please don't tell me you don't believe in the infallibility of the chair of peter. i have one in my apartment. everyone knows that when i sit in it that i'm the boss.
if you wanna be a friend of mine
cross the river to the eastside
please don't tell me you don't believe in the infallibility of the chair of peter. i have one in my apartment. everyone knows that when i sit in it that i'm the boss.
I rarely laugh out loud reading posts, but this one got me.
"I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
What about believing that a baby can gets its brains sucked out 5 seconds before its born and that's a moral decision?? Haha, oh man. People really believe that???
All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
-Enoch Powell
please don't tell me you don't believe in the infallibility of the chair of peter. i have one in my apartment. everyone knows that when i sit in it that i'm the boss.
I have a chair like that too, but I admit the "chair of Peter" name is new to me. Around here, it's just called "mom's chair."
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
please don't tell me you don't believe in the infallibility of the chair of peter. i have one in my apartment. everyone knows that when i sit in it that i'm the boss.
You have your own Chair of Peter?? Nice. I wish I had a chair that gave me omniscient qualities. I only have a Futon of St. Michael, and it doesn't give me infallibility as much as it gives me lower back pain.
"Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
You have your own Chair of Peter?? Nice. I wish I had a chair that gave me omniscient qualities. I only have a Futon of St. Michael, and it doesn't give me infallibility as much as it gives me lower back pain.
a friend of mine has a couch of paul. maybe you could look into that? i hear it doesn't cause back pain. don't even get me started on the bed of mary.
that was hilarious.
if you wanna be a friend of mine
cross the river to the eastside
What about believing that a baby can gets its brains sucked out 5 seconds before its born and that's a moral decision?? Haha, oh man. People really believe that???
According to canon law, the Bed of Mary is separated from the Bed of Joseph by the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.
You know, i totally loved the catalog spread that showed this with the Lamp of Lilith on the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression. However, upon purchase of the Lamp of Lilith, I discovered I had to throw it out once it was turned on. It was heartbreaking.
if you wanna be a friend of mine
cross the river to the eastside
You know, i totally loved the catalog spread that showed this with the Lamp of Lilith on the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression. However, upon purchase of the Lamp of Lilith, I discovered I had to throw it out once it was turned on. It was heartbreaking.
Nice. I have that catalog. It's from Bed, Bath, and Basilica, right?
I keep my Incubus/Succubus bookends on my Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.
"Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
Well, Catholic dogma is sacred to Catholics. Bigotry against Catholics is very fashionable these days...
I hope you all aren't opposed to "hate speech" in other areas.
Check out the "Little Mosque On The Prairie" thead. I come from a place where we can laugh and make fun of everything and anything and take it in kind. Don't confuse humour and hate because of your countries PC ways!
Check out the "Little Mosque On The Prairie" thead. I come from a place where we can laugh and make fun of everything and anything and take it in kind. Don't confuse humour and hate because of your countries PC ways!
Hahahahah.
PLEASE! Canada is as PC as they come. Remember Conan O'Brien's Quebec jokes? Remember the PC reaction from that one chick who I forget?
You guys have Quebec which means you perpetually have a stick up your ass.
All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
-Enoch Powell
I thought that was wrong, but I guess you're right.
From Wikipedia:
According to canon law, one becomes a member of the Catholic Church by being baptized in the Church or by being received into the Church (by making a profession of faith, if already baptized).[24]
"To break on one's own initiative the juridical bond with the Church, a formal act is required in writing before one's local Ordinary or parish priest, who is to judge the genuineness of the act of apostasy, heresy or schism; without this formal act of defection, "heresy (whether formal or material), schism and apostasy do not in themselves constitute a formal act of defection, if they are not externally concretized and manifested to the ecclesistical authority in the required manner."[25] Those who do not take this step are presumed to be still linked with the Catholic Church and thus bound by ecclesiastical laws. Someone who renounces membership may later be received again into the Catholic Church, after making a profession of faith, or in occult cases (lack of formal act) going to confession."
Which sucks for me... they still have my number!
AHHHHHHHHHH! what the fuck does a girl haveta do to get out of being Catholic? an abortion and 2 illegitimate kids and i'm still considered a member?
I thought all i had to say was three "I renounce thy screwy church" and i was as good as done with it...damn it all
But it has..... one of the big changes in the teaching of the catholic church is that of religious freedom. The catholic church used to condemn religious freedom, but this is no longer so.. it is now accepted. This is only one example. Though slow and painful, the catholic church's teachings do progress with time. It is inevitable.
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please don't tell me you don't believe in the infallibility of the chair of peter. i have one in my apartment. everyone knows that when i sit in it that i'm the boss.
cross the river to the eastside
I rarely laugh out loud reading posts, but this one got me.
You call THAT silly. Haha
What about believing that a baby can gets its brains sucked out 5 seconds before its born and that's a moral decision?? Haha, oh man. People really believe that???
-Enoch Powell
I have a chair like that too, but I admit the "chair of Peter" name is new to me. Around here, it's just called "mom's chair."
You have your own Chair of Peter?? Nice. I wish I had a chair that gave me omniscient qualities. I only have a Futon of St. Michael, and it doesn't give me infallibility as much as it gives me lower back pain.
Mine is in the bathroom.:D:D:D
a friend of mine has a couch of paul. maybe you could look into that? i hear it doesn't cause back pain. don't even get me started on the bed of mary.
that was hilarious.
cross the river to the eastside
Bed of Mary. While at least you'll know that you will get a good sleep on it. And that is about the only thing.
totally! hey, you can check out the Chair of Paul in a few months.
cross the river to the eastside
When I was little, I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons while sitting on my Beanbag Chair of St. John.
If the Couch of Paul is one of those really nice sectional jobs with a built-in recliner at the end, I'll look into it.
Now you're just being flippant here...
-Enoch Powell
According to canon law, the Bed of Mary is separated from the Bed of Joseph by the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.
oh, so you are familiar with the couch of paul?! fabulous. yes, please do that--no one should suffer back pain.
cross the river to the eastside
You know, i totally loved the catalog spread that showed this with the Lamp of Lilith on the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression. However, upon purchase of the Lamp of Lilith, I discovered I had to throw it out once it was turned on. It was heartbreaking.
cross the river to the eastside
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-Enoch Powell
Filipino immigrant?????
cross the river to the eastside
I hope you all aren't opposed to "hate speech" in other areas.
-Enoch Powell
Nice. I have that catalog. It's from Bed, Bath, and Basilica, right?
I keep my Incubus/Succubus bookends on my Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.
Check out the "Little Mosque On The Prairie" thead. I come from a place where we can laugh and make fun of everything and anything and take it in kind. Don't confuse humour and hate because of your countries PC ways!
Hahahahah.
PLEASE! Canada is as PC as they come. Remember Conan O'Brien's Quebec jokes? Remember the PC reaction from that one chick who I forget?
You guys have Quebec which means you perpetually have a stick up your ass.
-Enoch Powell
that's a great juxtaposition you have going on. it reminds me of my sodom and gomorrah 'candlesticks' i keep in the drawer of the nightstand.
cross the river to the eastside
'candlesticks'... nice. euphemisms are your friends!
AHHHHHHHHHH! what the fuck does a girl haveta do to get out of being Catholic? an abortion and 2 illegitimate kids and i'm still considered a member?
I thought all i had to say was three "I renounce thy screwy church" and i was as good as done with it...damn it all
angels share laughter
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since when?
Having trouble getting a man, eh? haha. They're not liking the abortion stories? Better go with the history of Margaret Sanger!
-Enoch Powell