who says that men don't like to play with 'candlesticks' as much as women do?
What use does a real man have for candlesticks?
Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.
Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
-Enoch Powell
PLEASE! Canada is as PC as they come. Remember Conan O'Brien's Quebec jokes? Remember the PC reaction from that one chick who I forget?
You guys have Quebec which means you perpetually have a stick up your ass.
Quebec doesn't count! Half of them don't even want to be a part of Canada! Plus, They're French, what do you honestly expect:p!
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Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.
Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
This post displays an extraordinary lack of imagination.
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
Personally, I think it's just a ploy to have lots of little catholic children running around.
Well the Catholic religion is one that puritanically abhors the notion of anybody actually enjoying sex (hence their ultimate reverence for the 'virgin' Mary), so its more like a ploy to try and prevent people from doing it in the first place I think.
Well, I think that He Who is That of all Things Yamcumber is coming to smite thee, but doesn't make it true or correct.
To your second point, I remember talking about sex a bit during pre-cana, it didn't seem that taboo. Sure, against pre-marital sex, but all three major monotheistical religions are, so that isn't unique to Catholics.
Master is the brains and Blaster is the brawn, totally symbiotic. But Mad Max totally kicks his ass in the Thunderdome while Tina Turner watches. Absolute excellence.
Even allowing for the possibility of an abortion (for any reason other than to save the life of the mother) is morally reprehensible to the Church. The simple fact is, the Bible teaches that all human life has inherent value, no matter what stage of development. The teaching of the Catholic Church will not change because some "progressive forces" deem that there should be change. Morality does not change with time - it is always the same.
That's what I find funny about this issue. 100 years ago, it would have been majorly frowned upon (and illegal) for a woman to abort her child. The Catholic Church had no problem with its position among society 100 years ago. Today, we now need "progressive forces" in the Church to change its mind because abortion IS supported in society today.
Does that change in society necessarily reflect a correction of moral attitudes? Or is abortion to be just as frowned upon today as it was in 1906?
I find abortion to be repulsive, barbaric, and violent. It is just as disgusting in 2006 as it was in 1906. To treat a human life like that, one must either be insane or ignorant of the actual procedure.
Yet you probably support the death sentence. Did you forget that there is some pretty messed up shit in the bible, or did you deliberatley omit that part so the view would look better from your moral high horse?
Ah yes the bible teaching the value of human life. Some quotes I found.
Kill Sons of Sinners
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
God Will Kill Children
The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your children do survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone. I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered." O LORD, what should I request for your people? I will ask for wombs that don't give birth and breasts that give no milk. The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions. I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit. And if they give birth, I will slaughter their beloved children." (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT)
Kill Men, Women, and Children
"Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple." So they began by killing the seventy leaders. "Defile the Temple!" the LORD commanded. "Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!" So they went throughout the city and did as they were told." (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT)
God Kills all the First Born of Egypt
And at midnight the LORD killed all the firstborn sons in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn son of the captive in the dungeon. Even the firstborn of their livestock were killed. Pharaoh and his officials and all the people of Egypt woke up during the night, and loud wailing was heard throughout the land of Egypt. There was not a single house where someone had not died. (Exodus 12:29-30 NLT)
Kill Old Men and Young Women
"You are my battle-ax and sword," says the LORD. "With you I will shatter nations and destroy many kingdoms. With you I will shatter armies, destroying the horse and rider, the chariot and charioteer. With you I will shatter men and women, old people and children, young men and maidens. With you I will shatter shepherds and flocks, farmers and oxen, captains and rulers. "As you watch, I will repay Babylon and the people of Babylonia for all the wrong they have done to my people in Jerusalem," says the LORD. "Look, O mighty mountain, destroyer of the earth! I am your enemy," says the LORD. "I will raise my fist against you, to roll you down from the heights. When I am finished, you will be nothing but a heap of rubble. You will be desolate forever. Even your stones will never again be used for building. You will be completely wiped out," says the LORD. (Jeremiah 51:20-26)
(Note that after God promises the Israelites a victory against Babylon, the Israelites actually get their butts kicked by them in the next chapter. So much for an all-knowing and all-powerful God.)
