Red Wine::: its teh dinrk of knigs i tell theee

dunkman
dunkman Posts: 19,646
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
hic!

:)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I'm drinking cider... the drink of jesters and paupers *hick*






















    and the homeless..... they told me ssssshhhhhhhhhh
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Dear me...you are such an alcahiloc.
    Just opened me up a tin of 1664, that's ok...but I'm with you on the old Vin rouge....enjoy, my friend.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Dear me...you are such an alcahiloc.
    Just opened me up a tin of 1664, that's ok...but I'm with you on the old Vin rouge....enjoy, my friend.

    i will amigo... :)

    hey its 9.24pm.. shouldnt you be tucked up ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Cheers to you both...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    cider is a true drunks drink isnt it.. its cheap which helps :D

    i'm on Namaqua Diamond Coast

    fuck me its 14%!!!

    tonight i will be rolling myself in flour and baking myself for 14 minutes ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,185
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm drinking cider... the drink of jesters and paupers *hick*

    and the homeless..... they told me ssssshhhhhhhhhh

    Damn you have some rich homeless in the UK if they are drinking strongbow! :p
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    cider is a true drunks drink isnt it.. its cheap which helps :D

    i'm on Namaqua Diamond Coast

    fuck me its 14%!!!

    tonight i will be rolling myself in flour and baking myself for 14 minutes ;)

    Only 14 minutes? Wow, I didn't think you liked apple turnover... I thought you were more of a Danish porn st.... I mean pastry man.

    And yeah, I got 6 ciders for 5 quid.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Damn you have some rich homeless in the UK if they are drinking strongbow! :p

    LOL it's probably not strongbow....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Only 14 minutes? Wow, I didn't think you liked apple turnover... I thought you were more of a Danish porn st.... I mean pastry man.

    And yeah, I got 6 ciders for 5 quid.
    Good man!
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Damn you have some rich homeless in the UK if they are drinking strongbow! :p
    That'd be good ol' "White Lighting" or something of a similar class. Not cider as such, but alcoholic urine, drunk by the homeless and 12 year olds.
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    cider is a true drunks drink isnt it.. its cheap which helps :D

    i'm on Namaqua Diamond Coast

    fuck me its 14%!!!

    tonight i will be rolling myself in flour and baking myself for 14 minutes ;)

    Most cider is cheap, and for pissheads exclusively. But there is a rather splendid one I pick up on occassion from Asda, Westons Organic. Yum, not a bubble, or a chemical in sight...very smooth and to the point.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    You guys could have just re-hashed one of my old threads, y'know!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Most cider is cheap, and for pissheads exclusively. But there is a rather splendid one I pick up on occassion from Asda, Westons Organic. Yum, not a bubble, or a chemical in sight...very smooth and to the point.

    I don't know jack about the reputation of cider.... I just like it.

    But I DO know about the reputation of Jack.. and he needs to clean his mouth out with soap!!!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    yeah most cider is cheap piss, thats been pissed out by cheap alcoholic peasant farmers from,, ohhh lets say, Bulgaria.. and they were force fed a diet of piss and such and such.


    saying that.. a true and honest cider is a good drink... some of these local somerset farms ones are amazing... 16 pints and you're hammered!!! you canny beat that :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You guys could have just re-hashed one of my old threads, y'know!

    You have to roll with the times Kelly....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah most cider is cheap piss, thats been pissed out byu cheap alcoholic peasant farmers from,, ohhh lets say, Bulgaria.. and they were force fed a diet of piss and such and such.


    saying that.. a true and honest cider is a good drink... some of these local somerset farms ones are amazing... 16 pints and you're hammered!!! you canny beat that :)

    16??

    I'm hammered at 6.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    16??

    I'm hammered at 6.

    lol!! i was kidding.. 16 pints and i'd be dead... although i may take that challenge on later... i also may take a photo of my bumcheeks and send them to MCKB.. i've yet to decide :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    lol!! i was kidding.. 16 pints and i'd be dead... although i may take that challenge on later... i also may take a photo of my bumcheeks and send them to MCKB.. i've yet to decide :D
    I definitely smell a wager.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    lol!! i was kidding.. 16 pints and i'd be dead... although i may take that challenge on later... i also may take a photo of my bumcheeks and send them to MCKB.. i've yet to decide :D

    I wasted that technique on her already.... she'll want something different from you :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah most cider is cheap piss, thats been pissed out by cheap alcoholic peasant farmers from,, ohhh lets say, Bulgaria.. and they were force fed a diet of piss and such and such.


    saying that.. a true and honest cider is a good drink... some of these local somerset farms ones are amazing... 16 pints and you're hammered!!! you canny beat that :)


    You wouldn't tuck 16 of them proper bo Somerset or Herefordshire ciders down yer hairy throat without dropping dead, at least twice.
    Mind saying that, you're Scotish so you probably developed a taste fer it when you wuz on the breast.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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