''You can't be catholic and pro-abortion.''

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  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    a friend of mine has a couch of paul. maybe you could look into that? i hear it doesn't cause back pain. don't even get me started on the bed of mary.

    that was hilarious.

    When I was little, I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons while sitting on my Beanbag Chair of St. John.

    If the Couch of Paul is one of those really nice sectional jobs with a built-in recliner at the end, I'll look into it.
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    You call THAT silly. Haha

    What about believing that a baby can gets its brains sucked out 5 seconds before its born and that's a moral decision?? Haha, oh man. People really believe that???


    Now you're just being flippant here...
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    My favorite piece of furniture is the recliner of St. Pha Q.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    don't even get me started on the bed of mary.

    According to canon law, the Bed of Mary is separated from the Bed of Joseph by the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    When I was little, I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons while sitting on my Beanbag Chair of St. John.

    If the Couch of Paul is one of those really nice sectional jobs with a built-in recliner at the end, I'll look into it.

    oh, so you are familiar with the couch of paul?! fabulous. yes, please do that--no one should suffer back pain.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    According to canon law, the Bed of Mary is separated from the Bed of Joseph by the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.

    You know, i totally loved the catalog spread that showed this with the Lamp of Lilith on the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression. However, upon purchase of the Lamp of Lilith, I discovered I had to throw it out once it was turned on. It was heartbreaking.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    You guys should send this little exchange into National Lampoon. It's fucking hilarious.

    ...
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    oops... humour is not appreciated all around!
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    My favorite piece of furniture is the recliner of St. Pha Q.


    Filipino immigrant?????
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    even flow? wrote:
    Filipino immigrant?????

    :D
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    Well, Catholic dogma is sacred to Catholics. Bigotry against Catholics is very fashionable these days...

    I hope you all aren't opposed to "hate speech" in other areas.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    You know, i totally loved the catalog spread that showed this with the Lamp of Lilith on the Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression. However, upon purchase of the Lamp of Lilith, I discovered I had to throw it out once it was turned on. It was heartbreaking.

    Nice. I have that catalog. It's from Bed, Bath, and Basilica, right?

    I keep my Incubus/Succubus bookends on my Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Well, Catholic dogma is sacred to Catholics. Bigotry against Catholics is very fashionable these days...

    I hope you all aren't opposed to "hate speech" in other areas.

    Check out the "Little Mosque On The Prairie" thead. I come from a place where we can laugh and make fun of everything and anything and take it in kind. Don't confuse humour and hate because of your countries PC ways!
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    even flow? wrote:
    Check out the "Little Mosque On The Prairie" thead. I come from a place where we can laugh and make fun of everything and anything and take it in kind. Don't confuse humour and hate because of your countries PC ways!

    Hahahahah.

    PLEASE! Canada is as PC as they come. Remember Conan O'Brien's Quebec jokes? Remember the PC reaction from that one chick who I forget?

    You guys have Quebec which means you perpetually have a stick up your ass.
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    Nice. I have that catalog. It's from Bed, Bath, and Basilica, right?

    I keep my Incubus/Succubus bookends on my Night Stand of Our Lady of Perpetual Sexual Repression.

    that's a great juxtaposition you have going on. it reminds me of my sodom and gomorrah 'candlesticks' i keep in the drawer of the nightstand.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • qtegirl
    qtegirl Posts: 321
    VictoryGin wrote:
    it reminds me of my sodom and gomorrah 'candlesticks' i keep in the drawer of the nightstand.
    Awesome.
  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    that's a great juxtaposition you have going on. it reminds me of my sodom and gomorrah 'candlesticks' i keep in the drawer of the nightstand.


    'candlesticks'... nice. euphemisms are your friends!
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    qtegirl wrote:
    I thought that was wrong, but I guess you're right.
    From Wikipedia:

    According to canon law, one becomes a member of the Catholic Church by being baptized in the Church or by being received into the Church (by making a profession of faith, if already baptized).[24]

    "To break on one's own initiative the juridical bond with the Church, a formal act is required in writing before one's local Ordinary or parish priest, who is to judge the genuineness of the act of apostasy, heresy or schism; without this formal act of defection, "heresy (whether formal or material), schism and apostasy do not in themselves constitute a formal act of defection, if they are not externally concretized and manifested to the ecclesistical authority in the required manner."[25] Those who do not take this step are presumed to be still linked with the Catholic Church and thus bound by ecclesiastical laws. Someone who renounces membership may later be received again into the Catholic Church, after making a profession of faith, or in occult cases (lack of formal act) going to confession."

    Which sucks for me... they still have my number!


    AHHHHHHHHHH! what the fuck does a girl haveta do to get out of being Catholic? an abortion and 2 illegitimate kids and i'm still considered a member?

    I thought all i had to say was three "I renounce thy screwy church" and i was as good as done with it...damn it all
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  • jlew24asu
    jlew24asu Posts: 10,118
    redrock wrote:
    But it has..... one of the big changes in the teaching of the catholic church is that of religious freedom. The catholic church used to condemn religious freedom, but this is no longer so.. it is now accepted. This is only one example. Though slow and painful, the catholic church's teachings do progress with time. It is inevitable.


    since when?
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    VictoryGin wrote:
    it reminds me of my sodom and gomorrah 'candlesticks' i keep in the drawer of the nightstand.

    Having trouble getting a man, eh? haha. They're not liking the abortion stories? Better go with the history of Margaret Sanger! :D
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell

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