'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
OK, everyone must think I'm obsessed with her or something by now. Truth is, I aint aint heard of her for years, then last weekend I had the misfortune to see part of that Celebrity Dancing on ice, or whatever it's called, and she was on it. I thought, wow, she's looking great still and I reckon she's around 48. So, fair play to her, I put her on my dinner list. And apparently she's on some tv show called Emmerdale.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
OK, everyone must think I'm obsessed with her or something by now. Truth is, I aint aint heard of her for years, then last weekend I had the misfortune to see part of that Celebrity Dancing on ice, or whatever it's called, and she was on it. I thought, wow, she's looking great still and I reckon she's around 48. So, fair play to her, I put her on my dinner list. And apparently she's on some tv show called Emmerdale.
Yeah I think I must've seen her on Emmerdale. And she's in that dancing show. I like that she's slightly curvy, I guess.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
trying to distance yourself from events at the woolpack are we?
patsy kensit was on that, didn't know Linda Lusardi as well.
Don't hear much from Sam Fox anymore, what happened to the public notoriety of page 3 girls?
trying to distance yourself from events at the woolpack are we?
patsy kensit was on that, didn't know Linda Lusardi as well.
Don't hear much from Sam Fox anymore, what happened to the public notoriety of page 3 girls?
Ha, I've seen it of course, years ago. There was this nutty kid burning things down last time I saw it, and that rich guy with a really tastey blonde haired, much younger girlfriend who was actually banging the gardener!!!Hey, we've covered this in another thread yesterday, it must be true:D
I chose my table for comedic value and entertainment value... it's a dinner, not an orgy
Come on can you imagine having George Bush and Britney Spears at the same table? The likes of Stephen Fry and Helen Mirren (who I've always been very impressed with in chat shows... seems really intelligent and funny) would make mince meat of them. Then Richard Harris, Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole would all get hammered and buy my house for a few million
I actually shared a table with Helen Mirren. Yes, she is lovely.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I actually shared a table with Helen Mirren. Yes, she is lovely.
Ooohh.. that sounds like an interesting story
She was on Jonathan Ross once and he showed a picture of her when she was really young and asked her about the picture and she replied, in her posh voice, 'I had just dropped some acid right before that picture was taken' and I just thought it was really funny. She seems like the kinda person you could just listen to for hours.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
She was on Jonathan Ross once and he showed a picture of her when she was really young and asked her about the picture and she replied, in her posh voice, 'I had just dropped some acid right before that picture was taken' and I just thought it was really funny. She seems like the kinda person you could just listen to for hours.
When I worked in the theatre she was a guest artist...I think she had co-penned the show...can't remember why she was there. But we shared a few meals in the green room on the weekends she would hang out...it was always like: please don't let this woman EVER stop talking....she could make the phonebook interesting.
Classy lady
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
When I worked in the theatre she was a guest artist...I think she had co-penned the show...can't remember why she was there. But we shared a few meals in the green room on the weekends she would hang out...it was always like: please don't let this woman EVER stop talking....she could make the phonebook interesting.
Classy lady
Just how I imagine her to be... and absolutely classy indeed! I'd say she's very very down to earth also? I think she should do more comedy actually... she's quite naturally funny!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I actually shared a table with Helen Mirren. Yes, she is lovely.
when i was 15 i used to watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover all the time... this was back when in the day of video and when ladies minkies were hirsute.
i'm gonna buy it on dvd right now.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
when i was 15 i used to watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover all the time... this was back when in the day of video and when ladies minkies were hirsute.
i'm gonna buy it on dvd right now.
I may be reading too much into your post but...you are out of your mind.
I can almost hear the skin crackling....ew
That movie was awesome!!
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
when i was 15 i used to watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover all the time... this was back when in the day of video and when ladies minkies were hirsute.
i'm gonna buy it on dvd right now.
...reminds me of that awful Robbie Williams song, where he goes.....
....."the pause button's broke, on my video.." !;)
I may be reading too much into your post but...you are out of your mind.
