Does anyone else hate dating???

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  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I hate dating because 99.999999~% of the human population are fucked up.


    yup
  • Zanne
    Zanne Posts: 899
    I think you hit the nail on the head comparing dating to job interviews. I'm not a fan of dating... or job interviews.
    Just me
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I hate dating because 99.999999~% of the human population are fucked up.


    99.999999~% of the human population are fucking... you're the odd one out who is still yanking it :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?

    ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.

    JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.

    ELAINE: You're way off.

    JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.

    ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undatable?

    JERRY: UNDATABLE!

    ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?

    JERRY: Alcohol.

    GEORGE: I read somewhere that this Brentano's is the place to meet girls in New York.

    JERRY: First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore. They could put it anywhere they want, no one's meetin' anybody.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    dunkman wrote:
    99.999999~% of the human population are fucking... you're the odd one out who is still yanking it :)

    Still? I've been single for about 2 months.

    Maybe I'm just not a drunk piece of shit with nothing better to do than stick my dick in any trendy bitch that looks in my general direction. :)
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  • Hartydog
    Hartydog Posts: 2,060
    "I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Still? I've been single for about 2 months.

    Maybe I'm just not a drunk piece of shit with nothing better to do than stick my dick in any trendy bitch that looks in my general direction. :)


    man, those were the days :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?

    ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.

    JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.

    ELAINE: You're way off.

    JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.

    ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undatable?

    JERRY: UNDATABLE!

    ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?

    JERRY: Alcohol.

    GEORGE: I read somewhere that this Brentano's is the place to meet girls in New York.

    JERRY: First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore. They could put it anywhere they want, no one's meetin' anybody.



    Classic. :D



    And yes dating sucks.
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,389
    I tried the internet dating, and it's like a blind date anyways basically. I didn't like dating that much, but I don't think I had the right attitude. It's suppose to be FUN! Unfortunately, I found that out recently and I haven't dated for a while, so all that good information has gone to waste :)

    In theory dating should be exciting and fun.

    If someone sounds pyscho on the internet they are definitely psycho in person. Remember, we can monitor our words on the internet.
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    Hartydog wrote:
    "I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

    loves it.....
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • Malcolm_X
    Malcolm_X Posts: 93
    I'm 24, and I've never dated anybody.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    I just like this girl I keep running into. I ran into her just a few mins ago. We never talk to each other, but whenever we see each other we smile and shyly look away. More fun than dating.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • DaytimeDilemma
    DaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I just like this girl I keep running into. I ran into her just a few mins ago. We never talk to each other, but whenever we see each other we smile and shyly look away. More fun than dating.



    When's the wedding?
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    When's the wedding?

    Wedding? I'd have to talk to her then.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • DaytimeDilemma
    DaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Wedding? I'd have to talk to her then.


    God forbid. Talking to girls? That's so gay and lame.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    God forbid. Talking to girls? That's so gay and lame.

    I might not like her after talking to her.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Wedding? I'd have to talk to her then.

    then just pass her a note declaring your ever-lasting love and devotion and ask her if she'll marry you? ;):p
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    prism wrote:
    then just pass her a note declaring your ever-lasting love and devotion and ask her if she'll marry you? ;):p

    I know better than admit any such thing to a woman.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I know better than admit any such thing to a woman.

    that's alright, if she has half-a-brain she'll know that you're bullshitting her anyway, even if you talk to each other for hours everyday for years on end ;)
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I love women. Dating's just a word for being with women. If you love a woman properly, dating should be fine.

    Yours sincerely,

    Captain Sex

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