Red Wine::: its teh dinrk of knigs i tell theee

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    You wouldn't tuck 16 of them proper bo Somerset or Herefordshire ciders down yer hairy throat without dropping dead, at least twice.
    Mind saying that, you're Scotish so you probably developed a taste fer it when you wuz on the breast.

    I don't even want to know what assumptions you're making about Dunk's mother.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    I definitely smell a wager.


    its spelled 'lager' buddy...


    taxi for rygar... he's getting a bit tipsy :)



    p.s. i couldnt drink 16 pints of water man... Marc Almond is the only guy i've heard of who can drink 16 pints of fluid in one night ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    its spelled 'lager' buddy...


    taxi for rygar... he's getting a bit tipsy :)



    p.s. i couldnt drink 16 pints of water man... Marc Almond is the only guy i've heard of who can drink 16 pints of fluid in one night ;)
    A wager...like a bet. You sure you haven't had 16?
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    A wager...like a bet. You sure you haven't had 16?


    yeah i know :)

    its one letter away from LAGER...


    had 16? check the sig buddy.. no problem :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    OH SHUT UP!!!!!!

    Stop trying to get me over to the darkside!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    its spelled 'lager' buddy...


    taxi for rygar... he's getting a bit tipsy :)



    p.s. i couldnt drink 16 pints of water man... Marc Almond is the only guy i've heard of who can drink 16 pints of fluid in one night ;)

    This guy could drink Marc Almond under the table.

    http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/17/elephant_narrowweb__300x427,0.jpg
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    OH SHUT UP!!!!!!

    Stop trying to get me over to the darkside!

    Do not resist the darkside.......
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i know :)

    its one letter away from LAGER...


    had 16? check the sig buddy.. no problem :cool:

    Ok, that didn't work out too good.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Has anyone heard 80s matchbox b-line disaster? Shit man they're good... they just started!

    I was going to say 'they just came on my cd player' but I thought better of it...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Has anyone heard 80s matchbox b-line disaster? Shit man they're good... they just started!

    I was going to say 'they just came on my cd player' but I thought better of it...
    Heard of em, but not heard em.
    And, no good choice not to say that.....makes the laser skip I find, all my Cheryl Crow cd's jump like hell nowadays.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Heard of em, but not heard em.
    And, no good choice not to say that.....makes the laser skip I find, all my Cheryl Crow cd's jump like hell nowadays.

    Hahahahaha....

    You should hear the album Horse of the Dog... just amazing
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    Ok, that didn't work out too good.


    nice 2000th post though amigo :)

    yeah shit jokes can lose something in transatlantic crossing... mines obviously lost 99.3% of it


    :(
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    nice 2000th post though amigo :)

    yeah shit jokes can lose something in transatlantic crossing... mines obviously lost 99.3% of it


    :(
    Oh I got it, it just wasn't a hit.
    That was post 1999.
    Six more and I'm up to date. Har har har.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    nice 2000th post though amigo :)

    yeah shit jokes can lose something in transatlantic crossing... mines obviously lost 99.3% of it


    :(

    I would nevver hacve thought you'd ever admit to telling a shit joke.... wonders will never sease..., ciese.... seeese.... sieaseeee.... cease.... How the fuck do you spell cease? Is that it?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    Oh I got it, it just wasn't a hit.
    That was post 1999.
    Six more and I'm up to date. Har har har.


    16,561 posts... i have a 10% shit joke leeway based on that. actually thats a lot of shit jokes... 43!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    16,561 posts... i have a 10% shit joke leeway based on that. actually thats a lot of shit jokes... 43!!!

    That means you've only got 1 shit joke left this month... use it wisely!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    there seems to have been a problem with the datqabase
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the database has been at the red wine it would seem... that was the database's pissbreak
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    the database has been at the red wine it would seem... that was the database's pissbreak

    Somewhere in the world, they were obviously playing Parachutes.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Somewhere in the world, they were obviously playing Parachutes.


    you know suumink? i've never ever been to a gig and had a pissbreak.. ever.

    i never knew they existed until i blessed this forum with my existence... :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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