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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    Yup! And there it is dunk! The reason I'll keep abstaining! :p

    you play chess and read plays then?... i mean c'mon!! what a catch you must be... ;)


    p.s. how thick are your glasses.. :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    there's so many people in this thread who need a good banging :)
    :confused: Is that why YOU'RE here? :p
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Ron Jeremy's your man!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_jeremy

    'He earned bachelor's degrees in Education and Theater and a Master's degree in Special Education from Queens College, City University of New York.[13] He taught Special Education classes in the New York City area and was a substitute teacher for regular classes'.

    Edit: He can also suck himself off. Now that's clever! :cool:

    Ah yeah, Byrnzie, thanks for that! :o
    I do recall Ron Jeremy. Don't really find the guy appealing.
    Although his resume sounds very impressive! :)

    I actually have a friend that can do that! We used to get him very drunk at parties and encourage him to show us his party trick! :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :confused: Is that why YOU'RE here? :p

    no i'm purely here to mock :)

    please note i also said "there's so many" rather than "everyone on this thread" thats the key grammatical difference! :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    you play chess and read plays then?... i mean c'mon!! what a catch you must be... ;)


    p.s. how thick are your glasses.. :)



    Well I've never understood chess, but I'll happily admit to reading plays. And producing, writing, directing and acting in them! :p

    And really dunk, a "catch"? At this point I can't be bothered with being a "catch" for any man! If they can't work it out, oh well! And "catch" what does that mean anyway? :eek:

    Well the thickest glasses are for scotch, but seeing as how I don't drink it they pretty much gather dust in the cupboard! ;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    I actually have a friend that can do that! We used to get him very drunk at parties and encourage him to show us his party trick! :D

    i'd be more impressed if your friend was a female... actually i'm more impressed that he still got a stiffy whilst very drunk :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    And "catch" what does that mean anyway? :eek:

    men AND women refer to each other as a "catch"... its not just a male thing before you burn your bra in my face... :rolleyes:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    i'd be more impressed if your friend was a female... actually i'm more impressed that he still got a stiffy whilst very drunk :)

    Well I'm sure we'd all be impressed with that! ;)

    But who said he had to get a stiffy to get the job done? :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    men AND women refer to each other as a "catch"... its not just a male thing before you burn your bra in my face... :rolleyes:

    Settle down dunk! I really can't afford to go around burning my bras! :D

    I guess I don't see guys as a "catch" and I certainly would never attempt to appeal to them that way. Don't want to be "caught." But if that's what floats everybody elses boat then so be it. :)
    NOPE!!!

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    Hold on to the thread
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    Settle down dunk! I really can't afford to go around burning my bras! :D:)

    i personally think women shouldnt wear bras anyway... but thats just due to the fact it can get quite chilly up here in scotland :o:o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    i personally think women shouldnt wear bras anyway... but thats just due to the fact it can get quite chilly up here in scotland :o:o

    Well I can attest that the weather is sooo freaking cold in Scotland that I'm quite sure you'd get the desired effect through a titanium plated wonder bra!! ;)
    NOPE!!!

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    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    no i'm purely here to mock :)

    please note i also said "there's so many" rather than "everyone on this thread" thats the key grammatical difference! :p
    well obviously I know you didn't mean EVERYONE cos that would have been referring to me too and we all know I certainly don't need... :o hmm... well enough said :o

    Right I think we're all getting a bit carried away :eek: Cunt is just a horrible word... doesn't matter what it actually means but like Lucy pointed out it simply sounds harsh and definitely harsh enough to be an insult. I hate to hear people say it but it's not because of it's meaning... just cos it sounds horrible :o . I've never known 'catch' to be an offensive term though? :confused:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I've never known 'catch' to be an offensive term though? :confused:

    I'm not offended by the term Helen. I'm just saying that it doesn't apply to me. As I don't want to "catch" anyone or be "caught" by anyone. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Jeanie wrote:
    I'm not offended by the term Helen. I'm just saying that it doesn't apply to me. As I don't want to "catch" anyone or be "caught" by anyone. :)
    Oh ok... well I see myself as quite a fine catch :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Oh ok... well I see myself as quite a fine catch :D

    Oh you are!! Undoubtably!!! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • NMyTreeNMyTree Posts: 2,374
    Vaginas are like Tacos.

    You eat one for lunch and suddenly you're craving one for a snack......then one for dinner.........then one for another snack......then for breakfast.

    Suddenly you find yourself thinking about Tacos all day long.
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Hahahaha... you beat me to it :p I can honestely say I have NEVER discussed, NOR had a friend discuss texture/consistency/content :D the idea of it is hilarious :D . It's basically like saying 'I have the flu', you don't say 'wow, I blew my nose this morning and my snot was yellow with little bits of green in it and there may have been a bit of blood too and it was really thick and lumpy' :D:D C'mon... is this what men think we talk about :eek: No wonder they don't wanna hear the word.
    LOL :D

    This thread seems to have a side aspect of being the "glorifying-unmentionable-bodily-functions thread!" ;):)
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  • sonicreducersonicreducer Posts: 713
    angelica wrote:
    LOL :D

    This thread seems to have a side aspect of being the "glorifying-unmentionable-bodily-functions thread!" ;):)

    my butt itches,... "um, i satisfied the itch" oops, i farted on my finger,...
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  • InJuddsTreeInJuddsTree Posts: 377
    they probably would have been ok if they used the word "snatch".
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  • lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
    InJuddsTree wrote:
    they probably would have been ok if they used the word "snatch".

    I've avoided being a cradle-snatcher, alweays stuck to be a snatch-cradler !!
    Music is not a competetion.
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    bump for Roland......:D
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    NMyTree wrote:
    Vaginas are like Tacos.

    You eat one for lunch and suddenly you're craving one for a snack......then one for dinner.........then one for another snack......then for breakfast.

    Suddenly you find yourself thinking about Tacos all day long.

    I think of them more like flowers. Musical flowers.

    They aren't for "eating".
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  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    gue_barium wrote:
    I think of them more like flowers. Musical flowers.

    They aren't for "eating".
    LOL. "Flowers" is one thing, but musical??
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    angelica wrote:
    LOL. "Flowers" is one thing, but musical??

    Flower in the visual. Musical in the feeling.
    I tried to relate to the "taco" guy, and that was the best way I could communicate it.
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  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    gue_barium wrote:
    Flower in the visual. Musical in the feeling.
    I tried to relate to the "taco" guy, and that was the best way I could communicate it.
    You're a little bit on the poetic side, it seems. Musical it is then! :)
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    angelica wrote:
    You're a little bit on the poetic side, it seems. Musical it is then! :)

    Are you seducing me? Or is that just a vagina monologue in your pocket?
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  • tooferztooferz Posts: 135
    gue_barium wrote:
    I think of them more like flowers. Musical flowers.

    They aren't for "eating".

    that put me in mind of an animated part in pink floyd's the wall
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    gue_barium wrote:
    Are you seducing me? Or is that just a vagina monologue in your pocket?
    :D lol
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    tooferz wrote:
    that put me in mind of an animated part in pink floyd's the wall

    that and Georgia O'Keeffe paintings.


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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    tooferz wrote:
    that put me in mind of an animated part in pink floyd's the wall

    wow. yeah. i wondered if that factored into my saying that all those years ago that i saw that. i don't think it did.

    there's also the baby factory in PJ's 'evolution' video of the birth canal.
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