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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard. Enough said. 8-)



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3tw_vPML0A
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    For a goof, Stone Gossard changed the name of the song, Severed Hand, to "Severed Head" on the Amsterdam bootleg.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    The clock on Stone Gossard's VCR still blinks 12:00
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can run backwards, uphill, really really fast.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard invented Nikola Tesla.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard's skeleton is fused with awesomantium.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard is voting for himself this election.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard has changed his name to Stone Doggie Dogg.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard...a man who needs no introduction.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is changing his name to Sharky Tiburon.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is questioning his education.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard can sing Bohemian Rhapsody in one breath while playing guitar.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard makes mountains out of mole hills.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard has 11 pairs of suede shoes.
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    Stone Gossard does it Gangnam Style.
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is a himself's throw away from about the fifth or sixth row during any Pearl Jam concert.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard changes colors in the fall.

    Stone always looks forward to this time of year.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard says I should get a Twitter account.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Next time on Shark Week: "Stone Gossard Bites the Fukk Out of Sharks."
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Little known fact: "Grunge" officially ended when Stone Gossard cut off his pony tail and threw away his scrunchie.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard has a strict vegan diet, meaning he only eats vegans.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard looks at life from both sides now.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is recording a new version of "Run's House" with Run DMC.
    The lyrics are now: "WHO'S HOUSE??? STONE'S HOUSE!!!!"
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stones favorite cartoon is Tom and Jerry. He especially likes it when spikes the dog punches tom.
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    Stone Gossard bought the last box of twinkies.
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • Lost In OhioLost In Ohio Posts: 6,910
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns a platypus.

    Stone Gossard is the Walrus.
    Presidential Advice from President-Elect Mike McCready: "Are you getting something out of this all encompassing trip?"
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone makes it easier for u to breathe on humid days.
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Stone is the tapeworm
    In the bottle of cheap tequila
    That comes alive at night
    And sneaks up
    And bites your nipple.
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard was the inspiration for the first-aid fabric, "gauze"; ...The manufacture likened the bandage to Gossard's style of playing "thin and translucent ~ with a loose open weave"

    Because of rampant widespread mispronunciation, the name was later changed from the original "goss" before production of the packaging for "gauze" began.

    ...true story not at all
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