You've got to satisfy you. If you can't satisfy you, you're a failure.
The only way you can hurt your body is if you don't use it.
Look, are you a suckling calf? Name one creature on earth that uses milk after it's weaned. Man's the only one. And man's the only one who lives out only half his life span. A cow has four stomachs. You don't. You can't handle whole milk.
If you want to change somebody, don't preach to him. Set an example
and shut up.
Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right? Take that tape measure out. That won't lie. Your waistline is your lifeline. It should be the same as it was when you were a young person.
If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look an inch longer.
Sex is giving, giving, giving. The more energy you have, the more you're going to please.
Show me the guy who doesn't get nervous in front of a crowd and I'll show you a lousy speaker.
Would you get your dog up every day, give him a cup of coffee, a doughnut, and a cigarette? Hell, no. You'd kill the damn dog.
Go on, have a glass of wine with dinner. What is wine, anyway? Pure grapes. A glass of wine is much better for you than a Coke.
Any stupid person can die. Dying's easy. Living's a pain in the butt.
Groucho was the man, for sure. I became a fan of the brothers when I was around nine and sent them a letter of appreciation. Mr. Marx was kind enough to reply with a personal, handwritten message. I treasure it.
Groucho was the man, for sure. I became a fan of the brothers when I was around nine and sent them a letter of appreciation. Mr. Marx was kind enough to reply with a personal, handwritten message. I treasure it.
that is so cool, a hand written letter from Groucho Marx ! a great piece of history there my friend.
"When we walk out in the sunlight we tell every we know it hurts our eyes
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying"-John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats
“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.
"Yeah, I was a brother on the streets of Compton doing a lot of things most people look down on but it did pay off. Then we started rapping about real stuff that shook up the LAPD and the FBI. But we got our message across big time, and everyone in America started paying attention to the boys in the hood."-Eazy-E
"This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion."
'Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends'
“ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)
Adelaide 1998
Adelaide 2003
Adelaide 2006 night 1
Adelaide 2006 night 2
Adelaide 2009
Melbourne 2009
Christchurch NZ 2009
Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
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Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" Winston Churchill
Theres no time like the present
A man that stands for nothing....will fall for anything!
Look, tolerance does not mean you agree with everything that other people say, or that you subordinate your own best instincts to the tyranny of mass opinion. It simply means you pretend not to know that everyone on the planet but you is a total fucking moron.
The most unforgivable thing about intolerance is, by its inherent assumption that one group, belief or lifestyle is superior to another, it fails to take into account the ultimate truth which binds us all, black and white, gay and straight, Republican and Democrat, Arab and Israeli, Hindu and Muslim, Catholic and Protestant, Serb and Croat, Hutu and Tutsi: the fact that, at the end of the day, we are all equal pains-in-the-ass, in the eyes of the Lord.
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
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Good quotes by Jack LaLanne
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
good morning-
Godfather.
Groucho was the man, for sure. I became a fan of the brothers when I was around nine and sent them a letter of appreciation. Mr. Marx was kind enough to reply with a personal, handwritten message. I treasure it.
that is so cool, a hand written letter from Groucho Marx ! a great piece of history there my friend.
Godfather.
Eat less, chew more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Love more, and all good things will be yours....
Swedish Proverb
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying"-John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats
- Avett Brothers
“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.
Mother Teresa
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
misquote
on second thought...you better not go to MT....I might beat you
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
You couldn't catch me.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion."
I’d build self-esteem first, and the house later.
I’d finger-paint more, and point the finger less.
I would do less correcting and more connecting.
I’d take my eyes off my watch, and watch with my eyes.
I’d take more hikes and fly more kites.
I’d stop playing serious, and seriously play.
I would run through more fields and gaze at more stars.
I’d do more hugging and less tugging.
Diane Loomans
William Gladstone 1809-1898
'Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends'
Adelaide 1998
Adelaide 2003
Adelaide 2006 night 1
Adelaide 2006 night 2
Adelaide 2009
Melbourne 2009
Christchurch NZ 2009
Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
We could probably start a whole thread of Tom Waits quotes
"George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him."
but people will never forget how you made them feel....
Maya Angelou
A man that stands for nothing....will fall for anything!
All people need to do more on every level!
keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.”
― A.A. Milne
The most unforgivable thing about intolerance is, by its inherent assumption that one group, belief or lifestyle is superior to another, it fails to take into account the ultimate truth which binds us all, black and white, gay and straight, Republican and Democrat, Arab and Israeli, Hindu and Muslim, Catholic and Protestant, Serb and Croat, Hutu and Tutsi: the fact that, at the end of the day, we are all equal pains-in-the-ass, in the eyes of the Lord.
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
- Dennis Miller
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