There you go....what was that about mis-quoting? heehee, cheap and tacky wins by a nose!
Yes... I openly said that I said that several times. You will also find if you go back a page or two before it, Helen said it first.
You're not going to let this drop are you? sigh...
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I love when people type out "sigh". I think we should type out everything. That was some good chicken, belch...
YES! and it should always be followed by an ellipsis...
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I love when people type out "sigh". I think we should type out everything. That was some good chicken, belch...
that is a good idea... *makes map of Africa with pubes*
i forgot WILLIAM WALLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes you may take my dinner plate away.... but you'll never take my PAVLOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
its a 1:50,000 map base on a Transverse Mercator projection.
that is, without doubt, the geekiest thing i have ever written on this forum.
i'm so ashamed i'm going to punch an isosceles triangle in the face.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
its a 1:50,000 map base on a Transverse Mercator projection.
that is, without doubt, the geekiest thing i have ever written on this forum.
i'm so ashamed i'm going to punch an isosceles triangle in the face.
You could be making it up for all I know!!! I'm just looking forward to tomorrow morning, a greasy bacon and egg sanwich at the roadside burger van, and a good perve over page 3.
.p.s. that would take lots of pubes.I'm guessing.
John Steinbeck, F.D.R, and His wife. and Me. I would serve a roast. and maybe we would get gently drunk.
also, separate party - Edgar Allen Poe, Oscar Wilde, a few of my friends, and an easy access to an adjacent bedroom. oh and we will require some absinthe and maybe Toulouse can be the midgie football.
wait, unless it is like FOR dinner as in whom would I want to consume the flesh of...in which case - hey O.P. you are one sick little puppy. pm me
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
what the hell is going on here? why are two brits arguing over some trollop the rest of the world's never heard of?!!?!
CB...we're not arguing, we're simply discussing intelligently And, she's no trollop buddy, I promise you. She' was a very tasteful glamour model in the 80's, and to her credit she looks fantastic now...at 48! Jezza should just've said...'fuck, she's older than me mum, you perv'. That would've been fair comment.:D
CB...we're not arguing, we're simply discussing intelligently And, she's no trollop buddy, I promise you. She' was a very tasteful glamour model in the 80's, and to her credit she looks fantastic now...at 48! Jezza should just've said...'fuck, she's older than me mum, you perv'. That would've been fair comment.:D
Nahhhh, I was discussing in the pub the other day (much to one of my friends' shock) that there are plenty of women older than my mum who look incredible. Michelle Pfeiffer was my example. Otherwise I agree with your post.
I laughed at tasteful though...
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Nahhhh, I was discussing in the pub the other day (much to one of my friends' shock) that there are plenty of women older than my mum who look incredible. Michelle Pfeiffer was my example. Otherwise I agree with your post.
I laughed at tasteful though...
Come on...page 3 is hardly distasteful in this day and age, I mean it was contravertial in like 1973...but come on. And, fyi, Linda, in her day, was considered a 'cut above', she was like the girl next door. Watch her on that ice skating show this weekend (that's the only reason I ever thought to add her to my list), she's thoroughly charming.
p.s...who got letter of the month in Uncut magazine anyway?...Me!
Come on...page 3 is hardly distasteful in this day and age, I mean it was contravertial in like 1973...but come on. And, fyi, Linda, in her day, was considered a 'cut above', she was like the girl next door. Watch her on that ice skating show this weekend (that's the only reason I ever thought to add her to my list), she's thoroughly charming.
p.s...who got letter of the month in Uncut magazine anyway?...Me!
Ha I don't think it's distasteful as in offensive, of course it's tame in this day and age. I just think even in terms of softcore nudity, you could do better than the sun and better than her
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Ha I don't think it's distasteful as in offensive, of course it's tame in this day and age. I just think even in terms of softcore nudity, you could do better than the sun and better than her
... I don't read the Sun, I don't read any news paper, they're all bad in their own way. And, as for her, she's a babe, she scores very highly on the stroke-ability scale, if she were president she'd be 'Babe'-raham Lincoln....shwingg!
It amuses me that everyone will mention all of these people that are wonderful writers or philosophers and whatnot...yet I can't imagine anyone would turn away a beautiful woman or a hot guy.
The elitist attitude of some is amusing.
I want to have fun at dinner...not be given a lecture.
I thought your lady was lovely jamie. She looks nice naked.
I chose my table for comedic value and entertainment value... it's a dinner, not an orgy
Come on can you imagine having George Bush and Britney Spears at the same table? The likes of Stephen Fry and Helen Mirren (who I've always been very impressed with in chat shows... seems really intelligent and funny) would make mince meat of them. Then Richard Harris, Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole would all get hammered and buy my house for a few million
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Can we have fake people at our table? If so, I want Mulder and Scully, and the gangs from Buffy, Angel and Scooby Doo.
