modern art = shit

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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have a question for Dunk, Jamie and the others who tend to dislike modern art. Do you prefer this:

    http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11622483/Thomas_Kinkade_Oil_Painting.jpg

    to this?

    http://www.personal.psu.edu/mas53/pisschrist.jpg



    And what are you reasons for your preference?




    kincade.....or serrano. :D
    love it.



    carry on.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    kincade.....or serrano. :D
    love it.



    carry on.
    This the real test ;) Both rather obnoxious artists but who has redeeming features? :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have a question for Dunk, Jamie and the others who tend to dislike modern art. Do you prefer this:

    http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11622483/Thomas_Kinkade_Oil_Painting.jpg

    to this?

    http://www.personal.psu.edu/mas53/pisschrist.jpg


    And what are you reasons for your preference?

    I woudnt like to say, I guess the latter is at first glance more appealing to me. I can though, look at each (and not having a clue who did them, or when or where) and appreciate that they both took a considerable amount of time, effort, talent and skill.
    It's the dead sheep, the white blocks, the piles of bricks and the coloured block painting I'm not so keen on :o Whatever that says about me, it says it......honestly :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    the 60's Pop Art was the last great era. Been shitty ever since!
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    well said. :)


    and therein lies the REAL point: it is not for you or i to deicde if it IS art...but to debate if it is 'good' or 'bad' art, in the most simplistic of terms...now THERE's an interesting discussion.

    i completely agree. a LOT of art today is shite.....but again, to dismiss ALL art/artists creating today on that basis, now that's pretnetious - by whomever decides to do so. there are PLENTY of artists working today, right now, who's talents and skills WOULD match up with many ideas of what is 'art'...as people are debating in this thread.

    so again this:
    modern art = shit

    dunk may've backtracked and said it's merely 'opinion'....but presenting an *equation* like that IS wrong, in MY opinion....but really, forget opinions, "modern art = shit" just ain't so. even dunk admitted pollack, chagall, etc....lots of good art and yes, they ALL are under "modern art."

    and it's not just about technical ability...or just ideas...it's a melding of both usually, sometimes not always......and just way too much to get into on a message board, at least for me. this is a loooooonnnnnng, interesting conversation to have in person, over coffee...or perhaps IN an art gallery, or museum, and really look at examples and discuss. :)


    anyhoo...i am all for anyone sharing their opinions ABOUT the work, but sorry if *I* am not pretentious enough to say that my opinion, my thoughts on WHAT is ART.....alone...is correct. again, opinions, to me, are in the realm of is it good? is it bad? but is it art? hmmmmmmm....that i don't think there IS a definitive answer. i think you're right, a lot of it is if the creator says it is so, then it is. it is then up to the viewer to accept or reject that premise for themselves...but that still in no way diminishes the creator's *right* to call it art.

    and.......back to work! :D

    I agree with a lot of what you said. I think the question is; is something art merely because someone says it is? I know the meaning and story behind the Fountain or even its importance, and I know the philosophy behind Malevich's Black Square etc. Yet those works do not fall under my personal definition of art. You're right there's not a definitive answer as to what art is, so why should I accept their definition of art? Why let someone else define art for me? An artist has every right to call his work art, I have no problem with that, but he/she should not expect me to agree, in fact, I think I have the right to say it's not art.

    If there's no universal definition of art then I'd rather use my own definition instead of one dictated to me.

    Now get your coffee! :D
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Collin wrote:
    I agree with a lot of what you said. I think the question is; is something art merely because someone says it is? I know the meaning and story behind the Fountain or even its importance, and I know the philosophy behind Malevich's Black Square etc. Yet those works do not fall under my personal definition of art. You're right there's not a definitive answer as to what art is, so why should I accept their definition of art? Why let someone else define art for me? An artist has every right to call his work art, I have no problem with that, but he/she should not expect me to agree, in fact, I think I have the right to say it's not art.

    If there's no universal definition of art then I'd rather use my own definition instead of one dictated to me.

    Now get your coffee! :D

    That might be the most conclusive post we've had yet. Bravo! :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    That might be the most conclusive post we've had yet. Bravo! :)

    Call it a piece of art. :D
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Collin wrote:
    Call it a piece of art. :D

    But it ain't art. ;)

    J/K
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Collin wrote:
    I agree with a lot of what you said. I think the question is; is something art merely because someone says it is? I know the meaning and story behind the Fountain or even its importance, and I know the philosophy behind Malevich's Black Square etc. Yet those works do not fall under my personal definition of art. You're right there's not a definitive answer as to what art is, so why should I accept their definition of art? Why let someone else define art for me? An artist has every right to call his work art, I have no problem with that, but he/she should not expect me to agree, in fact, I think I have the right to say it's not art.

