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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Which might be why we like to assign pain, anguish and horror to clowns - the contrast between a brightly painted smile and a darkened heart is quite captivating.
    This is so invigorating. I love it.
    :)
    No really, it holds alot of truth. You and Jamie have really convinced me.
    I haven't seen Hostel, but Saw is not just about murdering people. It is artfully thought out. ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk wrote:
    You're making sense. Well between us all, maybe we can sort of:)
    Personally, I am really put off Saw, Hostel and the like, I can't be watching them types of films. The idea of murdering people in ever more imaginative ways, just kinda leaves me cold.
    Saying all that, I realy love sepia photographs.
    TrixieCat wrote:
    This is so invigorating. I love it.
    :)
    No really, it holds alot of truth. You and Jamie have really convinced me.
    I haven't seen Hostel, but Saw is not just about murdering people. It is artfully thought out. ;)

    I've only seen the first Saw movie, and I never bothered seeing Hostel. We really are all on the same page on this one. ;)
    So, next question: by subverting the meaning of the clown - from happy to sad - have we made him into a piece of conceptual art? :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    I woudnt like to say, I guess the latter is at first glance more appealing to me. I can though, look at each (and not having a clue who did them, or when or where) and appreciate that they both took a considerable amount of time, effort, talent and skill.
    It's the dead sheep, the white blocks, the piles of bricks and the coloured block painting I'm not so keen on :o Whatever that says about me, it says it......honestly :)
    So, purely on aesthetic grounds, you prefer the latter? The stuff you say at the end about dead sheep etc and not liking them is interesting since you appreciate that second piece I posted :) I don't want to say too much because I find it interesting that you like it and appreciate the talent it took to produce but I imagine if you had more background knowledge of the piece, you would have probably had a different reaction which would indicate a degree of prejudice :)

    It is also really supports what I said earlier about the annoying description plaques in art galleries. I think appreciating an artwork on its own merits before you know too much about it is valuable.

    As for the first piece, the Kinkade painting, it makes me feel violently ill and goes to show that technical skill =/= art and often = horrible.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    So, purely on aesthetic grounds, you prefer the latter? The stuff you say at the end about dead sheep etc and not liking them is interesting since you appreciate that second piece I posted :) I don't want to say too much because I find it interesting that you like it and appreciate the talent it took to produce but I imagine if you had more background knowledge of the piece, you would have probably had a different reaction which would indicate a degree of prejudice :)

    It is also really supports what I said earlier about the annoying description plaques in art galleries. I think appreciating an artwork on its own merits before you know too much about it is valuable.

    As for the first piece, the Kinkade painting, it makes me feel violently ill and goes to show that technical skill =/= art and often = horrible.

    The Kinkade is horrible... urgh... Right, that's all I came here to say. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    So, purely on aesthetic grounds, you prefer the latter? The stuff you say at the end about dead sheep etc and not liking them is interesting since you appreciate that second piece I posted :) I don't want to say too much because I find it interesting that you like it and appreciate the talent it took to produce but I imagine if you had more background knowledge of the piece, you would have probably had a different reaction which would indicate a degree of prejudice :)

    It is also really supports what I said earlier about the annoying description plaques in art galleries. I think appreciating an artwork on its own merits before you know too much about it is valuable.

    As for the first piece, the Kinkade painting, it makes me feel violently ill and goes to show that technical skill =/= art and often = horrible.


    you clearly misled Jamie

    one is a painting and the other is a photo of a plastic jeebus dropped into a beaker of piss.

    the 2nd one i could have done... the first one i couldnt have.

    i think you were trying to pass them off as paintings... which was kinda duplicitous ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    you clearly misled Jamie

    one is a painting and the other is a photo of a plastic jeebus dropped into a beaker of piss.

    the 2nd one i could have done... the first one i couldnt have.

    i think you were trying to pass them off as paintings... which was kinda duplicitous ;)
    I know they are :) I wanted them to be judged for how they look, not for the fact that one is a crappy mass-produced evangelist pile of poopoo and the other is a crucifix in wee. And Jamie fell for it :p

