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  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Stone Gossard can solve the rubiks cube blindfolded
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard can win any chili cook off anywhere, anytime.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is in bed by 11 every night, after he brushes and flosses his teeth.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard can eat 30 saltines at once & hold down Even Flow riffs without needing a glass of water.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is an expert basket weaver.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a certified fibre optics technician.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard is forbidden ground for those unworthy
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a delicate flower.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • OilersRmylifeOilersRmylife Posts: 249
    Stone pushed humpty and then attempted to put him back together.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard does Pearl Jam's taxes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • OilersRmylifeOilersRmylife Posts: 249
    edited April 2014
    Stone agrees with me, December 25th is Santa's birthday day.
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  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    edited April 2014
    Stone Gossard owns not 1, not 2, but 4 authentic original He-Man action figures still new in box
  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    I once loaned Stone 17 dollars and he paid me back in a week with 2% interest.
  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    Rumor has it the name "pearl jam" comes from stone's alter ego Pearl, and her nationally acclaimed huckleberry marmalade.
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard was 5th in line at Record Store Day on Saturday.
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  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    stone's side job is an entertainer at kid's birthday parties. He is best known for juggling rubix cubes as he recites 18th century Romanian poetry.
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard is the reason juniper berries can be made into gin.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard loves Mondays.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is organic and gluten-free.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,821
    Stone Gossard is celebrating Earth Day today by driving his Prius in a manner that will give him that coveted 55mpg.
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard knows how to play the keyboard made of bones from Goonies.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is who Cher is singing about in 'If I Could Turn Back Time.'
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Stone Gossard is a Dungeon Master, and he doesn't need no stinkin' guide.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard runs the youth program in his community.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    Stone Gossard still uses aol
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's favorite wrestler is John Cena.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Stone Gossard is skilled in the art of falconry.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard still hasn't made the transition from VHS to DVD.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is leading the way in industrial innovation in the field of ironic perpetualistic fluency.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard knows everything there is to know about the evolutionary history of plants.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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