    If there's no universal definition of art then I'd rather use my own definition instead of one dictated to me.

    Now get your coffee! :D



    agreed. :)



    as i've said....

    i think you're right, a lot of it is if the creator says it is so, then it is. it is then up to the viewer to accept or reject that premise for themselves...but that still in no way diminishes the creator's *right* to call it art.



    so it goes both ways really...it may not be *art* for you....but it is for the creator, and perhaps...for others. absolutely, we ALL have the *right* to decide for ourselves. i simply dislike when some may say something like "modern art = shit." now, that MAY hold true for the person stating it.....but to say it holds true universally, it just....doesn't. and not to rehash that, again, i know dunk says he wasn't saying that, just offering his personal perspective and blah, blah, blah....but yes....we were ALL discussing our 'personal perspectives'...and i agree, we have the right to make up our own damn minds. personally, i think that is why i enjoy a lot of work....b/c it absolutely makes me question my personal definition at times...:p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    For the funny kids.

    Ok....modern art? Or just plain scary?
    http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/CF-00027-C~Paint-by-Numbers-Coffee-Clown-Posters.jpg

    Who is to say paint by numbers isn't art?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • I've forgotten which artist it was but I think I've seen a modern art piece which was a half-finished paint-by-numbers board. Now that's irony. ;)

    Edit: Decides2Dream has just informed me it's Andy Warhol.. Thankyou D2D. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I've forgotten which artist it was but I think I've seen a modern art piece which was a half-finished paint-by-numbers board. Now that's irony. ;)
    Why ironic?
    Did the artist sketch the paint by number board and then fill it in to be funny?
    That is funny.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I've forgotten which artist it was but I think I've seen a modern art piece which was a half-finished paint-by-numbers board. Now that's irony. ;)

    Edit: Decides2Dream has just informed me it's Andy Warhol.. Thankyou D2D. ;)

    I......oh, I'm staying out of this :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I've forgotten which artist it was but I think I've seen a modern art piece which was a half-finished paint-by-numbers board. Now that's irony. ;)

    Edit: Decides2Dream has just informed me it's Andy Warhol.. Thankyou D2D. ;)
    Is she at your house?
    :p
    It is a lighthearted thread.
    Jamie...don't stay out. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    yeah jamie, stay...:)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • A cup of coffee?


    Or a glimpse into the intense, morose darkness that haunts and envelopes the deeply troubled soul of a clown in between hits of heroin? :eek:
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    A cup of coffee?


    Or a glimpse into the intense, morose darkness that haunts and envelopes the deeply troubled soul of a clown in between hits of heroin? :eek:
    :eek:
    You know...clowns are kitsch.
    And I am sure there are people out there that are avid collectors.
    :)
    Not me of course..
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:
    You know...clowns are kitsch.
    And I am sure there are people out there that are avid collectors.
    :)
    Not me of course..

    Collectors of clowns? Do they keep them in small cages, and force them to perform for food? That's what I'd do.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Clowns have generally been accepted, in our modern age, as being scarey, terrifying murderous characters, perverted, twisted lunatics. Quite how we, as a society, eventually accepted that portrayal is not clear to me, I remember them riding around in tiny cars, doors falling off, buckets of water...oh they were the greatest. Charlie Carolie, what happened to your legacy ?
    Why do we now fear, and hold in general suspicion, that which we once embraced, and fell about laughing at? When did the change come?
    Indeed, was it a change in the clowns.....or just our perception of them?
    Sideshow Bob, Crusty.......you have some answers to give.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Clowns have generally been accepted, in our modern age, as being scarey, terrifying murderous characters, perverted, twisted lunatics. Quite how we, as a society, eventually accepted that portrayal is not clear to me, I remember them riding around in tiny cars, doors falling off, buckets of water...oh they were the greatest. Charlie Carolie, what happened to your legacy ?
    Why do we now fear, and hold in general suspicion, that which we once embraced, and fell about laughing at? When did the change come?
    Indeed, was it a change in the clowns.....or just our perception of them?
    Sideshow Bob, Crusty.......you have some answers to give.
    That was classic Jamie. :)
    Truly, you touched the heart of what I meant. Crusty doesn't scare me. Sideshow on the other hand. :eek: Not to mention Jigsaw..he looks like a clown.

    People do really collect clowns!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That was classic Jamie. :)
    Truly, you touched the heart of what I meant. Crusty doesn't scare me. Sideshow on the other hand. :eek: Not to mention Jigsaw..he looks like a clown.

    People do really collect clowns!

