Heard of em, but not heard em.
And, no good choice not to say that.....makes the laser skip I find, all my Cheryl Crow cd's jump like hell nowadays.
Hahahahaha....
You should hear the album Horse of the Dog... just amazing
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
yeah shit jokes can lose something in transatlantic crossing... mines obviously lost 99.3% of it
:(
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
yeah shit jokes can lose something in transatlantic crossing... mines obviously lost 99.3% of it
:(
I would nevver hacve thought you'd ever admit to telling a shit joke.... wonders will never sease..., ciese.... seeese.... sieaseeee.... cease.... How the fuck do you spell cease? Is that it?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Oh I got it, it just wasn't a hit.
That was post 1999.
Six more and I'm up to date. Har har har.
16,561 posts... i have a 10% shit joke leeway based on that. actually thats a lot of shit jokes... 43!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
16,561 posts... i have a 10% shit joke leeway based on that. actually thats a lot of shit jokes... 43!!!
That means you've only got 1 shit joke left this month... use it wisely!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
there seems to have been a problem with the datqabase
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
the database has been at the red wine it would seem... that was the database's pissbreak
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
the database has been at the red wine it would seem... that was the database's pissbreak
Somewhere in the world, they were obviously playing Parachutes.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Somewhere in the world, they were obviously playing Parachutes.
you know suumink? i've never ever been to a gig and had a pissbreak.. ever.
i never knew they existed until i blessed this forum with my existence...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
So why did you manage to type all that in that time? Mine crashes for about twenty minutes.
It crashed for about five minutes.... Hey Kelly nice to see ya
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Has anyone heard 80s matchbox b-line disaster? Shit man they're good... they just started!
I was going to say 'they just came on my cd player' but I thought better of it...
Unfortunately I have seen them live ... ouch ... my poor ears ... they'll never forgive me for subjecting them to that noise ... sorry hlf I'd never heard of them 'til I saw them and I honestly thought they were one of the worst bands I've ever heard live ... someone I was with described them as sounding like napalm death
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
Unfortunately I have seen them live ... ouch ... my poor ears ... they'll never forgive me for subjecting them to that noise ... sorry hlf I'd never heard of them 'til I saw them and I honestly thought they were one of the worst bands I've ever heard live ... someone I was with described them as sounding like napalm death
Oh dear.. that's bad... well their studio releaes are good
Hey Chime, long time no talk
I'm drunk
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I could use a glass of that right now...:(
please?
no.. stay sober.. drink makes me do bad stuff.. dont let it happen to you.
what am i saying?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
no.. stay sober.. drink makes me do bad stuff.. dont let it happen to you.
what am i saying?
You are saying something hypocriticsal.... there you go, did I help?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
We only caught the last 10-15 minutes of their set ... they were supporting QOTSA a couple of weeks ago ... we spent most of their set in the pub
Looks like Dunk is keeping you company
Jolin us.l... the more the merrier
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You are saying something hypocriticsal.... there you go, did I help?
not especially... you sound like a speech therapisht
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I got a really cold French beer for you, that any good to cheer you up?
i seriously fucking doubt it!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Can I just say... you may be joking but one of the funniest things I ever remember went something like this:-
dunk: 'There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! ... Grotaggs!'
harmless: 'Don't you mean Grottbags'?
dunk: 'ollocks'.
...I thought it was funny. :mad: - In fact, I'm giggling about it right now!
HAHAHANHAHAH yeah I remember that - it was awesome
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I;ve got really bad fucking heartburn.... piss break be right back
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Can I just say... you may be joking but one of the funniest things I ever remember went something like this:-
dunk: 'There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! ... Grotaggs!'
harmless: 'Don't you mean Grottbags'?
dunk: 'ollocks'.
...I thought it was funny. :mad: - In fact, I'm giggling about it right now!
i know it was my funny post and all... but that made me laugh... i also love the mayday one, 398 dead, your fault .. you had it as a sig for a while.. i need to join Narcissistics Anonymous
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Hahahahaha....
You should hear the album Horse of the Dog... just amazing
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
nice 2000th post though amigo
yeah shit jokes can lose something in transatlantic crossing... mines obviously lost 99.3% of it
:(
That was post 1999.
Six more and I'm up to date. Har har har.
I would nevver hacve thought you'd ever admit to telling a shit joke.... wonders will never sease..., ciese.... seeese.... sieaseeee.... cease.... How the fuck do you spell cease? Is that it?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
16,561 posts... i have a 10% shit joke leeway based on that. actually thats a lot of shit jokes... 43!!!
That means you've only got 1 shit joke left this month... use it wisely!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Somewhere in the world, they were obviously playing Parachutes.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you know suumink? i've never ever been to a gig and had a pissbreak.. ever.
i never knew they existed until i blessed this forum with my existence...
So why did you manage to type all that in that time? Mine crashes for about twenty minutes.
It crashed for about five minutes.... Hey Kelly nice to see ya
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Unfortunately I have seen them live ... ouch ... my poor ears ... they'll never forgive me for subjecting them to that noise ... sorry hlf I'd never heard of them 'til I saw them and I honestly thought they were one of the worst bands I've ever heard live
please?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Oh dear.. that's bad... well their studio releaes are good
Hey Chime, long time no talk
I'm drunk
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
no.. stay sober.. drink makes me do bad stuff.. dont let it happen to you.
what am i saying?
You are saying something hypocriticsal.... there you go, did I help?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
We only caught the last 10-15 minutes of their set ... they were supporting QOTSA a couple of weeks ago ... we spent most of their set in the pub
Looks like Dunk is keeping you company
Jolin us.l... the more the merrier
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
not especially... you sound like a speech therapisht
You're the worst pretend drunk I've ever seen.
Grrrrrr
this is not for you
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I got a really cold French beer for you, that any good to cheer you up?
Can I just say... you may be joking but one of the funniest things I ever remember went something like this:-
dunk: 'There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! ... Grotaggs!'
harmless: 'Don't you mean Grottbags'?
dunk: 'ollocks'.
...I thought it was funny. :mad: - In fact, I'm giggling about it right now!
i seriously fucking doubt it!!!
HAHAHANHAHAH yeah I remember that - it was awesome
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i know it was my funny post and all... but that made me laugh... i also love the mayday one, 398 dead, your fault .. you had it as a sig for a while.. i need to join Narcissistics Anonymous