''You can't be catholic and pro-abortion.''

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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Having trouble getting a man, eh? haha. They're not liking the abortion stories? Better go with the history of Margaret Sanger! :D

    who says that men don't like to play with 'candlesticks' as much as women do?
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  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    prism wrote:
    who says that men don't like to play with 'candlesticks' as much as women do?

    What use does a real man have for candlesticks?

    Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.

    Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
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  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    Here's the poll:

    Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
    Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent

    Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
    Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent

    The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
    Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

    When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291

    Say what you want about the ignorance of conservatives on abortion, but we have better sex lives.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Here's the poll:

    Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
    Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent

    Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
    Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent

    The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
    Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

    When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291

    Say what you want about the ignorance of conservatives on abortion, but we have better sex lives.

    We all know republicans like to lie. :D And where are the numbers for the independents and 3rd parties?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    We all know republicans like to lie. :D And where are the numbers for the independents and 3rd parties?

    Who wants to bang a libertarian?
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Who wants to bang a libertarian?

    I wouldn't know. You'll have to ask those few that are on this board.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    I bet Green party chicks put out.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Hahahahah.

    PLEASE! Canada is as PC as they come. Remember Conan O'Brien's Quebec jokes? Remember the PC reaction from that one chick who I forget?

    You guys have Quebec which means you perpetually have a stick up your ass.

    Quebec doesn't count! Half of them don't even want to be a part of Canada! Plus, They're French, what do you honestly expect:p!
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  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    What use does a real man have for candlesticks?

    Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.

    Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
    This post displays an extraordinary lack of imagination.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    hippiemom wrote:
    This post displays an extraordinary lack of imagination.

    But an extraordinary amount loathing.
  • sapperskunk
    sapperskunk Posts: 684
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I bet Green party chicks put out.


    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW, yucky.
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I bet Green party chicks put out.

    Yes, it's probably safe to say that women in the green party have sex.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    sapperskunk wrote:
    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW, yucky.


    Oh look, dumb has finally found dumber.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • sapperskunk
    sapperskunk Posts: 684
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Oh look, dumb has finally found dumber.


    "Master needs blaster and Blaster needs Master"

    I think more people should quote "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" on these boards, it livens things up a bit. ;)
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  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Matt8townsend wrote:
    Personally, I think it's just a ploy to have lots of little catholic children running around.

    Well the Catholic religion is one that puritanically abhors the notion of anybody actually enjoying sex (hence their ultimate reverence for the 'virgin' Mary), so its more like a ploy to try and prevent people from doing it in the first place I think.

    Well, I think that He Who is That of all Things Yamcumber is coming to smite thee, but doesn't make it true or correct.

    To your second point, I remember talking about sex a bit during pre-cana, it didn't seem that taboo. Sure, against pre-marital sex, but all three major monotheistical religions are, so that isn't unique to Catholics.
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    sapperskunk wrote:
    "Master needs blaster and Blaster needs Master"

    I think more people should quote "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" on these boards, it livens things up a bit. ;)

    I don't get it. I've never even seen that movie. Oh well...
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Who wants to bang a libertarian?

    shit playa they be likin it doggystyle, dayum!
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • sapperskunk
    sapperskunk Posts: 684
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    I don't get it. I've never even seen that movie. Oh well...

    Well then you haven't lived my friend, you haven't lived.

    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/3377/mbt09.jpg

    Master is the brains and Blaster is the brawn, totally symbiotic. But Mad Max totally kicks his ass in the Thunderdome while Tina Turner watches. Absolute excellence.
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  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    Mel Gibson is awesome.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • searchlightsoul
    searchlightsoul Posts: 583
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Even allowing for the possibility of an abortion (for any reason other than to save the life of the mother) is morally reprehensible to the Church. The simple fact is, the Bible teaches that all human life has inherent value, no matter what stage of development. The teaching of the Catholic Church will not change because some "progressive forces" deem that there should be change. Morality does not change with time - it is always the same.

    That's what I find funny about this issue. 100 years ago, it would have been majorly frowned upon (and illegal) for a woman to abort her child. The Catholic Church had no problem with its position among society 100 years ago. Today, we now need "progressive forces" in the Church to change its mind because abortion IS supported in society today.

    Does that change in society necessarily reflect a correction of moral attitudes? Or is abortion to be just as frowned upon today as it was in 1906?

    I find abortion to be repulsive, barbaric, and violent. It is just as disgusting in 2006 as it was in 1906. To treat a human life like that, one must either be insane or ignorant of the actual procedure.

    Yet you probably support the death sentence. Did you forget that there is some pretty messed up shit in the bible, or did you deliberatley omit that part so the view would look better from your moral high horse?

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