fantasy dinner guests?

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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    Johnny Depp
    Edgar Allan Poe
    Angelina Jolie
    Jim Morrison
    Monica Bellucci
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Ed Vedder
    Ani DiFranco
    ...
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Linda Lusardi = :eek:

    Can't understand why people would find her attractive. Even in the 80s.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Collin wrote:
    Johnny Depp
    Edgar Allan Poe
    Angelina Jolie
    Jim Morrison
    Monica Bellucci
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Ed Vedder
    Ani DiFranco
    ...
    Nice list. Particularly Bellucci.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeff Ross
    Billy Bob Thornton
    Jay Mohr
    Kevin Smith
    Vince Vaughn
    Adam Carrola
    Dave Attell


    Fuck being enlightened, or asking riveting questions. I wanna laugh my ass off, get drunk and try to get food down between all the chops being busted at that table.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Linda Lusardi = :eek:

    Can't understand why people would find her attractive. Even in the 80s.

    Hmmmm,..is there something you wanna tell us?
    The woman's like 48 and still looks fabulous,......you boys today, honestly.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    well of course

    ed vedder
    :D

    but also

    frances mcdormand
    william hurt
    meryl streep
    meg ryan
    steven wright




    just off the top of my head


    and if dead people are allowed :p

    imogen cunningham
    georgia o'keeffe
    marc chagall
    pablo picasso
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ronald mcdonald

    What about the KING ?

    I would take a Whopper from him
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    How long would you be willing to wait for him to show up before you just gave up and started eating? :D
    :p
    As always, you are keeping it real.
    Real funny.
    That was really funny.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Hmmmm,..is there something you wanna tell us?
    The woman's like 48 and still looks fabulous,......you boys today, honestly.
    nothing I want to tell you at all. The page 3 look isn't something that appeals to me in general but she in particular has a hard face.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • gleemonexgleemonex Posts: 848
    Bill Hicks
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Oscar Wilde
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    Johnny Depp
    Audrey Hepburn
    Helena Bonham Carter
    Harriet Tubman
    Rosa Luxemburg
    Scarlett Johansson
    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I love dinner.
    I love guests.
    I love dinner with guests.
    Here are some of mine:

    Don't mean to get all mushy and stuff, but if we can include dead people, I would love to have Sunday supper again, just once, with my Grandma and her brothers and sisters (my great aunts and uncles) The most amazing people I have ever known and they have all passed.

    Anyway, back to fantasy land:

    Madonna
    Hemingway
    Damien Rice
    Jon Stewart
    Ayn Rand
    Margaret Atwood
    Bob Mould
    Audrey Hepburn
    A real Roman gladiator
    Maya Angelou
    Rodney Dangerfield
    Steve Martin
    Anthony Bourdin
    Andy Pettitte
    Giselle Bundchen
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    What about the KING ?

    I would take a Whopper from him


    they stopped selling the whopper....

    but the king would be cool also
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    TrixieCat wrote:

    Madonna


    again, we can skip dinner and she could be dessert :p


    i have ALWAYS had a major thing for madonna
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    gleemonex wrote:
    Bill Hicks
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Oscar Wilde
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    Johnny Depp
    Audrey Hepburn
    Helena Bonham Carter
    Harriet Tubman
    Rosa Luxemburg
    Scarlett Johansson
    good lord... can I come to this dinner? :eek:

    some awesome people there.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Heineken Helen
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    they stopped selling the whopper....

    but the king would be cool also


    I thought that was a hoax ?

    I've never seen people get so mad over a burger
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    I thought that was a hoax ?

    I've never seen people get so mad over a burger


    it was a hoax ,, i was making a joke lol

    people love the whopper
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    it was a hoax ,, i was making a joke lol

    people love the whopper

    This is my favorite KING ad....


