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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard invented this:

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented corduroy.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard invented THE corduroy jacket he bought Ed.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    When Stone Gossard was born he had a full head of hair and the music for Alive written on his hand.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard tutors me on my Spanish homework.
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    And Stone Gossard was like, "Yeah...okay."
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    stone gossard doesnt need to learn how to use ebay, he hires a minion to use it for him
  • KimbaKimba Posts: 54
    No stress, a God.


    (scramble)
    "We were but stones, your light made us stars"
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Kimba wrote:
    No stress, a God.


    (scramble)
    nice! :thumbup:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    stoner ass god

    (scramble)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can change the weather with one phone call.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard requests Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice at every wedding he is in attendance at.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTH2fDzyqOM
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard likes to change socks before the 1st Encore but sometimes forgets.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard subsidized the "Any $5 Regular Footlong This Anytober" at Subway not only for our enjoyment, but also so the company wouldn't lose money.
  • BRAINISDEEPBRAINISDEEP Posts: 32
    Stone Gossard wants the world to know that he is coming . . . to take over the world; a plethora of delights a fruit salad componuim of delights. :D
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is the greatest boxer that ever lived.
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!!!!!
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is not insane in the brain.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard just tossed that ham in the fryin' pan!



    ...I have that Cypress Hill song in my mind... :? Sorry...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    edited October 2011
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is not insane in the brain.

    Apparently, he is. :lol::lol::lol:

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    EDIT: Had to fix the link.
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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard is secretly composing an opera. The working title is Cosi fan Gossard and the libretto will be written in Gossardian by himself. It will consist of three main acts and two sub acts. The musical style is based upon classical pieces by Mozart, but it will soleley be played on guitars.
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  • belinda27belinda27 Posts: 731
    some say Stone Gossard is the real stig
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is powered by a 5.7L V8 motor.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats at least one dill pickle every day.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard eats at least one dill pickle every day.
    He also eats one cucumber and can precisely determine the vinegar content of the pickle
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is the next contestant on The Price is Right.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can cut glass with his fingernail.
  • CosmoCramerCosmoCramer Posts: 571
    Stone Gossard needs to wash that damn coffee cup.
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  • JohnnyguitarwatsonJohnnyguitarwatson Posts: 296
    Stone Gossard kills a communist for fun. For a green card ? He carves 'em up real nice. :shock:
  • CosmoCramerCosmoCramer Posts: 571
    Oh yeah, according to this, Stones name is Steve.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pearl-Jam-Steve ... 2568c218d8
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    St. Louis 2000
    Champaign 2003
    Indy 2003
    St. Louis 2004
    Cincinnati 2006
    Indy 2010
    Hampton 2016
    Lexington 2016
    EV Bourbon and Beyond 2017
    Chicago N1 2018
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    Nashville 2022
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    Chicago N1 2023
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