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  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard's favorite thing is to have the band reenact the "streaking" scene from the movie "Old School." Of course, he never plays Will Farrell's character; he's always Snoop Dogg.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    The last time Stone visited the Vatican, he took the popes confession.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    The last time Stone visited the Vatican, he took the popes confession.


    :lol:
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Similar to the set lists that Pearl Jam play, Stone Gossard has never eaten the same meal more than once.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    At any given time, there is a 50/50 chance that Stone is banging your sister.
  • deserteddotsedeserteddotse Posts: 1,276
    Stone personally came and delivered my 2011 fanclub single today!
    Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the Universe...
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gets Subway delivered to his house.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Before Stone Gossard's time, there was no time like the present.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard knows Bo.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Jesus follows Stone on twitter.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Throughout the world, in every language imaginable, you can hear someone, on the average of every five minutes, saying, "I wonder what Stone Gossard would do?"
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard owns you in the board game Risk.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard lounges around the house in a Jedi Knight bathrobe he found on www.thinkgeek.com
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone can make a snowman out of rain.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has read every book written about jelly fish.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone uses sharks teeth that he personally pulls from live sharks for guitar picks.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard owns all 8 seasons of Who's the Boss, on blu-ray.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone co-wrote and choreographed gangnam style.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard says Uranus always gives him a warm and cozy welcome.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is hosting the Oscars this year.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is negotiating a peace agreement between salmon and bears.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    green_girl wrote:
    Stone Gossard is negotiating a peace agreement between salmon and bears.

    I love this.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    green_girl wrote:
    Stone Gossard is negotiating a peace agreement between salmon and bears.

    I'd be more impressed if he negotiated a peace agreement between Packers and Bears.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    In Single Video Theory, Stone Gossard lied to Ed when he said he couldn't get to an E -bow.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    In Single Video Theory, Stone Gossard lied to Ed when he said he couldn't get to an E -bow.

    :clap::lol::clap::lol:
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    :mrgreen:

    Stone Gossard speaks droid.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard scrambled is Darns Stooges
  • electronblueelectronblue Posts: 3,460
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    In Single Video Theory, Stone Gossard lied to Ed when he said he couldn't get to an E -bow.

    recently watched SVT again, and
    this post made me bust out laughing!!

    :lol:
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    After much thought and noting it was worth a try, even Stone Gossard concedes that the PJ Live Chat application is a complete waste of time.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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