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=eCfULQUx1V8
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • James Joyce
    Carl Jung
    Joseph Campbell(so he could explain what the fuck the other two are talking about)
    Salvador Dali
    "Should I tell you my room is walled up? In what way might I leave it? Here is how; Goodwill knows no obstacle. Nothing can stand before a deep desire. All I have to do is imagine a door." -Schultz

    Trading stories with the leaves instead
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Toolgarden wrote:
    James Joyce
    Carl Jung
    Joseph Campbell(so he could explain what the fuck the other two are talking about)
    Salvador Dali
    See, now that is both funny and smart.
    Sure, it would be cool to sit down with Jung, Einstein and Darwin, but wtf...if I can't really join in too much of the conversation, or if they turn out to be jerks, what fun would that be????
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    this is a 'fantasy' dinner party is it not?... ohhh well, now we're talking :)

    i want

    MCKB
    Trix
    Miss Brownstar
    Jennytree
    graysaturday
    failedpersephone (even though she scares the fuck out of me)
    in hiding 79
    etc
    etc
    etc
    ok pretty much everyone

    cheerleader outfits, baby oil, small paddling pool for games, Twister, booze, viedo camera, small monkey who can play the harmonica, cheesey nipples, big screen tv and PJ dvd, one of those dogs that can bark the word 'sausages' and an endless supply of cheesecake.

    ohhh baby... stick me in the oven for 14 minutes and and i think i'm done... :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    this is a 'fantasy' dinner party is it not?... ohhh well, now we're talking :)

    i want

    MCKB
    Trix
    Miss Brownstar
    Jennytree
    graysaturday
    failedpersephone (even though she scares the fuck out of me)
    in hiding 79
    etc
    etc
    etc
    ok pretty much everyone

    cheerleader outfits, baby oil, small paddling pool for games, Twister, booze, viedo camera, small monkey who can play the harmonica, cheesey nipples, big screen tv and PJ dvd, one of those dogs that can bark the word 'sausages' and an endless supply of cheesecake.

    ohhh baby... stick me in the oven for 14 minutes and and i think i'm done... :o
    Believe it or not but I have one of those dogs around here somewhere!
    It says Snausages, not sausages. I bought it off ebay for my husband for a birthday or Valentines day. :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman wrote:
    small monkey who can play the harmonica
    :o
    woohoo

    Count-me-IN.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Believe it or not but I have one of those dogs around here somewhere!
    It says Snausages, not sausages. I bought it off ebay for my husband for a birthday or Valentines day. :o


    thats the thing.. bring it!!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Alexei Sayle!!!!! How could I forget! Most important person! He'd have the chair right at the end of the table, in the middle.

    Thanks dunk. I'm top of the list. Woohoo.
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Hmmm...I'll go for..

    Eddie Izzard
    Russell Crowe
    Scarlett Johannsen
    Ant & Dec, but everyone has to call them PJ and Duncan
    Oliver Reed
    KT Tunstall
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Alexi Sayle!!!!! How could I forget! Most important person! He'd have the chair right at the end of the table, in the middle.

    Thanks dunk. I'm top of the list. Woohoo.


    i thought you might send me a picture of your hatred if i didnt :rolleyes:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    Rocky
    Optimus Prime
    Brad Pitt
    Eddie Vedder
    Kevin Spacey
    Scarlett Johansson


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Linda Lusardi = :eek:

    Can't understand why people would find her attractive. Even in the 80s.
    Me neither :o . I mean, I'm sure it's not the face most people are looking at but she just seemed kinda cheap and tacky :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Hmmm...I'll go for..

    Eddie Izzard
    Russell Crowe
    Scarlett Johannsen
    Ant & Dec, but everyone has to call them PJ and Duncan
    Oliver Reed
    KT Tunstall
    Ooooooohh... Oliver Reed's a great choice. I meant to add in Peter O'Toole and Richard Harris... imagine how much fun you'd have with the three of THEM at a table :) . I read they once bought a pub in their drunkenness cos it was closing time :D That's fucking classic... my kinda men.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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