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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    I thought they'd fit in here just beaut! :D

    HEROIC PET

    Dog saves woman from roo

    A family dog fought off a kangaroo that badly mauled a NSW farmer's wife at her Mudgee farm.
    Rosemary Neal, 65, suffered facial lacerations, gouges to her back and legs and bruising when the 2m roo attacked. Son Daren said: "If it wasn't for the dog, she'd probably be dead. The kangaroo went crazy - it just laid into her with its feet and claws."
    Kangaroo attacks on humans are rare and humans often come off worst.

    That's for the folk that are terrified of our spiders and snakes! Them roos can be lethal. Who needs bears hey? :p
    I want to see that on youtube, and I want to see it now! :D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    ok a) that's cuz of men at work and secondly because of men of work the rest of the world is asking "WTF is vegemite?" :p:D

    I reckon it's just because the spambots have been following me and a few other true blue Aussies around. :p I rarely mention Coke, Nike or Starbucks but I'm thinking I've made quite a few posts that include Vegemite. :D

    But yeah, just the other day someone in the US asked me about Vegemite sammiches because of that song and it did go something along the lines of WTF is Vegemite? :D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I want to see that on youtube, and I want to see it now! :D

    I've actually seen a roo attack before. It's not pretty and they are SCARY!!!! They box with their front paws, scratching and hitting around the head usually and then they try to latch on so they can hold their victim as support while they jump up and deliver the more dangerous blows with their powerful back legs. And their claws are sharp! They could rip you open if they do decide to. The lady was very lucky that the dog was around I reckon.
    I've often wondered if the best thing to do if one starts to attack is the same as for Goannas, which is to lie flat on the ground and protect your soft side.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    I've actually seen a roo attack before. It's not pretty and they are SCARY!!!! They box with their front paws, scratching and hitting around the head usually and then they try to latch on so they can hold their victim as support while they jump up and deliver the more dangerous blows with their powerful back legs. And their claws are sharp! They could rip you open if they do decide to. The lady was very lucky that the dog was around I reckon.
    I've often wondered if the best thing to do if one starts to attack is the same as for Goannas, which is to lie flat on the ground and protect your soft side.
    I really meant I wanted to see the dog and the roo go at it. It'd be like When Animals Attack... EACH OTHER!!! And it'd be awesome. :D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I really meant I wanted to see the dog and the roo go at it. It'd be like When Animals Attack... EACH OTHER!!! And it'd be awesome. :D

    My favorite. :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    My favorite. :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc
    Haha! He knocked him on his arse! That was brilliant! :D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Haha! He knocked him on his arse! That was brilliant! :D

    Yup!! And poor Marty, such a cool character too, I was watching that morning and it was hysterical and scary at the same time. :eek: :D
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
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    Jeanie wrote:
    Yup!! And poor Marty, such a cool character too, I was watching that morning and it was hysterical and scary at the same time. :eek: :D
    Oh, he was never in any real trouble - it's just a friendly roo! :p

    Excellent roo jokes:

    Q: What happens if you cross a kangaroo with a flower?

    A: You get a big, smelly 'roo!

    Q: What happened when the artist set out to draw pictures of Australian mammals on bathroom fittings?

    A: He did a 'roo in the toilet!

    Q: What did the customs official find down the Australian animal smuggler's trousers?

    A: There was 'roo in his pants!
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Oh, he was never in any real trouble - it's just a friendly roo! :p

    Actually, I recall an interview with the bloke in the suit a few years later and luckily for him the suit protected him from this! :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B66gFbN3sg


    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

    Excellent roo jokes:

    Q: What happens if you cross a kangaroo with a flower?

    A: You get a big, smelly 'roo!

    Q: What happened when the artist set out to draw pictures of Australian mammals on bathroom fittings?

    A: He did a 'roo in the toilet!

    Q: What did the customs official find down the Australian animal smuggler's trousers?

    A: There was 'roo in his pants!

    Yeah, I don't know if this is an Aussie saying or not, but DON'T GIVE UP YA DAY JOB!!! ;):p:D
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
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    Jeanie wrote:
    Actually, I recall an interview with the bloke in the suit a few years later and luckily for him the suit protected him from this! :eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B66gFbN3sg

    Yeah, I don't know if this is an Aussie saying or not, but DON'T GIVE UP YA DAY JOB!!! ;)
    Damn 'roos always go for the groin. :( :p

    Hehe... I can't claim credit for those jokes - I'm just the messenger. But dadgurnit, they made me lol out loud. :D
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  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    Jeanie wrote:
    eeew!!! :eek: Sounds just gross. I can't even begin to imagine it really.

    I hope you find some online. :)

    speaking of finding Milo online....i found out i can order it from amazon.com! :D so it's on the way!

    also, is it pronounced M-ee-lo or M-I-lo? i work with a guy from Puerto Rico and he pronounces it Meelo....
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    you are wrote:
    speaking of finding Milo online....i found out i can order it from amazon.com! :D so it's on the way!

    also, is it pronounced M-ee-lo or M-I-lo? i work with a guy from Puerto Rico and he pronounces it Meelo....
    We say mIlo :)
    So did your Parcel from amazon arrive??
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    Tone wrote:

    BTW, do tell about "cottaging", I can well imagine...

    I'd forgotten about this thread so this is a bit late.

    I don't know a polite way of explaining it so I'll let urbandictionary do it for me

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cottaging
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Haha! He knocked him on his arse! That was brilliant! :D

    Totally. Hell, we all want to beat up people in mascot outfits, kudos to the roo for following his instincts.
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Chime wrote:
    I'd forgotten about this thread so this is a bit late.
    So had I....I saw in in my subscriptions yesterday and thought it was time it was revived :D - Great thread!
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    you are wrote:
    speaking of finding Milo online....i found out i can order it from amazon.com! :D so it's on the way!

    also, is it pronounced M-ee-lo or M-I-lo? i work with a guy from Puerto Rico and he pronounces it Meelo....

    MY LOW :D

    It's marvellous what a difference Milo makes! ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyN4M_QU774
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Jeanie wrote:
    MY LOW :D

    It's marvellous what a difference Milo makes! ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyN4M_QU774
    Oh WOW!!

    How sad that I remember that ad as if it's still on telly.....and sung every word :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Chime wrote:
    I'd forgotten about this thread so this is a bit late.

    I don't know a polite way of explaining it so I'll let urbandictionary do it for me

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cottaging
    Cottaging :eek: Baaaaaaaaahahaha!!! :D
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Oh WOW!!

    How sad that I remember that ad as if it's still on telly.....and sung every word :D


    :D hehe! Yeah, me too!

    But I was looking for the My mum gives me Milo to go and go and go ad with the kid, the Mum and the Granny but I couldn't find it. :( Coz that's got all that fancy skipping stuff I never got the hang of! :D
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Jeanie wrote:
    :D hehe! Yeah, me too!

    But I was looking for the My mum gives me Milo to go and go and go ad with the kid, the Mum and the Granny but I couldn't find it. :( Coz that's got all that fancy skipping stuff I never got the hang of! :-D
    LOL! YESS!!!! Love that ad....always peed myself when the old Granny comes running in at the end and jumps into the skipping rope :D

    Maybe if we drink more milo, we too shall be able to skip like her at that age :eek: I'll make it my goal :D

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