God Will Kill the Children of Sinners
If even then you remain hostile toward me and refuse to obey, I will inflict you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted. (Leviticus 26:21-22 NLT)
More Rape and Baby Killing
Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT)
PLEASE! Canada is as PC as they come. Remember Conan O'Brien's Quebec jokes? Remember the PC reaction from that one chick who I forget?
You guys have Quebec which means you perpetually have a stick up your ass.
You really need to undo your tie there boy. If anybody has a sense of humour it must be god. Who sends their kid to get the shit smacked out of them to save humans who trash the planet. Got an answer for that one.
As for the Province of Quebec. I think you should read your posts and the rest of your pent up civilians when they can't take the truth being spouted at them. Now if some of us went off, you would be crying worse then one of the countries in the middle east. Always so hard done by you two are.
Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.
Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
Wrong! They are just more open about it because their friends are more down to Earth.
Ah yes the bible teaching the value of human life. Some quotes I found.
God Will Kill Children
Kill Men, Women, and Children
God Kills all the First Born of Egypt
Kill Old Men and Young Women
God Will Kill the Children of Sinners
More Rape and Baby Killing
These are all part of the Old Testament (yes, I know it's all part of the Bible). Anyway, Jesus, and therefore Christianity, teaches about a merciful God, love and peace, instead of the vengeful God.
I'm with you, If you can find some quotes like that in the New Testament (discounting Revelations, we all know what that one says).
Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.
Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
This post displays an extraordinary lack of imagination.
Not to mention realism.
"The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr
Well, I think that He Who is That of all Things Yamcumber is coming to smite thee, but doesn't make it true or correct.
To your second point, I remember talking about sex a bit during pre-cana, it didn't seem that taboo. Sure, against pre-marital sex, but all three major monotheistical religions are, so that isn't unique to Catholics.
Is Catholicism really a monotheistical religion?
First of all you worship the holy 'trinity' - the father, the son and the Holy Ghost - but that's circumvented by a bit of Orwellian Doublethink whereby you believe they're all the same person (if that's so and he also is God incarnate I always thought it strange that Jesus was reported to have said 'My God why have you forsaken me' when he was on the Cross).
And dosn't the reverence for the Virgin Mary rival that for Jesus/God (or should I say Jesod). Most Catholic churches contain just as many 'idols' of her as they as they do of Jesus.
Then you've got all of the Saints (more of whom are added to the Pantheon each year as and when it suits the political interests of the vatican to do so). And many of these have their own areas of expertise and are individually prayed to for their own particular reasons.
I know strictly speaking they're not seen as God's - but in practice isn't this polytheism in all but name?
I guess 1,000 imaginary friends are better than one.
These are all part of the Old Testament (yes, I know it's all part of the Bible). Anyway, Jesus, and therefore Christianity, teaches about a merciful God, love and peace, instead of the vengeful God.
I'm with you, If you can find some quotes like that in the New Testament (discounting Revelations, we all know what that one says).
Jesus tells the pharisees -"If you curse your father or your mother you are to be put to death" Mathew 15:4
amongst much other disturbing stuff but also plenty of good stuff
Jesus tells the pharisees -"If you curse your father or your mother you are to be put to death" Mathew 15:4
amongst much other disturbing stuff but also plenty of good stuff
How about putting this into context, chief.
Matthew 15
Clean and Unclean
1Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2"Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don't wash their hands before they eat!"
