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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a mod on this forum.

    DS1119 is probably right. Oh wait... :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard can sing Mankind in Portuguese. Perhaps he will on Thursday.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is Analog.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is all frequencies.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Every night before bed, Stone Gossard has somebody massage him down in almond milk.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Every night before bed, Stone Gossard has somebody massage him down in almond milk.
    and by somebody, you mean Boom Gaspar
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard wears superhero footie pajamas to bed every night.
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard runs across the beach at top speed, butt naked, and screaming at the top of his lungs most sunday nights.. then misses his flight...
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard can miss his flights because he can run really really fast as demonstrated by his naked sunday night beach runs. He was runnin....
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard can sweet talk a white lipped Southwest employee into letting him sit in the bulkhead seat and giving him free heinekens and a 100 dollars
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Every night before bed, Stone Gossard has somebody massage him down in almond milk.
    and by somebody, you mean Boom Gaspar

    Exactly.

    Every time Stone Gossard walks by a woman with a nice rack, he exclaims, "Nom, nom, nom!" Stone has had his teeth knocked out twice because of this- one of those times by a crazy bag lady living on the streets. Ironically, she is the homeless person that is the subject of Evenflow.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard can make his segway go 153 miles per hour, even though segways max out at 12.
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Stone Gossard can make his segway go 153 miles per hour, even though segways max out at 12.
    Stone Gossard does not wear a helmet whilst riding his segway. he wears knee pads.. so that in the event of a crash, he pulls off yet another dirty dancing move flawlessly
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Stone Gossard can make his segway go 153 miles per hour, even though segways max out at 12.
    Stone Gossard does not wear a helmet whilst riding his segway. he wears knee pads.. so that in the event of a crash, he pulls off yet another dirty dancing move flawlessly

    :lol::lol:

    Stone Gossard only wears clothes that snap. Stone Gossard does not button.
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard likes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as a midnight snack.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard hand makes all of his holiday gifts. This year everyone is getting moccasins.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Stone Gossard hand makes all of his holiday gifts. This year everyone is getting memories

    fixed ;)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is a master scrap-booker. He has a frequent buyer card at Michaels.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats a whole box of Fruity Pebbles every morning.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard eats a whole box of Fruity Pebbles every morning.

    Then, Stone Gossard enters into a subsequent sugar coma until around noon.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard makes bathtub gin in his basement.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can figure the best way out of a bad situation.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard can sing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life with his toothbrush in his mouth. He does so every morning.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
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    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • CosmoCramerCosmoCramer Posts: 571
    Stone can roll one with one hand.
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  • drinkbigredinsteaddrinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Stone Gossard has promised the 'south' a 2012 tour.

    :clap::clap::clap:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard knows that you always empty the sewage tank before the gray water tank in your camping trailer.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard made his own furniture.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard is a collector of unlimited merch. He has stored it all in a warehouse that looks like the Titty Twister from behind, cause he started collecting in the 1940's (he had someone getting stuff for him back then) and there is just not enough room for his collection in his basement.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    CosmoCramer wrote:
    Stone can roll one with one hand.

    useful when driving.....
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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