    Trixie, do you think maybe it's just us as a society? Maybe it suits us to have scape goats? I dunno, just started wondering, I mean clowns...what's so bad about them? When did we all become terrified of them?
    Maybe it's us that's the sick party, and we like to blame the clowns...poor guys.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Trixie, do you think maybe it's just us as a society? Maybe it suits us to have scape goats? I dunno, just started wondering, I mean clowns...what's so bad about them? When did we all become terrified of them?
    Maybe it's us that's the sick party, and we like to blame the clowns...poor guys.
    Really? You may be on to something here.
    But you are getting off the point.
    Are they art?
    Are they held in the same esteem as say, I dunno, Renoir? Picasso?
    I bet the people that did those paint-by-number pieces truly were proud of their work.
    We can sit around and joke about the dogs playing poker or the velvet Elvis, but who's to say that isn't high art just because it isn't hanging in a museum or in an overpriced art book.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Are those yours???
    Chainsaw is NOT art.


    Just kidding...don't tell Jigsaw I said that.
    :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    Are those yours???
    Chainsaw is NOT art.


    Just kidding...don't tell Jigsaw I said that.
    :o

    Not mine.:p It's a strip designed to be "bad art", because that's what the creator saw was selling these days. Which makes my links even more relevant than I thought. :eek:
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Not mine.:p It's a strip designed to be "bad art", because that's what the creator saw was selling these days. Which makes my links even more relevant than I thought. :eek:
    Bad because it is based on a very bad, mean old clown?
    Or just musing on the fact that there is just a bunch of junk out there?
    I was entertained by Saw though the acting was atrocious.
    And the 2nd one was horrible.
    Again, don't tell jigsaw. :o
    I am not afraid of too much, not even clowns really. But that Jigsaw...:eek:

    Also, marionettes...they are kind of scary. But art, nonetheless.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    Bad because it is based on a very bad, mean old clown?
    Or just musing on the fact that there is just a bunch of junk out there?
    I was entertained by Saw though the acting was atrocious.
    And the 2nd one was horrible.
    Again, don't tell jigsaw. :o
    I am not afraid of too much, not even clowns really. But that Jigsaw...:eek:

    Also, marionettes...they are kind of scary. But art, nonetheless.

    Is Jigsaw's methodical mutilation of the human body some form of art?

    (Oh, and "bad art" because comic strips that have crude drawings in them are doing far better than ones with more developed techniques... I'm such a geek.:o)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Is Jigsaw's methodical mutilation of the human body some form of art?

    (Oh, and "bad art" because comic strips that have crude drawings in them are doing far better than ones with more developed techniques... I'm such a geek.:o)
    I think some of the crudely drawn comics are funny. Some are just bad. I thought the ones you posted were funny.
    Now Doonsebury...there was a comic strip. :)

    I think his contraptions may be considered a form of art.
    The best being in the first movie with his (later to be discovered) apprentice.
    The one where her jaw would be ripped open??
    I have a really weird attraction to old photographs depicting torture devices.
    (as every friend I have on here runs the other way) :o
    More like the whole morbid fascination. You know, the sepia photographs?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    I think some of the crudely drawn comics are funny. Some are just bad. I thought the ones you posted were funny.
    Now Doonsebury...there was a comic strip. :)

    I think his contraptions may be considered a form of art.
    The best being in the first movie with his (later to be discovered) apprentice.
    The one where her jaw would be ripped open??
    I have a really weird attraction to old photographs depicting torture devices.
    (as every friend I have on here runs the other way) :o
    More like the whole morbid fascination. You know, the sepia photographs?

    Yeah, I know what you mean - it's the same thing that makes us watch films like Saw and Hostel, or listen to old blues records. Without meaning to sound too pretentious or anything, it's the "beauty of pain" thingy. (Actually, it's impossible to sound pretentious when the best word you can come up with is "thingy".:p) I think people thrive on that kind of juxtaposition, mostly from a distance, unless you're the kinky type.:o

    Which might be why we like to assign pain, anguish and horror to clowns - the contrast between a brightly painted smile and a darkened heart is quite captivating.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Yeah, I know what you mean - it's the same thing that makes us watch films like Saw and Hostel, or listen to old blues records. Without meaning to sound too pretentious or anything, it's the "beauty of pain" thingy. (Actually, it's impossible to sound pretentious when the best word you can come up with is "thingy".:p) I think people thrive on that kind of juxtaposition, mostly from a distance, unless you're the kinky type.:o

    Which might be why we like to assign pain, anguish and horror to clowns - the contrast between a brightly painted smile and a darkened heart is quite captivating.

    You're making sense. Well between us all, maybe we can sort of:)
    Personally, I am really put off Saw, Hostel and the like, I can't be watching them types of films. The idea of murdering people in ever more imaginative ways, just kinda leaves me cold.
    Saying all that, I realy love sepia photographs.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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