It's your dinner, you can have whoever ya want
Mmmm... Angel now if he was there I wouldn't hear a word the rest of them were saying :eek:
speaking of the x-files. I was watching an episode with my housemate a couple of weeks ago and Scully said probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard: (paraphrased)
'I find it hard to believe that in this day and age people would have sex with a complete stranger'
Oh how we laughed... seriously, the two of us were in hysterics for about half an hour. And she said it in all seriousness
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Richard Dawkins
All Members of PJ
JFK
Gavin Newsom
Pol Pot (just so i could punch him in the face and stick a fork in his eye)
Chris Metzen
Tim Robbins
Steve
11/18/97 Oakland
07/13/98 Los Angeles
07/14/98 Los Angeles
10/31/99 Bridge School
10/28/00 San Bernardino
10/31/00 Mountain View
10/21/01 Bridge School
06/01/03 Mountain View
07/15/06 SF I
07/16/06 SF II
07/18/06 SF III
10/21/06 Bridge School
04/07/08 Berkeley
04/08/08 Berkeley
Mmmm... Angel now if he was there I wouldn't hear a word the rest of them were saying :eek:
speaking of the x-files. I was watching an episode with my housemate a couple of weeks ago and Scully said probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard: (paraphrased)
'I find it hard to believe that in this day and age people would have sex with a complete stranger'
Oh how we laughed... seriously, the two of us were in hysterics for about half an hour. And she said it in all seriousness
I prefer this:
(Mulder to blonde bombshell cop)
'I need you to help me solve the mystery of the Horny Beast.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
... I don't read the Sun, I don't read any news paper, they're all bad in their own way. And, as for her, she's a babe, she scores very highly on the stroke-ability scale, if she were president she'd be 'Babe'-raham Lincoln....shwingg!
'In Latin she'd be called Babia Majora.'
I don't even know who you are talking about, I just wanted to say that.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
How can you not know who Linda Lusardi is? She's really pretty!
Show me a pic. I'll be the judge of that.
If I don't find her pretty, I'll raise you a certain Thora.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Comments
You're not going to let this drop are you? sigh...
I love when people type out "sigh". I think we should type out everything. That was some good chicken, belch...
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
b a r f
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Hope it wasn't something I said.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
oops, excuse me, I'm so embaressed.
*waves hand back and forth*
Now this is my kind of dinner party!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
that is a good idea... *makes map of Africa with pubes*
i forgot WILLIAM WALLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes you may take my dinner plate away.... but you'll never take my PAVLOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was the egg mayo...sorry.
its a 1:50,000 map base on a Transverse Mercator projection.
that is, without doubt, the geekiest thing i have ever written on this forum.
i'm so ashamed i'm going to punch an isosceles triangle in the face.
You could be making it up for all I know!!! I'm just looking forward to tomorrow morning, a greasy bacon and egg sanwich at the roadside burger van, and a good perve over page 3.
.p.s. that would take lots of pubes.I'm guessing.
John Steinbeck, F.D.R, and His wife. and Me. I would serve a roast. and maybe we would get gently drunk.
also, separate party - Edgar Allen Poe, Oscar Wilde, a few of my friends, and an easy access to an adjacent bedroom.
wait, unless it is like FOR dinner as in whom would I want to consume the flesh of...in which case - hey O.P. you are one sick little puppy. pm me
CB...we're not arguing, we're simply discussing intelligently And, she's no trollop buddy, I promise you. She' was a very tasteful glamour model in the 80's, and to her credit she looks fantastic now...at 48! Jezza should just've said...'fuck, she's older than me mum, you perv'. That would've been fair comment.:D
I laughed at tasteful though...
Come on...page 3 is hardly distasteful in this day and age, I mean it was contravertial in like 1973...but come on. And, fyi, Linda, in her day, was considered a 'cut above', she was like the girl next door. Watch her on that ice skating show this weekend (that's the only reason I ever thought to add her to my list), she's thoroughly charming.
p.s...who got letter of the month in Uncut magazine anyway?...Me!
John Lennon
Marilyn Monroe
James Dean
Elvis Presley
Jim Morrison
Kurt Cobain
Live Ones:
Bill Clinton
Ed Vedder
Daniel Day Lewis
Jason Lee
Tommy Lee
Christina Aguilera
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
... I don't read the Sun, I don't read any news paper, they're all bad in their own way. And, as for her, she's a babe, she scores very highly on the stroke-ability scale, if she were president she'd be 'Babe'-raham Lincoln....shwingg!
Steve Buscemi
Howard Stern
Donald Trump
Rosie Odonald
Dave Letterman
Jay Leno
Come on can you imagine having George Bush and Britney Spears at the same table? The likes of Stephen Fry and Helen Mirren (who I've always been very impressed with in chat shows... seems really intelligent and funny) would make mince meat of them. Then Richard Harris, Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole would all get hammered and buy my house for a few million
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Mmmm... Angel
speaking of the x-files. I was watching an episode with my housemate a couple of weeks ago and Scully said probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard: (paraphrased)
'I find it hard to believe that in this day and age people would have sex with a complete stranger'
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
All Members of PJ
JFK
Gavin Newsom
Pol Pot (just so i could punch him in the face and stick a fork in his eye)
Chris Metzen
Tim Robbins
11/18/97 Oakland
07/13/98 Los Angeles
07/14/98 Los Angeles
10/31/99 Bridge School
10/28/00 San Bernardino
10/31/00 Mountain View
10/21/01 Bridge School
06/01/03 Mountain View
07/15/06 SF I
07/16/06 SF II
07/18/06 SF III
10/21/06 Bridge School
04/07/08 Berkeley
04/08/08 Berkeley
I prefer this:
(Mulder to blonde bombshell cop)
'I need you to help me solve the mystery of the Horny Beast.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
'In Latin she'd be called Babia Majora.'
I don't even know who you are talking about, I just wanted to say that.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
How can you not know who Linda Lusardi is? She's really pretty!
Show me a pic. I'll be the judge of that.
If I don't find her pretty, I'll raise you a certain Thora.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
It's alright. I was just stirring!