Mist, Chinese Cooking Wine.
damm and i'm jealous will drink some tonight unless i decide to make meself a refreshing margarita ahhhhhhhhhh ...enjoy your wine i do love the red myself also ..:)
it was around december/january time... it was a great laugh.
why dont we do that anymore?
thanks jose, you enjoy your drink later as well
mmm margaritas sound damn nice n tasty!!!
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
definitely!
I dont know. Because you smell?
Oh and I think it's against the rules to chat on here.
Cheers... *clink*
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
He agreed with Ahnimus about me!
:eek:
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Something must be very wrong then! It's not like you know who to agree with you know who! eek:
i was being silly back in December
it was also speak in opposite day
Shout out to Scotland!
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
naděje umírá poslední
- the great Sir Leo Harrison