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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard actually weaves his own toilet paper from the hair of fallen angels.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard actually weaves his own toilet paper from the hair of fallen angels.

    but only uses one square. Stone Gossard is, afterall, kind to the earth.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard wept when 2pac was shot. After three days of living in complete darkness and depression, Stone went into complete denial and presently believes 2pac is alive and well, still livin' tha struggle.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard cleans his bathrroms every two weeks.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can tell when you have been bad.
  • kelly1978kelly1978 Posts: 18
    outontheporch wrote:
    Stone Gossard punched a blind man in the face and told him he ran into something.

    I laughed so hard, I cried!! Holy shit :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can make expired milk turn fresh again.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has trained one of his dogs to walk like a human.

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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard met a Sao Paolo friend of mine and took out a 2R$ note, signed it and gave it to her. He's awesome. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard eats Wheetbix with honey every morning.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can alter the stock market with one transaction.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is even more Badass than the Honey Badger.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard was the one who called up J.C. Petit from the minors.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywv_JCy ... sponse_rev
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Stone Gossard was the one who called up J.C. Petit from the minors.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywv_JCy ... sponse_rev


    Stone Gossard just laughed his ass off again....poke check. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Stone Gossard was the one who called up J.C. Petit from the minors.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywv_JCy ... sponse_rev


    Stone Gossard just laughed his ass off again....poke check. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    SENSATIONELLE!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard likes to put on his nicest suit and dance in the mirror to Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard can put his amp up to 12, but today he leaves it at 11 to honor Nigel Tufnel.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard rarely leads guests down to his basement and exclaims... Oh look, a glass cabinet full of Spice Girls memorabilia. :o
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite fabric is felt.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is the head of his neighborhood block watch.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite date is 11/11/11.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is pure awesome. He really is. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DreamOfAngelsDreamOfAngels Posts: 829
    I met a young man from LA last week, maybe 17 yrs. old. Plays guitar and sings. Has hair cut like Stone and wears glasses. Awesome voice and great guitar player. He has to be Stone's relative - amazing. I told him how great his voice was when he was finished and then told him he reminded me of Stone. He said thank you and then paused... Stone's name sounded familiar but he couldn't place him...! Oh my... Look him up - Pearl Jam. That's a compliment young son!
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    What Stone Gossard knows today might kill us all tomorrow.
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    Stone Gossard was on the Tosh show

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mqQzzLkqnxs
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard has an alter ego known as Mac Dawg. He puts out cassette tapes he records in his basement bathroom and sells them out of the trunk of his Prius.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • JohnnyguitarwatsonJohnnyguitarwatson Posts: 296
    Stone gossard allowed moses to part the red sea.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be appearing on the Celebrity Apprectice this season at Donald Trump's personal request.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard rocks the electric slide at weddings. If he's been drinking he'll bust out one hell of a Carlton.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard levitates when he plays his guitar.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
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