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  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    edited April 2014
    Stone Gossard is chairman of the National Newt and Salamander Conservation Program for Young Adults.
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard had a part to play in developing the Wookiepedia
    www.cluthelee.com
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard wishes he was the full moon shining off your Prius' hood.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone Gossard wears spurs on his Toms.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has impeccable table manners.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    Stone Gossard created the spork.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Stone Gossard makes Crystal Gayle's brown eyes blue.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a yellow belt in Karate.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard leaves everything to the imagination.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard sets his watch according to the world clock. He checks it on a daily basis to ensure accuracy.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • oysterjaroysterjar Posts: 1,235
    Stone Gossard is the immovable force and the unstoppable object.
    Wind this thing up.

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a pet unicorn.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never had a cavity.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,932
    Stone Gossard likes to swim in green rivers.
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,821
    Stone Gossard thought up this whole "odds" thing
    5/3/92 Omaha, NE
    6/19/95 Red Rocks
    9/11/98 MSG
    11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
    7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
    10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
    9/26/15 NYC Global Citizen
    4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
    4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
    9/2/18 Fenway 1 9/4/2018 Fenway 2
    9/18/21 Asbury Park
    2/4/22 EV Earthlings NYC 2/6/22 EV Earthlings Newark 9/11/22 MSG 9/14/22 Camden
    9/3/24 MSG 1 9/4/24 MSG 2 9/7/24 Philly 1 9/9/24 Philly 2
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard can enter as many shows as his #1 choice as he wants and wins all of them.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    Stone Gossard still has a trophy for perfect attendance in the 2nd grade.
  • stonevsstonevs Posts: 64
    Stone Gossard is alive, but feels absolutely nothing, so is he?
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    ^^ LOL those last 2
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard invented cargo pants.
  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Stone Gossard invented cheese in a can
  • GeoScottGeoScott Posts: 151
    Stone Gossard violates the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard...still space calls his name.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can communicate wih squirrels, telepathically.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Treyert14Treyert14 Posts: 924
    Stone Gossard beat Chuck Norris in a kickboxing match.. Twice..
  • EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,932
    Stoner taught Kevin Costner how to dance with wolfs.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is Trader Joe.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never lost at online Battleship.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard was always the teacher's pet.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • joseph33joseph33 Posts: 1,247
    Doc Brown stole Stone's invention of the flux capacitor and took the credit.
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