3Jesus replied, "And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? 4For God said, 'Honor your father and mother'[a] and 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.' 5But you say that if a man says to his father or mother, 'Whatever help you might otherwise have received from me is a gift devoted to God,' 6he is not to 'honor his father[c]' with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition. 7You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:
8" 'These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
9They worship me in vain;
their teachings are but rules taught by men.'[d]"
The pharises were chastising Jesus' followers for not washing their hands before eating which was Jewish law and tradition, and Christ was simply pointing out their hypocrisy. Context. Context. Context.
"When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
If education were better and people took proper care of themselves, we wouldn't have to be dealing as much with abortion, or at least there would be less cases
I am pro-choice, but in being so, I think this choice should not be made recklessly. And I am sure abortion is not an easy choice, though I've never been faced with that decision.
All this talk about the bible... we all have our moral codes, it's not something that should come out of a book to follow blindly. We live, we question, we learn.
If education were better and people took proper care of themselves, we wouldn't have to be dealing as much with abortion, or at least there would be less cases
I am pro-choice, but in being so, I think this choice should not be made recklessly. And I am sure abortion is not an easy choice, though I've never been faced with that decision.
All this talk about the bible... we all have our moral codes, it's not something that should come out of a book to follow blindly. We live, we question, we learn.
as long as its a choice, it will be abused recklessly.
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who says that men don't like to play with 'candlesticks' as much as women do?
angels share laughter
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What use does a real man have for candlesticks?
Only if the man can't achieve an erection - which, if you are indeed hanging around lots of liberal men, I can see how that would be your problem. Liberal men do tend to be homosexuals more frequently than conservative men, I would assume.
Conservatives do enjoy better sex lives, as polls indicate.
-Enoch Powell
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent
Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent
The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291
Say what you want about the ignorance of conservatives on abortion, but we have better sex lives.
-Enoch Powell
We all know republicans like to lie.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Who wants to bang a libertarian?
-Enoch Powell
I wouldn't know. You'll have to ask those few that are on this board.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
-Enoch Powell
Quebec doesn't count! Half of them don't even want to be a part of Canada! Plus, They're French, what do you honestly expect:p!
But an extraordinary amount loathing.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW, yucky.
Yes, it's probably safe to say that women in the green party have sex.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Oh look, dumb has finally found dumber.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
"Master needs blaster and Blaster needs Master"
I think more people should quote "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" on these boards, it livens things up a bit.
Well, I think that He Who is That of all Things Yamcumber is coming to smite thee, but doesn't make it true or correct.
To your second point, I remember talking about sex a bit during pre-cana, it didn't seem that taboo. Sure, against pre-marital sex, but all three major monotheistical religions are, so that isn't unique to Catholics.
I don't get it. I've never even seen that movie. Oh well...
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
shit playa they be likin it doggystyle, dayum!
Well then you haven't lived my friend, you haven't lived.
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Master is the brains and Blaster is the brawn, totally symbiotic. But Mad Max totally kicks his ass in the Thunderdome while Tina Turner watches. Absolute excellence.
-Enoch Powell
Yet you probably support the death sentence. Did you forget that there is some pretty messed up shit in the bible, or did you deliberatley omit that part so the view would look better from your moral high horse?
Kill Sons of Sinners
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
God Will Kill Children
The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your children do survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone. I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered." O LORD, what should I request for your people? I will ask for wombs that don't give birth and breasts that give no milk. The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions. I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit. And if they give birth, I will slaughter their beloved children." (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT)
Kill Men, Women, and Children
"Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple." So they began by killing the seventy leaders. "Defile the Temple!" the LORD commanded. "Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!" So they went throughout the city and did as they were told." (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT)
God Kills all the First Born of Egypt
And at midnight the LORD killed all the firstborn sons in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn son of the captive in the dungeon. Even the firstborn of their livestock were killed. Pharaoh and his officials and all the people of Egypt woke up during the night, and loud wailing was heard throughout the land of Egypt. There was not a single house where someone had not died. (Exodus 12:29-30 NLT)
Kill Old Men and Young Women
"You are my battle-ax and sword," says the LORD. "With you I will shatter nations and destroy many kingdoms. With you I will shatter armies, destroying the horse and rider, the chariot and charioteer. With you I will shatter men and women, old people and children, young men and maidens. With you I will shatter shepherds and flocks, farmers and oxen, captains and rulers. "As you watch, I will repay Babylon and the people of Babylonia for all the wrong they have done to my people in Jerusalem," says the LORD. "Look, O mighty mountain, destroyer of the earth! I am your enemy," says the LORD. "I will raise my fist against you, to roll you down from the heights. When I am finished, you will be nothing but a heap of rubble. You will be desolate forever. Even your stones will never again be used for building. You will be completely wiped out," says the LORD. (Jeremiah 51:20-26)
(Note that after God promises the Israelites a victory against Babylon, the Israelites actually get their butts kicked by them in the next chapter. So much for an all-knowing and all-powerful God.)
