If you think sexuality is openly dealt with in western culture, great. I happen to feel otherwise. And frankly, I'm not interested in answering questions about my perspective as a woman raised in this society with someone who is obviously coming at me with judgments, straw men to tear down, and using terms such as "bemoaning" out of the gate.
No straw men to tear down. Actually I'm not sure what that expression means. . . .
I think I may have just been in an irritable mood, and I saw a few of your posts that seemed to demonstrate a lack of a sense of humour regarding vagina euphamisms being used in a derogatory fashion. I don't really know what I was asking you. . . I just like swearing sometimes.
It doesn't matter if you're male, female, or confused; black, white, brown, red, green, yellow; gay, lesbian; redneck cop, stoned; ugly; military style, doggy style; fat, rich or poor; vegetarian or cannibal; bum, hippie, virgin; famous or drunk-you're either an asshole or you're not!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yeah, and the funniest thing? He who shall remain nameless, and is causing me no end of doubt and despair this week has "Faithful" as his sig!
i think i've worked out who he is
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yeah, "Because He Liked to Look at It" and "The Woman who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy" were my favorite of them all
Yeah, The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy sounds like it would have been funny. Was it? I reckon that would be one I'd like to see.
Be a bit more light hearted than some of the others.
Yeah, The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy sounds like it would have been funny. Was it? I reckon that would be one I'd like to see.
Be a bit more light hearted than some of the others.
It was indeed. This monologue only involves two women. One woman is the woman that likes to make Vaginas happy, and the other woman (who is on a leash being held by the first woman, LOL) makes all the different types of moaning sounds that are being described by the first woman.
It was indeed. This monologue only involves two women. One woman is the woman that likes to make Vaginas happy, and the other woman (who is on a leash being held by the first woman, LOL) makes all the different types of moaning sounds that are being described by the first woman.
Wow!! That sounds really cool rigney!! I reckon from just the bits I've heard about that I will like them. They sound like they are pretty clever! And the staging of that one sounds like it was an absolute cack!!!
It's fun to say. But consider not advertising it when you are in shady company. Actually it's probably not best to repeatedly say it without reason.
HAHA I'm joking, don't flame me!
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
is this like beetlejuice and if you say it 3 times the evil overlordess of fanny comes and swallows all the guys who have mistreated a lady...
did you notice how i put "comes" and "swallows" in the same sentence
i'm obsessed by vagina... i even made one out of papier mache once....mmmm jaggy
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
but don't fannies tend to 'swallow' guys anyway, irrespective of whether they've mistreated the ladies or not?
oh keep talking baby, keep talking
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
okay then. lie back and get yourself all comfortable. or sit if you prefer. or whatever position you like. i know it's a personal thing. you ready? now ........................................
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
okay then. lie back and get yourself all comfortable. or sit if you prefer. or whatever position you like. i know it's a personal thing. you ready? now ........................................
pretty much
apt use of the wee tonguey smiley there
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
you know that saying about it being better to give than receive? i dont subscribe to that notion at all.
i said 'keep talking'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Yeah, "Because He Liked to Look at It" and "The Woman who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy" were my favorite of them all
Vagina .
They don't call you Lucy for nothing.
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Are you implying that I have a screw lucy ????????? ROFL!!!!!!!
No straw men to tear down. Actually I'm not sure what that expression means. . . .
I think I may have just been in an irritable mood, and I saw a few of your posts that seemed to demonstrate a lack of a sense of humour regarding vagina euphamisms being used in a derogatory fashion. I don't really know what I was asking you. . . I just like swearing sometimes.
-C Addison
you got any more of them....
i think i've worked out who he is
LMAO!!! Gee dunk! You must be bored!!
I reckon I've made it pretty bloody obvious today!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
we can say fuck
is penis a no no ?
not ? question this ?
Yeah, The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy sounds like it would have been funny. Was it? I reckon that would be one I'd like to see.
Be a bit more light hearted than some of the others.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
It was indeed. This monologue only involves two women. One woman is the woman that likes to make Vaginas happy, and the other woman (who is on a leash being held by the first woman, LOL) makes all the different types of moaning sounds that are being described by the first woman.
Just for you, dunk
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Isnt it Ragina? Anyway, its awesome
Just ask Borat about his sister :-P
"Loose like sleeve of wizard"
"She is tight like man's anus"
I am very fond of Tulips.
Wow!! That sounds really cool rigney!! I reckon from just the bits I've heard about that I will like them. They sound like they are pretty clever! And the staging of that one sounds like it was an absolute cack!!!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
It's fun to say. But consider not advertising it when you are in shady company. Actually it's probably not best to repeatedly say it without reason.
HAHA I'm joking, don't flame me!
is this like beetlejuice and if you say it 3 times the evil overlordess of fanny comes and swallows all the guys who have mistreated a lady...
did you notice how i put "comes" and "swallows" in the same sentence
i'm obsessed by vagina... i even made one out of papier mache once....mmmm jaggy
yes i noticed.
but don't fannies tend to 'swallow' guys anyway, irrespective of whether they've mistreated the ladies or not?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
oh keep talking baby, keep talking
you are obsessed with vaginas, aren't you dunk?
okay then. lie back and get yourself all comfortable. or sit if you prefer. or whatever position you like. i know it's a personal thing. you ready? now ........................................
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
pretty much
apt use of the wee tonguey smiley there
you know that saying about it being better to give than receive? i dont subscribe to that notion at all.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
And if you click your heels of your red shoes together while saying this, who knows what will happen.
i said 'keep talking'
there's no place like ....
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
sorry dunk my momma always told me not to 'talk' with my mouth full.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
dreamer in my dream
we got the guns
i love you,but im..............callin out.........callin out