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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard always sticks his landing.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can save 20% off at store.barackobama.com tonight with the promo code "2008."
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    When Stone Gossard sings, "Don't Gimme No Lip"...he means it.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    paysonitespaysonites The Rim Country Posts: 1,150
    When Stone Gossard ran for president he caught him.
    John and Shawna
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard is Dirty Franking his way to Montana
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can steal cable tv using only his mind.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard draws cartoons for the New Yorker in his spare time.
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    fifefife Posts: 3,327
    After hearing Big Pimpin from Jay-Z Stone quit Pearl Jam thinking that there was nothing left to say of any importance
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard swings from a higher tree than you, me, and all of Kentucky.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard loves you thiiiiiis much.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard teaches 8th grade music classes as a man named Notes Assgord.
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    looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard landed on Mars light years before Curiosity.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone likes to go to art museums and name untitled paintings.
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    looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard poses for nude paintings fully clothed.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard has viewed this meme one million times:

    http://mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr.com/
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Before he spoke his first word, Stone Gossard played his first chord.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard isn't worried about his carbon footprint, as his Stone footprint is known to combat global warming.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard CAN imagine no possessions.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    In case of emergency, break glass for Stone Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard has #mandals in 4 different colors and 3 different textures.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    the only reason god rested on the 7th day is because Stone allowed it.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard invented "air quotes."
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is getting just a little tired of hearing, "No, really, man. What's your real name?"
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard is the E in E=mc2.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can touch the base of his back with his tongue.
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can touch the base of his back with his tongue.

    ...and, whistle any song on demand, at the same time.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,490
    Stone Gossard wants to play to Seattle show
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    LA98LA98 Posts: 256
    Stone Gossard can't wait to play Oceans for the opener at Made in America.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can milk a honey badger.
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    green_girl wrote:
    Stone Gossard can milk a honey badger.

    Stone Gossard doesn't give a shit...he just takes what he wants
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