God Will Kill the Children of Sinners
If even then you remain hostile toward me and refuse to obey, I will inflict you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted. (Leviticus 26:21-22 NLT)
More Rape and Baby Killing
Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT)
You really need to undo your tie there boy. If anybody has a sense of humour it must be god. Who sends their kid to get the shit smacked out of them to save humans who trash the planet. Got an answer for that one.
As for the Province of Quebec. I think you should read your posts and the rest of your pent up civilians when they can't take the truth being spouted at them. Now if some of us went off, you would be crying worse then one of the countries in the middle east. Always so hard done by you two are.
Wrong! They are just more open about it because their friends are more down to Earth.
These are all part of the Old Testament (yes, I know it's all part of the Bible). Anyway, Jesus, and therefore Christianity, teaches about a merciful God, love and peace, instead of the vengeful God.
I'm with you, If you can find some quotes like that in the New Testament (discounting Revelations, we all know what that one says).
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Is Catholicism really a monotheistical religion?
First of all you worship the holy 'trinity' - the father, the son and the Holy Ghost - but that's circumvented by a bit of Orwellian Doublethink whereby you believe they're all the same person (if that's so and he also is God incarnate I always thought it strange that Jesus was reported to have said 'My God why have you forsaken me' when he was on the Cross).
And dosn't the reverence for the Virgin Mary rival that for Jesus/God (or should I say Jesod). Most Catholic churches contain just as many 'idols' of her as they as they do of Jesus.
Then you've got all of the Saints (more of whom are added to the Pantheon each year as and when it suits the political interests of the vatican to do so). And many of these have their own areas of expertise and are individually prayed to for their own particular reasons.
I know strictly speaking they're not seen as God's - but in practice isn't this polytheism in all but name?
I guess 1,000 imaginary friends are better than one.
Jesus tells the pharisees -"If you curse your father or your mother you are to be put to death" Mathew 15:4
amongst much other disturbing stuff but also plenty of good stuff
How about putting this into context, chief.
Matthew 15
Clean and Unclean
1Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2"Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don't wash their hands before they eat!"
3Jesus replied, "And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? 4For God said, 'Honor your father and mother'[a] and 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.' 5But you say that if a man says to his father or mother, 'Whatever help you might otherwise have received from me is a gift devoted to God,' 6he is not to 'honor his father[c]' with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition. 7You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:
8" 'These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
9They worship me in vain;
their teachings are but rules taught by men.'[d]"
The pharises were chastising Jesus' followers for not washing their hands before eating which was Jewish law and tradition, and Christ was simply pointing out their hypocrisy. Context. Context. Context.
If education were better and people took proper care of themselves, we wouldn't have to be dealing as much with abortion, or at least there would be less cases
I am pro-choice, but in being so, I think this choice should not be made recklessly. And I am sure abortion is not an easy choice, though I've never been faced with that decision.
All this talk about the bible... we all have our moral codes, it's not something that should come out of a book to follow blindly. We live, we question, we learn.
as long as its a choice, it will be abused recklessly.