Stone Gossard...

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  • Viva La Weiner
    Viva La Weiner Posts: 284
    Stone Gossard starts off strong and finishes smooth.
  • tremors
    tremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard

    Reads Songs To
    Goad Stress On
    Drags Notes So.....

    Sadness Go Rot
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard gives random women pearl necklaces. ...he says it's because of his natural over abundance of pearl jam.
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard gives random women pearl necklaces. ...he says it's because of his natural over abundance of pearl jam.
    :shock: ;)

    Stone Gossard makes his own toothpicks from pine trees he chops down in the Great Northwest!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard can juggle between 3 and 7 bowling balls. ...Tim asked him on PJ Radio for me, but Stone declined to comment on the exact number.
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  • nothingman7475
    nothingman7475 Posts: 19
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Stone Gossard is both a prostitute and a pimp. Shows what Jack White knows...
    :lol: Awesome
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard turned down the starring role on Walker, Texas Ranger because he thought it was "too girly".
  • Hinn
    Hinn Posts: 1,517
    This thread is like what Jeremy Clarkson does on Top Gear when introducing The Stig.

    Wait... something's been bugging me since the last one unmasked himself.

    Stone is The Stig!
    115 bucks for half a haircut by a novice? I want my money back!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard fought the law and he won.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's cellphone ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katie Perry.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard bites his nails because there is not a substance hard enough on Earth to file them down.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard hands out small canning jars of pickled turnips on his birthday.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard hands out small canning jars of pickled turnips on his birthday.


    Stone Gossard always gives due to the creator of the greatest thread on this forum known to man. :clap:
  • Jeremys Spoken
    Jeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    Stone Gossard knows the recipe to Anglo Saxon Soup.
    2008 - MSG 6/24-6/25
    2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
    2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
    2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
    2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
    2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
    2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2



  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has the lyrics to Mankind tattooed on his back.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard taught Chuck Norris karate.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard was his own father.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard was his own father.


    Stone Gossard is not a motherfucker.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is slightly cooler than absolute zero.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a built-in internal camera and takes pictures by blinking.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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