Stone Gossard...

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard will never develop man-boobs.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will never develop boobs, man.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will never develop boobs, man.
    Stone Gossard causes boobs to develop, man.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard goes to the grocery store, he flushes pink and chirps excitedly when he finds the butter is on sale 2 pounds for $ 6.49
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard doesn't take sugar in his tea -- he's sweet enough.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    edited July 2011
    Stone Gossard likes frosted flakes, but frosted flakes like Stone Gossard even more.
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once ate an entire bag of twizzlers and then washed it down with a big glass of warm buttermilk.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never had a single piece of lint in his belly button.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I was late for work today -- Stone Gossard farted in the elevator and I just wanted to enjoy it.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has two left feet...and five right ones.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard doesn't have to water his plants -- his presence is all they need.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    I was late for work today -- Stone Gossard farted in the elevator and I just wanted to enjoy it.
    Niiice one!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard gives the sun Stoneburn.
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard never sleeps, he just closes his eyes for 8 to 10 hours.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is responsible for keeping the price of Ranier cherries so high.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is thereal author of "Go the F**k to Sleep"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once had a fleeting glimpse. He turned to look, and it was there. He got a good look at it.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • TunnelThroughDenial
    TunnelThroughDenial Posts: 769
    Stone Gossard is a food alchemist and can turn yellow mustard into dijon mustard
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has the ability to make anyone twiddle their thumbs.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard named all of his children George Foreman.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
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