    Oh and also, I wanted to show that, though you couldn't have painted the Kinkade one, that is a good thing, since it is horrific and as far from art as you can get.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman wrote:
    i think you were trying to pass them off as paintings... which was kinda duplicitous ;)

    You just said 'duplicitous'.. :eek:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    So, purely on aesthetic grounds, you prefer the latter? The stuff you say at the end about dead sheep etc and not liking them is interesting since you appreciate that second piece I posted :) I don't want to say too much because I find it interesting that you like it and appreciate the talent it took to produce but I imagine if you had more background knowledge of the piece, you would have probably had a different reaction which would indicate a degree of prejudice :)

    It is also really supports what I said earlier about the annoying description plaques in art galleries. I think appreciating an artwork on its own merits before you know too much about it is valuable.

    As for the first piece, the Kinkade painting, it makes me feel violently ill and goes to show that technical skill =/= art and often = horrible.

    Blah, blah.
    I glanced, I gave an honest opinion, I thought it was a painting. You loaded the question I'd say, in order to get the answer you were looking for. Quite a pitiful act.
    I don't think the one really makes anyone feel ill, in fact it's rather a poncey thing to say. I reckon it upsets the false sensibilities that have been 'taught' into people, prejudices they have maybe had preached into them. I don't get it, I see a painting that maybe someone likes or doesn't, after that it all gets back to the BS.
    Whatever :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk wrote:
    Blah, blah.
    I glanced, I gave an honest opinion, I thought it was a painting. You loaded the question I'd say, in order to get the answer you were looking for. Quite a pitiful act.
    I don't think the one really makes anyone feel ill, in fact it's rather a poncey thing to say. I reckon it upsets the false sensibilities that have been 'taught' into people, prejudices they have maybe had preached into them. I don't get it, I see a painting that maybe someone likes or doesn't, after that it all gets back to the BS.
    Whatever :)

    I'm a bit bemused by your pigeon-holing of people with strong opinions about art as pretentious snobs. Have you never said that a musical artist made you ill? Nickelback? Creed? Lifehouse?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I'm a bit bemused by your pigeon-holing of people with strong opinions about art as pretentious snobs. Have you never said that a musical artist made you ill? Nickelback? Creed? Lifehouse?

    They don't make me ill Mark, I just don't like them. Oh hang on, I may have said something along those lines once upon a time....then my balls dropped:p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk wrote:
    They don't make me ill Mark, I just don't like them. Oh hang on, I may have said something along those lines once upon a time....then my balls dropped:p

    Ooh nice, nothing like a bit of ageism! :p

    You've NEVER made a derogatory/hyperbolic comment about anyone in the arts? A comedian? A film director? NEVER?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Blah, blah.
    I glanced, I gave an honest opinion, I thought it was a painting. You loaded the question I'd say, in order to get the answer you were looking for. Quite a pitiful act.
    I don't think the one really makes anyone feel ill, in fact it's rather a poncey thing to say. I reckon it upsets the false sensibilities that have been 'taught' into people, prejudices they have maybe had preached into them. I don't get it, I see a painting that maybe someone likes or doesn't, after that it all gets back to the BS.
    Whatever :)
    Of course I loaded the question. Pitiful though? I dunno. I intentionally asked you for an opinion based purely on a cursory look at it because I knew that if I said "This is Piss Christ by Andres Serrano, it's a depiction of the crucifixion suspended in the artist's urine" you would have said "pretentious twat".

    All I intend to show here is that you are being more pretentious and elitist than anyone else in this thread with your dismissive comments and that resorting to slurs about my age and maturity comes across as ironic when you appear both immature for doing so and as a boring old fart for your art comments :) All I can say is, I'd rather be an arrogant bullshitter than be like Brian Sewell :p

    Oh, and if you knew about Thomas Kinkade, you'd understand my violently ill comment. He talks of his mass-production like some sort of public service to white, christian america. He thinks that the commercialisation of art is beneficial to the medium and that the fact 1 in 10 american households contain one of his works is a symbol of christian hope in a world. Give me pseudo-intellectualism over THIS any day:

    http://www.villagegallery.com/big025/tk_headinghome.jpg
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Of course I loaded the question. Pitiful though? I dunno. I intentionally asked you for an opinion based purely on a cursory look at it because I knew that if I said "This is Piss Christ by Andres Serrano, it's a depiction of the crucifixion suspended in the artist's urine" you would have said "pretentious twat".