I can almost hear the skin crackling....ew
That movie was awesome!!
to be honest I watched it on mute so i could hear if my parents were coming upstairs
can i also add
Lenny Bruce
Rik Mayall
Kelis
Shakira
Sitting Bull
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I snuck into the theatre to see it as I wasn't old enough...I was so disturbed....
I am afraid of Kelis
But I will take Diana Ross
I watched it on tv a few years back, well the first 15 minutes of it. I thought it was pretty odd as I remember...and there was probably football on the other channel.
I snuck into the theatre to see it as I wasn't old enough...I was so disturbed....
I am afraid of Kelis
yeah its pretty far out.. as is most Greenaway stuff.
why are you afraid of Kelis?
she scares me also but i find that strangely alluring..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it’s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party.
It is imperative that white people know how to host a good dinner party as they will be expected to do it well into retirement.
At the most basic level, these simple gatherings involve 3-6 couples getting together at a single house or apartment and having dinner and talking for 5-6 hours. Though it might seem basic, these events are some of the most stressful situations in all of white culture.
Hosts are expected to deliver a magical evening. The food must be home made with fresh, organic ingredients, the music must be just right (ambient, new, but not too loud), and the decorations inside the house should be subtle but elegant. The ultimate goal is to do a better job than the couple at the last dinner party, and attempt to make everyone jealous and sort of dislike you.
The dinner party is the opportunity for white people to be judged on their taste in food, wine, furniture, art, interior design, music, and books. Outside of dictatorships and a few murder trials, there might not be a more rigorous judgment process in the modern world. Everything must be perfect. One copy of US Weekly, a McDonalds wrapper, a book by John Grisham, a Third Eye Blind CD, or an Old School DVD can undo months and maybe even years of work.
Even before guests arrive the pressure on the host is immense and it does not let up once people begin to arrive. While eating, drinking, and conversation are expected to fill up 5-6 hours, sometimes it’s just no enough. In order to fill the silence, white people will often turn to board games (Cranium!) or Wii Bowling. This lets everyone have fun together without having to really talk to each other, which is usually more fun anyways.
It is strongly encouraged to bring a gift to these dinner parties, usually either wine or some kind of dessert. If you are able to bring a particularly rare dish from your culture, you will be the star of the party. To seal the deal, be sure to explain as much as you possibly can about the dish and it’s history, availability, and the proper way to eat it. Every white person at the party will be taking mental notes and will be in your debt for introducing them to something new and authentic. If a white person says they have eaten the dish before, it is best to respond by saying “you ate a watered down version. They don’t even sell this to white people, it’s that intense. Even I had to show ID.”
The entire party will universally acknowledge you as the top guests, even the hosts will appreciate you for bringing diversity to the table in both food and person form.
Hmm...interesting concept. As of today it would be.
Alyssa Millano-eye candy and maybe I'll get lucky
John F. Kennedy
Eddie Vedder-so he can ask JFK who has his brain
John Krasinski
Don Mattingly
Vanessa Marcil-in case the Alyssa Milano plan falls through she's my backup
Tom Cruise-entertainment
Prince
Louis CK
Bruce Smith
George Carlin
Howard Stern
Dustin Diamond
Hmm...interesting concept. As of today it would be.
Alyssa Millano-eye candy and maybe I'll get lucky
John F. Kennedy
Eddie Vedder-so he can ask JFK who has his brain
John Krasinski
Don Mattingly
Vanessa Marcil-in case the Alyssa Milano plan falls through she's my backup
Tom Cruise-entertainment
Prince Louis CK
Bruce Smith
George Carlin
Howard Stern
Dustin Diamond
Comments
Hmm... yeah I know who that is. She's OK.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
OK, everyone must think I'm obsessed with her or something by now. Truth is, I aint aint heard of her for years, then last weekend I had the misfortune to see part of that Celebrity Dancing on ice, or whatever it's called, and she was on it. I thought, wow, she's looking great still and I reckon she's around 48. So, fair play to her, I put her on my dinner list. And apparently she's on some tv show called Emmerdale.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Yeah I think I must've seen her on Emmerdale. And she's in that dancing show. I like that she's slightly curvy, I guess.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
patsy kensit was on that, didn't know Linda Lusardi as well.
