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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard prefers to dine in a full suit of armor
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  • oysterjaroysterjar Posts: 1,235
    green_girl said:

    Stone Gossard can crush a coconut with his bare hands.

    after willing the coconut out of the tree.
    Wind this thing up.

  • Treyert14Treyert14 Posts: 924
    The Waiting Trophy Man said:

    Stone is a tv repairman in his spare time. After fixing your tv he will help fold your laundry.

  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard's Discman still works.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard knows everything there is to know about wicker.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Stone Gossard prefers his martini shaken, not stirred
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has been to every Wrestlemania.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Stone Gossard gets change back from a penny
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,821
    The Waiting Trophy Man said:

    Stone Gossard has been to every Wrestlemania.

    Obviously. However, his monster truck show obsession is his own little personal secret. Shhhh.....
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    Stone Gossard has never gotten a knot in his shoe laces.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Stone Gossard can get a good campfire going with a single match.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard can pitch a tent simply by strumming a chord or two.
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Stone Gossard speaks 37 languages.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Stone Gossard doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard can land an airplane with nothing more than a Gibson in his hands.
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    With one sweep of his hand, Stone Gossard cured Wesley Willis.

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  • jjflashjjflash Posts: 4,957
    owns more than 165 patents and invented the color blue.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Stone Gossard's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard is an official measurement of seismic activity
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  • oysterjaroysterjar Posts: 1,235
    Landed on the moon and wrote songs about it to document it.
    Wind this thing up.

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard knows everything there is to know about gourmet fudge-making.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard is the hand of the king from Mr.Rogers Neighborhood.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a pet koala bear.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can help you with your interpersonal communication skills.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard is the quicker picker upper
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the original "Nature Boy."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,821
    Stone Gossard is going to spin his coke ten.
    5/3/92 Omaha, NE
    6/19/95 Red Rocks
    9/11/98 MSG
    11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
    7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
    10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
    9/26/15 NYC Global Citizen
    4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
    4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
    9/2/18 Fenway 1 9/4/2018 Fenway 2
    9/18/21 Asbury Park
    2/4/22 EV Earthlings NYC 2/6/22 EV Earthlings Newark 9/11/22 MSG 9/14/22 Camden
    9/3/24 MSG 1 9/4/24 MSG 2 9/7/24 Philly 1 9/9/24 Philly 2
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard doesn't keep sealed records laying around.
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  • oysterjaroysterjar Posts: 1,235
    Has all the studio albums coke colored, and Lost Dogs is corona bottle colored.
    Wind this thing up.

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is close personal friends with Captain America.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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