    All I intend to show here is that you are being more pretentious and elitist than anyone else in this thread with your dismissive comments and that resorting to slurs about my age and maturity comes across as ironic when you appear both immature for doing so and as a boring old fart for your art comments :) All I can say is, I'd rather be an arrogant bullshitter than be like Brian Sewell :p

    Oh, and if you knew about Thomas Kinkade, you'd understand my violently ill comment. He talks of his mass-production like some sort of public service to white, christian america. He thinks that the commercialisation of art is beneficial to the medium and that the fact 1 in 10 american households contain one of his works is a symbol of christian hope in a world. Give me pseudo-intellectualism over THIS any day:

    http://www.villagegallery.com/big025/tk_headinghome.jpg

    Man that thing just polluted my eyes. Did I actually just see what I think I saw?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Man that thing just polluted my eyes. Did I actually just see what I think I saw?
    You did. I wonder if Kinkade has ever seen the photos of soldiers with missing limbs, met those who went mental from Gulf War syndrome last time around or seen those photos of Lynndie England pointing at the exposed genitalia of untried prisoners. There's an entire Kinkade shop in a shopping centre in Solihull and employees from all the shops there tend to stand outside and try to entice you in. This very nice looking lady attempted to get me inside her Kinkade shop to sell me a print of one of these, no doubt at outrageous prices but hey, can you put a price on salvation? :rolleyes:

    THAT is what I consider to be bad art. If a painting does nothing for me then I can just figure that it's not for me but it might be for someone. Stuff like Kinkade, and the reasons for producing it, which has never to do with art at all, is what gets me all riled up like sharks in formaldehyde do for Dunk and Jamie.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Of course I loaded the question. Pitiful though? I dunno. I intentionally asked you for an opinion based purely on a cursory look at it because I knew that if I said "This is Piss Christ by Andres Serrano, it's a depiction of the crucifixion suspended in the artist's urine" you would have said "pretentious twat".

    All I intend to show here is that you are being more pretentious and elitist than anyone else in this thread with your dismissive comments and that resorting to slurs about my age and maturity comes across as ironic when you appear both immature for doing so and as a boring old fart for your art comments :) All I can say is, I'd rather be an arrogant bullshitter than be like Brian Sewell :p

    Oh, and if you knew about Thomas Kinkade, you'd understand my violently ill comment. He talks of his mass-production like some sort of public service to white, christian america. He thinks that the commercialisation of art is beneficial to the medium and that the fact 1 in 10 american households contain one of his works is a symbol of christian hope in a world. Give me pseudo-intellectualism over THIS any day:

    http://www.villagegallery.com/big025/tk_headinghome.jpg


    Hey, I wouldn't insult you seriously man, I was kidding.
    Back to what we were on about, all you guys have done to prop up your argument is to use ever longer words, and now play a trick on me. I glanced, as I said 'glanced', and assumed it was a painting. So, obviously I was impressed, as a painting it is a striking image, but exactly as you say, if I'd seen the bucket with the figure in it, I'd have dismissed...who wouldn't?
    I mean as with the white blocks, if someone painted white blocks, then fine, or even if the 'artist' had actually made the blocks himself...maybe then. And the colour blocks by Rothko, yes of course they can be pleasing to the eye, from what I've read that's what they were comissioned for, to look nice in a hotel lobby. It's just all this rubbish that comes with it I can't stand, it's a falsehood man, and it's been invented by pretentious, elitest people, It doesn't exist outside that specific circle, it's bordering on being a laughing stock, and to belittle people that don't 'get' it doesn't make it anything other than it already is. And I wont point out that your prejudice of this Kinkladze fella (didn't he play for Man City?) seems to be based on his religious beliefs and his commercial mindedness rather than an actual distaste for his paintings. I never saw it as being remotely related to Christianity, just looked like a quaint old fashioned painting to me :o
    Art for art sake?
    I haven't had the art school, or university background of you fellas, and to me it is nothing more than what I see. Which maybe then suggests that either I'm a thicko, or that actually, these colour blocks are simply...colour blocks, and the whole 'what is the artist trying to say' scenario is nothing more than a fabrication.
    Sorry, I aint here to piss on your picnic guys. I'll let you be to discuss your art...just try not to be annoyed if you see me tutting occassionallly should I accidentally overhear you ;)
    I love you though man (is that 'old fart' enough for you?) :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Hey, I wouldn't insult you seriously man, I was kidding.
    Back to what we were on about, all you guys have done to prop up your argument is to use ever longer words, and now play a trick on me. I glanced, as I said 'glanced', and assumed it was a painting. So, obviously I was impressed, as a painting it is a striking image, but exactly as you say, if I'd seen the bucket with the figure in it, I'd have dismissed...who wouldn't?
    I mean as with the white blocks, if someone painted white blocks, then fine, or even if the 'artist' had actually made the blocks himself...maybe then. And the colour blocks by Rothko, yes of course they can be pleasing to the eye, from what I've read that's what they were comissioned for, to look nice in a hotel lobby. It's just all this rubbish that comes with it I can't stand, it's a falsehood man, and it's been invented by pretentious, elitest people, It doesn't exist outside that specific circle, it's bordering on being a laughing stock, and to belittle people that don't 'get' it doesn't make it anything other than it already is. And I wont point out that your prejudice of this Kinkladze fella (didn't he play for Man City?) seems to be based on his religious beliefs and his commercial mindedness rather than an actual distaste for his paintings. I never saw it as being remotely related to Christianity, just looked like a quaint old fashioned painting to me : o
    Art for art sake?
    I haven't had the art school, or university background of you fellas, and to me it is nothing more than what I see. Which maybe then suggests that either I'm a thicko, or that actually, these colour blocks are simply...colour blocks, and the whole 'what is the artist trying to say' scenario is nothing more than a fabrication.
    Sorry, I aint here to piss on your picnic guys. I'll let you be to discuss your art...just try not to be annoyed if you see me tutting occassionallly should I accidentally overhear you ;)
    I love you though man (is that 'old fart' enough for you?) :D
    I very much dislike the visual aspect of Kinkade's paintings as well as the utterly awful intentions behind them. His paintings, as much as the man himself, live in some idyllic fantasy. Real life doesn't look like that so why go for the realism? I think his paintings look like christmas cards and yet he's the most "collected" artist in America.

    Oh, and I haven't belittled anyone for not liking certain art, and I don't think anyone else has either, I've only asked that I, and others, not be belittled in turn and called pretentious and elitist for liking it and I've offered my reasons why I feel that people that do that are worse offenders than those they seek to reject. As for your comment about the blocks, of course the "what the artist is trying to say" thing is a total fabrication. So, however, is a painting. Even a beautiful one. That's why I don't understand your point of view. I don't see how the Mona Lisa is any less contrived than Warhol's brilo boxes. The only difference is technical skill in one compared to a lack with the other. Since technical skill has no bearing on MY appreciation of art, there is no difference between them, it's just what I enjoy. Your definition and understanding of art is no more relevant than anyone else's and that is all this thread is about :)

    And I know you weren't really being insulting, neither was I :) just friendly banter.

