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Red Wine::: its teh dinrk of knigs i tell theee

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
hic!

:)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I'm drinking cider... the drink of jesters and paupers *hick*






















    and the homeless..... they told me ssssshhhhhhhhhh
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Dear me...you are such an alcahiloc.
    Just opened me up a tin of 1664, that's ok...but I'm with you on the old Vin rouge....enjoy, my friend.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Dear me...you are such an alcahiloc.
    Just opened me up a tin of 1664, that's ok...but I'm with you on the old Vin rouge....enjoy, my friend.

    i will amigo... :)

    hey its 9.24pm.. shouldnt you be tucked up ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Cheers to you both...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cider is a true drunks drink isnt it.. its cheap which helps :D

    i'm on Namaqua Diamond Coast

    fuck me its 14%!!!

    tonight i will be rolling myself in flour and baking myself for 14 minutes ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,157
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm drinking cider... the drink of jesters and paupers *hick*

    and the homeless..... they told me ssssshhhhhhhhhh

    Damn you have some rich homeless in the UK if they are drinking strongbow! :p
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    cider is a true drunks drink isnt it.. its cheap which helps :D

    i'm on Namaqua Diamond Coast

    fuck me its 14%!!!

    tonight i will be rolling myself in flour and baking myself for 14 minutes ;)

    Only 14 minutes? Wow, I didn't think you liked apple turnover... I thought you were more of a Danish porn st.... I mean pastry man.

    And yeah, I got 6 ciders for 5 quid.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Damn you have some rich homeless in the UK if they are drinking strongbow! :p

    LOL it's probably not strongbow....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Only 14 minutes? Wow, I didn't think you liked apple turnover... I thought you were more of a Danish porn st.... I mean pastry man.

    And yeah, I got 6 ciders for 5 quid.
    Good man!
  • audiodaveaudiodave Posts: 1,623
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Damn you have some rich homeless in the UK if they are drinking strongbow! :p
    That'd be good ol' "White Lighting" or something of a similar class. Not cider as such, but alcoholic urine, drunk by the homeless and 12 year olds.
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    cider is a true drunks drink isnt it.. its cheap which helps :D

    i'm on Namaqua Diamond Coast

    fuck me its 14%!!!

    tonight i will be rolling myself in flour and baking myself for 14 minutes ;)

    Most cider is cheap, and for pissheads exclusively. But there is a rather splendid one I pick up on occassion from Asda, Westons Organic. Yum, not a bubble, or a chemical in sight...very smooth and to the point.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    You guys could have just re-hashed one of my old threads, y'know!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Most cider is cheap, and for pissheads exclusively. But there is a rather splendid one I pick up on occassion from Asda, Westons Organic. Yum, not a bubble, or a chemical in sight...very smooth and to the point.

    I don't know jack about the reputation of cider.... I just like it.

    But I DO know about the reputation of Jack.. and he needs to clean his mouth out with soap!!!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    yeah most cider is cheap piss, thats been pissed out by cheap alcoholic peasant farmers from,, ohhh lets say, Bulgaria.. and they were force fed a diet of piss and such and such.


    saying that.. a true and honest cider is a good drink... some of these local somerset farms ones are amazing... 16 pints and you're hammered!!! you canny beat that :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You guys could have just re-hashed one of my old threads, y'know!

    You have to roll with the times Kelly....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah most cider is cheap piss, thats been pissed out byu cheap alcoholic peasant farmers from,, ohhh lets say, Bulgaria.. and they were force fed a diet of piss and such and such.


    saying that.. a true and honest cider is a good drink... some of these local somerset farms ones are amazing... 16 pints and you're hammered!!! you canny beat that :)

    16??

    I'm hammered at 6.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    16??

    I'm hammered at 6.

    lol!! i was kidding.. 16 pints and i'd be dead... although i may take that challenge on later... i also may take a photo of my bumcheeks and send them to MCKB.. i've yet to decide :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    dunkman wrote:
    lol!! i was kidding.. 16 pints and i'd be dead... although i may take that challenge on later... i also may take a photo of my bumcheeks and send them to MCKB.. i've yet to decide :D
    I definitely smell a wager.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    lol!! i was kidding.. 16 pints and i'd be dead... although i may take that challenge on later... i also may take a photo of my bumcheeks and send them to MCKB.. i've yet to decide :D

    I wasted that technique on her already.... she'll want something different from you :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah most cider is cheap piss, thats been pissed out by cheap alcoholic peasant farmers from,, ohhh lets say, Bulgaria.. and they were force fed a diet of piss and such and such.


    saying that.. a true and honest cider is a good drink... some of these local somerset farms ones are amazing... 16 pints and you're hammered!!! you canny beat that :)


    You wouldn't tuck 16 of them proper bo Somerset or Herefordshire ciders down yer hairy throat without dropping dead, at least twice.
    Mind saying that, you're Scotish so you probably developed a taste fer it when you wuz on the breast.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    You wouldn't tuck 16 of them proper bo Somerset or Herefordshire ciders down yer hairy throat without dropping dead, at least twice.
    Mind saying that, you're Scotish so you probably developed a taste fer it when you wuz on the breast.

    I don't even want to know what assumptions you're making about Dunk's mother.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    I definitely smell a wager.


    its spelled 'lager' buddy...


    taxi for rygar... he's getting a bit tipsy :)



    p.s. i couldnt drink 16 pints of water man... Marc Almond is the only guy i've heard of who can drink 16 pints of fluid in one night ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    dunkman wrote:
    its spelled 'lager' buddy...


    taxi for rygar... he's getting a bit tipsy :)



    p.s. i couldnt drink 16 pints of water man... Marc Almond is the only guy i've heard of who can drink 16 pints of fluid in one night ;)
    A wager...like a bet. You sure you haven't had 16?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    A wager...like a bet. You sure you haven't had 16?


    yeah i know :)

    its one letter away from LAGER...


    had 16? check the sig buddy.. no problem :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    OH SHUT UP!!!!!!

    Stop trying to get me over to the darkside!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    its spelled 'lager' buddy...


    taxi for rygar... he's getting a bit tipsy :)



    p.s. i couldnt drink 16 pints of water man... Marc Almond is the only guy i've heard of who can drink 16 pints of fluid in one night ;)

    This guy could drink Marc Almond under the table.

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    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    OH SHUT UP!!!!!!

    Stop trying to get me over to the darkside!

    Do not resist the darkside.......
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i know :)

    its one letter away from LAGER...


    had 16? check the sig buddy.. no problem :cool:

    Ok, that didn't work out too good.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Has anyone heard 80s matchbox b-line disaster? Shit man they're good... they just started!

    I was going to say 'they just came on my cd player' but I thought better of it...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Has anyone heard 80s matchbox b-line disaster? Shit man they're good... they just started!

    I was going to say 'they just came on my cd player' but I thought better of it...
    Heard of em, but not heard em.
    And, no good choice not to say that.....makes the laser skip I find, all my Cheryl Crow cd's jump like hell nowadays.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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