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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
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  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    In his spare time, Stone Gossard does the voice of Perry the Platypus.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns a platypus.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    In case of emergency, hang up, and call Stone Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard works harder than James Brown.
  • CosmoCramerCosmoCramer Posts: 571
    Bigfoot takes pictures of him.
    Indy 2000
    St. Louis 2000
    Champaign 2003
    Indy 2003
    St. Louis 2004
    Cincinnati 2006
    Indy 2010
    Hampton 2016
    Lexington 2016
    EV Bourbon and Beyond 2017
    Chicago N1 2018
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    Nashville 2022
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    Chicago N1 2023
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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is the bee's knees.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is in Cooperstown today.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    NASA has Stone Gossard on speed dial.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite gem is the Gossard Stone.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard once ran a marathon just because it was on his way.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    When Stone Gossard drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard has won the lifetime achievement award…twice.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard has perfect diction, even under water.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    green_girl wrote:
    When baby Stone was born, the doctors hi-fived each other and exclaimed, "Fukk yeah, it's Stone Gossard!"

    This one is awesome! :lol::lol:
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows this thread will get to 500 pages for his birthday.

    Stone Gossard cleverly did not indicate which birthday
  • looloolooloolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard doesn't need to light the candles on his birthday cake, as they spontaneously combust in his presence.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can squeeze water from a stone.
  • rushtosrushtos Posts: 6
    Stone Gossard IS the Higgs Boson.
    Manchester 21/06/2012, Manchester 28/07/2012 (EV)
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard plays the vuvuzela.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be in Cooperston, NY tomorrow.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was not in Cooperstown today.
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