    And yep, Kinkladze played for Man City. I wonder what his paintings would look like :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk wrote:
    Hey, I wouldn't insult you seriously man, I was kidding.
    Back to what we were on about, all you guys have done to prop up your argument is to use ever longer words, and now play a trick on me. I glanced, as I said 'glanced', and assumed it was a painting. So, obviously I was impressed, as a painting it is a striking image, but exactly as you say, if I'd seen the bucket with the figure in it, I'd have dismissed...who wouldn't?
    I mean as with the white blocks, if someone painted white blocks, then fine, or even if the 'artist' had actually made the blocks himself...maybe then. And the colour blocks by Rothko, yes of course they can be pleasing to the eye, from what I've read that's what they were comissioned for, to look nice in a hotel lobby. It's just all this rubbish that comes with it I can't stand, it's a falsehood man, and it's been invented by pretentious, elitest people, It doesn't exist outside that specific circle, it's bordering on being a laughing stock, and to belittle people that don't 'get' it doesn't make it anything other than it already is.

    I've put it off for fucking ages, because quite frankly it'd take far too long to argue properly and I can't really be arsed. But I don't believe the appreciation of the Abstract Expressionists (Rothko, Pollock, Kandinski, Miro and others) 'doesn't exist outside of that specific circle'.

    Almost all designers and anyone into decor, as well as Art Therapists and counsellors know something about the psychology of colour - that colour and texture can directly influence our psychology and be part of the healing of those with psychological disorders etc. The idea that art can be therapeutic and cathartic didn't really exist until Rothko and others made links between art and psychology in the 1940's. That's one of the reasons I love this movement.. Art therapy owes its existence to it.

    Even more simply, anyone who's ever designed a hotel lobby in relaxing pure white with splashes of other colours, can thank Rothko for his influence.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I very much dislike the visual aspect of Kinkade's paintings as well as the utterly awful intentions behind them. His paintings, as much as the man himself, live in some idyllic fantasy. Real life doesn't look like that so why go for the realism? I think his paintings look like christmas cards and yet he's the most "collected" artist in America.

    Oh, and I haven't belittled anyone for not liking certain art, and I don't think anyone else has either, I've only asked that I, and others, not be belittled in turn and called pretentious and elitist for liking it and I've offered my reasons why I feel that people that do that are worse offenders than those they seek to reject. As for your comment about the blocks, of course the "what the artist is trying to say" thing is a total fabrication. So, however, is a painting. Even a beautiful one. That's why I don't understand your point of view. I don't see how the Mona Lisa is any less contrived than Warhol's brilo boxes. The only difference is technical skill in one compared to a lack with the other. Since technical skill has no bearing on MY appreciation of art, there is no difference between them, it's just what I enjoy. Your definition and understanding of art is no more relevant than anyone else's and that is all this thread is about :)

    And I know you weren't really being insulting, neither was I :) just friendly banter.

    And yep, Kinkladze played for Man City. I wonder what his paintings would look like :p

    You did play a trick on me man, that was a bit off. And then, not you sir, but a partner in crime did have a few rather 'belittling' comments about a certain Mr Ross and our appreciation of his talents.
    I agree that the painting earlier looked like a Christmas card, I was suprised there was no snow :)
    I suppose originally we were on about the bloke in a bear suit being art, we got along to painting skills later, and yes of course then it's a matter of opinions.
    I still go with the bear suit and the dead sheep being rubbish, I'm not having that as art.... ever :D Oh and the piss bucket thing, what a crock!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    You did play a trick on me man, that was a bit off. And then, not you sir, but a partner in crime did have a few rather 'belittling' comments about a certain Mr Ross and our appreciation of his talents.
    I agree that the painting earlier looked like a Christmas card, I was suprised there was no snow :)
    I suppose originally we were on about the bloke in a bear suit being art, we got along to painting skills later, and yes of course then it's a matter of opinions.
    I still go with the bear suit and the dead sheep being rubbish, I'm not having that as art.... ever :D Oh and the piss bucket thing, what a crock!
    Piss Christ was VERY controversial apparently, but not really for the reasons you might have, questioning its artistic worth. Obviously people thought it was blasphemy etc but various readings of the MEANING behind it (:p), including that of a consecrated nun who thought it was a powerful symbol of the degradation of religion and not an attempt to degrade religion in itself show that maybe it does have some worth. Of course, you won't buy that at all but the point is, even someone who you'd imagine would be first in line to call it rubbish, a nun, found her own reasons for appreciating it, and that's all that really matters. It evidently had enough of an impact on her that she went on record as saying that she liked it, with whatever risk to her own job that might have brought. So some people, even those who aren't in the business of self-important art critiquing, thought it was more than a crock of shit, or rather, of piss :)

