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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard has just finished installing Bigsby vibratos on all his guitars, including his acoustics.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,503
    acr1 wrote:
    BF25394 wrote:
    Stone Gossard comes on like a Stone, but you don't where from he was thrown.


    GOOD ONE!!! :mrgreen:

    It would have been even better if I hadn't left out the word "know" (which I have now fixed in the original post-- call me "The Fixer").
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • It_Wasnt_My_SurfaceIt_Wasnt_My_Surface Posts: 851
    Stone Gossard actually wrote The Notebook. Nicholas Sparks is his pen name. That man you think is Nicholas Sparks is really just a man that Stone met in a coffee shop.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    It_Wasnt_My_Surface wrote:
    Stone Gossard actually wrote The Notebook. Nicholas Sparks is his pen name. That man you think is Nicholas Sparks is really just a man that Stone met in a coffee shop.
    if this is true, next time I see Stone he is getting the old knuckle sandwich for unleashing that hell upon the earth..

    watching the Notebook is very similar to decorating your house.. women love it, men think its a huge waste of time

    Stone Gossard hears where I am coming from and denies all involvement in the Notebbok
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  • BF25394BF25394 Posts: 4,503
    Caveeze wrote:
    It_Wasnt_My_Surface wrote:
    Stone Gossard actually wrote The Notebook. Nicholas Sparks is his pen name. That man you think is Nicholas Sparks is really just a man that Stone met in a coffee shop.
    if this is true, next time I see Stone he is getting the old knuckle sandwich for unleashing that hell upon the earth..

    watching the Notebook is very similar to decorating your house.. women love it, men think its a huge waste of time

    Stone Gossard hears where I am coming from and denies all involvement in the Notebbok

    The Notebook is wonderful.

    -- A Man
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is getting gossbumps about the release of the new bootlegs.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard was potty trained at 3 months.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    stone gossard eats fruit without washing it first.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard makes up for lost time by never losing time in the first place.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • aennilaennil Posts: 415
    BF25394 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    It_Wasnt_My_Surface wrote:
    Stone Gossard actually wrote The Notebook. Nicholas Sparks is his pen name. That man you think is Nicholas Sparks is really just a man that Stone met in a coffee shop.
    if this is true, next time I see Stone he is getting the old knuckle sandwich for unleashing that hell upon the earth..

    watching the Notebook is very similar to decorating your house.. women love it, men think its a huge waste of time

    Stone Gossard hears where I am coming from and denies all involvement in the Notebbok

    The Notebook is wonderful.

    -- A Man

    different opinions apparently....
    -from a female, who has no intention of watching The Notebook ever again, but looooves to redecorate the house from time to time :D
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is the one spilling all the "obscure facts" on The Porch.
  • RVM1978RVM1978 Posts: 320
    Stone Gossard is the reason we're all here on the forum. He wrote the demo. No demo. No Pearl Jam.
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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard ate so much yesterday, he's changed his name to Stuffed Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    "............"

    Stone knows what it means.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard thinks that Black Friday is named after the song, Black, which is awesome, because Stone Gossard wrote it.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,720
    Stone Gossard did not fire anyone
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard has been invited to 75 holiday parties this year.
  • achardingacharding Posts: 359
    green_girl wrote:
    Stone Gossard has been invited to 75 holiday parties this year.

    76
  • narnianarnia Posts: 635
    Keeps a disgustingly dirty faded PJ mug in his kitchen closet! :lol::lol::lol:
    I escaped it...a life wasted...I'm never going back again
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard must work harder than everyone else because, it's not easy being Stone Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • achardingacharding Posts: 359
    Every time Stone Gossard's phone rings, an angel gets their wings
  • looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    The three wisemen brought their gifts of Frankincense, gold, and Stone Gossard.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone is the elf on your shelf.
  • looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard is tickled pink when receiving sticks and stones.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    On the first day of Christmas, Stone Gossard gave to me...

    A song called "In My Tree".
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • AdamTheBaddunAdamTheBaddun Posts: 14
    Stone Gossard is what Willis was talkin' bout
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  • AdamTheBaddunAdamTheBaddun Posts: 14
    Stone Gossard invented the ring-binder
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  • looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    AdamTheBaddun wrote:
    Stone Gossard is what Willis was talkin' bout

    :D
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • achardingacharding Posts: 359
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 wrote:
    On the first day of Christmas, Stone Gossard gave to me...

    A song called "In My Tree".

    This could be fun...

    On the second day of Christmas, Stone Gossard gave to me...

    Two solo albums
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    On the second day of Christmas, Stone Gossard gave to me...

    Two solo albums,
    and
    A song called "In My Tree".
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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