Don't hear much from Sam Fox anymore, what happened to the public notoriety of page 3 girls?
Ha, I've seen it of course, years ago. There was this nutty kid burning things down last time I saw it, and that rich guy with a really tastey blonde haired, much younger girlfriend who was actually banging the gardener!!!Hey, we've covered this in another thread yesterday, it must be true:D
Excuse me, I haven't got hold of anything..;)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
She was on Jonathan Ross once and he showed a picture of her when she was really young and asked her about the picture and she replied, in her posh voice, 'I had just dropped some acid right before that picture was taken'
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Classy lady
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
when i was 15 i used to watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover all the time... this was back when in the day of video and when ladies minkies were hirsute.
i'm gonna buy it on dvd right now.
I can almost hear the skin crackling....ew
That movie was awesome!!
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
...reminds me of that awful Robbie Williams song, where he goes.....
....."the pause button's broke, on my video.." !;)
to be honest I watched it on mute so i could hear if my parents were coming upstairs
can i also add
Lenny Bruce
Rik Mayall
Kelis
Shakira
Sitting Bull
I am afraid of Kelis
But I will take Diana Ross
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I watched it on tv a few years back, well the first 15 minutes of it. I thought it was pretty odd as I remember...and there was probably football on the other channel.
yeah its pretty far out.. as is most Greenaway stuff.
why are you afraid of Kelis?
she scares me also but i find that strangely alluring..
"Stuff White People Like"
#90 Dinner Parties
March 18, 2008 by clander
Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it’s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party.
It is imperative that white people know how to host a good dinner party as they will be expected to do it well into retirement.
At the most basic level, these simple gatherings involve 3-6 couples getting together at a single house or apartment and having dinner and talking for 5-6 hours. Though it might seem basic, these events are some of the most stressful situations in all of white culture.
Hosts are expected to deliver a magical evening. The food must be home made with fresh, organic ingredients, the music must be just right (ambient, new, but not too loud), and the decorations inside the house should be subtle but elegant. The ultimate goal is to do a better job than the couple at the last dinner party, and attempt to make everyone jealous and sort of dislike you.
The dinner party is the opportunity for white people to be judged on their taste in food, wine, furniture, art, interior design, music, and books. Outside of dictatorships and a few murder trials, there might not be a more rigorous judgment process in the modern world. Everything must be perfect. One copy of US Weekly, a McDonalds wrapper, a book by John Grisham, a Third Eye Blind CD, or an Old School DVD can undo months and maybe even years of work.
Even before guests arrive the pressure on the host is immense and it does not let up once people begin to arrive. While eating, drinking, and conversation are expected to fill up 5-6 hours, sometimes it’s just no enough. In order to fill the silence, white people will often turn to board games (Cranium!) or Wii Bowling. This lets everyone have fun together without having to really talk to each other, which is usually more fun anyways.
It is strongly encouraged to bring a gift to these dinner parties, usually either wine or some kind of dessert. If you are able to bring a particularly rare dish from your culture, you will be the star of the party. To seal the deal, be sure to explain as much as you possibly can about the dish and it’s history, availability, and the proper way to eat it. Every white person at the party will be taking mental notes and will be in your debt for introducing them to something new and authentic. If a white person says they have eaten the dish before, it is best to respond by saying “you ate a watered down version. They don’t even sell this to white people, it’s that intense. Even I had to show ID.”
The entire party will universally acknowledge you as the top guests, even the hosts will appreciate you for bringing diversity to the table in both food and person form.
Alyssa Millano-eye candy and maybe I'll get lucky
John F. Kennedy
Eddie Vedder-so he can ask JFK who has his brain
John Krasinski
Don Mattingly
Vanessa Marcil-in case the Alyssa Milano plan falls through she's my backup
Tom Cruise-entertainment
Prince
Louis CK
Bruce Smith
George Carlin
Howard Stern
Dustin Diamond
Thank you
That would be awesome