    and my trick wasn't supposed to be out of line or to make a fool out of you, I genuinely wanted to know how a person who dislikes much modern art would react to Piss Christ if they didn't know the details about it. It wasn't about tripping you up.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Piss Christ was VERY controversial apparently, but not really for the reasons you might have, questioning its artistic worth. Obviously people thought it was blasphemy etc but various readings of the MEANING behind it (:p), including that of a consecrated nun who thought it was a powerful symbol of the degradation of religion and not an attempt to degrade religion in itself show that maybe it does have some worth. Of course, you won't buy that at all but the point is, even someone who you'd imagine would be first in line to call it rubbish, a nun, found her own reasons for appreciating it, and that's all that really matters. It evidently had enough of an impact on her that she went on record as saying that she liked it, with whatever risk to her own job that might have brought. So some people, even those who aren't in the business of self-important art critiquing, thought it was more than a crock of shit, or rather, of piss :)

    I actually know of a church who used Piss Christ as a meditation to symbolise the incarnation... that God himself chose to enter the piss of human life and redeem it. Beat that! ;):p
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Even more simply, anyone who's ever designed a hotel lobby in relaxing pure white with splashes of other colours, can thank Rothko for his influence.

    indirectly i assume... i asked 43 hotel lobby designers about Rothko earlier on and they all said "shit"

    i then asked the baker around the corner... he has bad cataracts... "hey, paint me a sponge cake?"

    i got this
    http://www.pa.msu.edu/courses/2006summer/ISP213H/art/ModernImages/abstractionists/ROTHKO03.JPG

    its a battenburg apparently :)


    i then showed him this:-
    http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/picture-of-month/graphics/large/hockney.jpg


    he liked it.. but was too busy with trying to lck the battenburg to comment.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Urban HikerUrban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    Last night I went to the Flight to Mars show and since it was a CCFA benefit, I decided a little potty humor would be fitting so I wore my 'Toilet Festival' t-shirt.

    It had me thinking back to the festival which was a celebration of the grand opening of a new public comfort station in a very small town. They had this toilet paper ART contest.

    Maybe some would refuse to say that art was shit, but it was for it. :D

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  • dunkman wrote:
    indirectly i assume... i asked 43 hotel lobby designers about Rothko earlier on and they all said "shit"

    And so did 100 rockstars when I played them the blues of Robert Johnson. :p
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    And so did 100 rockstars when I played them the blues of Robert Johnson. :p

    but those 100 rockstars didnt claim it was 'art' nor did they flounce it up with words so long they beat everyone else at scrabble... all 100 of those rockstars would also express their debt to the early blues...

    Jimmy Page did.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    but those 100 rockstars didnt claim it was 'art' nor did they flounce it up with words so long they beat everyone else at scrabble... all 100 of those rockstars would also express their debt to the early blues...

    Jimmy Page did.

    I know but the fact is, they still might call it 'shit'.. as was your point. Any great interior designer, especially on the scale of a hotel lobby designer, would recognise their debt to the New York school of artists (even I hate that term!)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I know they are :) I wanted them to be judged for how they look, not for the fact that one is a crappy mass-produced evangelist pile of poopoo and the other is a crucifix in wee. And Jamie fell for it :p

    Oh and also, I wanted to show that, though you couldn't have painted the Kinkade one, that is a good thing, since it is horrific and as far from art as you can get.
    Bravo to you..you tried to make someone look stupid. There are a handful of people on here that try to do that and they wind up making themselves look like pretentious windbags.
    Kincade is as far from art as you can get? I don't care for his work but that is a ridiculous statement, don't you think.
    And you knowing the story of him and his work and how it is in shopping malls all over the world doesn't influence your opinion of the work??? I don't think so. You seem pretty whipped up about it.
    Golf clap for you.
    I suppose if it were discovered that Rothko enjoyed the work of Kincade or the lovely paint-by-numbers clown I showed yesterday, some opinions would change.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I've only seen the first Saw movie, and I never bothered seeing Hostel. We really are all on the same page on this one. ;)
    So, next question: by subverting the meaning of the clown - from happy to sad - have we made him into a piece of conceptual art? :p
    Well since some of the earliest clowns were court jesters and mimes...even as far back as the Romans...I would think their original intent was not to be portrayed as the sad, drunk, mean clowns of the early Barnum and Bailey era.
    So, no dice on the conceptual art theory Rhino. :p;)

    One for you:
    http://yanksfansoxfan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/24/the_sad_clown.jpg
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Bravo to you..you tried to make someone look stupid. There are a handful of people on here that try to do that and they wind up making themselves look like pretentious windbags.
    Kincade is as far from art as you can get? I don't care for his work but that is a ridiculous statement, don't you think.
    And you knowing the story of him and his work and how it is in shopping malls all over the world doesn't influence your opinion of the work??? I don't think so. You seem pretty whipped up about it.
    Golf clap for you.
    I suppose if it were discovered that Rothko enjoyed the work of Kincade or the lovely paint-by-numbers clown I showed yesterday, some opinions would change.
    I already said, my opinions on his works in themselves and his reasons for creating them are seperate but related. Clearly a few people here don't seem to realise that appreciation of art is subjective here and I am not one of those people and as such, am not the one indulging in pretension. No, I don't think my statement was ridiculous. For ME, Kinkade's work is exploitative trash. Did you see the painting I posted of the soldier coming home from Iraq? It's republican, middle-American propaganda, not art. In my opinion. As for your angered reaction to my "trying to make someone look stupid", read the following posts. I wasn't trying to do that at all, I just wanted to see if Jamie would appreciate the picture on it's own merits before he formed an opinion when he heard that it was a photo of a crucifix in a jar of urine. I'm not trying to make anyone look stupid here, I'm just trying to voice my opinions without being called "pretentious", "elitist", "pseudo-intellectual" and a bunch of other terms that have been directed at people in this thread just because they don't agree with the original post. Please accept my humblest apologies if I have made an error in thinking I have the right to do that, otherwise, quit stirring shit up. Jamie knew I meant no offence.

    And yes, if Rothko liked Kinkade, my opinions would change. My opinions of Rothko, not Kinkade. The idea that I would buy that bullshit because some hipster, fashionable artist liked him is pretty offensive to me. I think Kinkade's work is more grotesque and shallow than any Turner-nominated conceptual crap involving dead things in embalming fluid. Only Damien Hirst's latest comes anywhere near.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Clowns have generally been accepted, in our modern age, as being scarey, terrifying murderous characters, perverted, twisted lunatics. Quite how we, as a society, eventually accepted that portrayal is not clear to me, I remember them riding around in tiny cars, doors falling off, buckets of water...oh they were the greatest. Charlie Carolie, what happened to your legacy ?
    Why do we now fear, and hold in general suspicion, that which we once embraced, and fell about laughing at? When did the change come?
    Indeed, was it a change in the clowns.....or just our perception of them?
    Sideshow Bob, Crusty.......you have some answers to give.
    It was John Wayne Gacy Jr's fault.

    Him in clown costume which he wore at children's parties. Whether he wore it while committing his murders, I do not know. By the way, anyone who has a fear of clowns, this is a disturbing photo when you think of the context.

    http://www.crimesceneforum.com/images/pogo.jpg

    And this is one of the paintings he made in prison.
    http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-01/john-wayne-gacy-clown-art.jpg
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    Why ironic?
    Did the artist sketch the paint by number board and then fill it in to be funny?
    That is funny.

    Of course it's ironic.. a famous artist exhibiting a painting by numbers piece. How is that not ironic? Please don't try to pick completely unnecessary arguments.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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