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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can win the lottery at will.
  • CosmoCramerCosmoCramer Posts: 571
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can win the lottery at will.


    Stone knows the numbers before they are pulled out.
    Indy 2000
    St. Louis 2000
    Champaign 2003
    Indy 2003
    St. Louis 2004
    Cincinnati 2006
    Indy 2010
    Hampton 2016
    Lexington 2016
    EV Bourbon and Beyond 2017
    Chicago N1 2018
    Chicago N2 2018
    Nashville 2022
    St Louis 2022
    Oklahoma City 2022
    Denver 2022
    Chicago N1 2023
    Chicago N2 2023
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Once, Stone Gossard used his nipples as the "jaws of life" to cut a man out of his car, after being trapped after an automobile accident.
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard has his own time zone. If you are near him add 1 hour and 12 minutes.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was actually invited to The Last Supper. He got drunk and tried to fight Jesus. Stone won.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard was actually invited to The Last Supper. He got drunk and tried to fight Jesus. Stone won.

    :lol:
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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  • Made of StarsMade of Stars Posts: 185
    Stone Gossard asked if he could borrow my PJ20 Deluxe Blu-Ray DVDs. Evidently, he did not realize that Limited Edition applied to him as well.
    Be kind whenever possible.
    It is always possible.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard holds the patent for the zipper.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was the original braider of real life Pocahontas's hair.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard discovered termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard Thinks "Tell All The People" is the very worst Doors song
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard when combined with blue makes green.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard when combined with blue makes green.
    Stone Gossard isn't yella!!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is friends with Albert Camus.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • KimbaKimba Posts: 54
    Stone Gossard was Commissioner Gordan's first choice to receive the Bat Signal.
    "We were but stones, your light made us stars"
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is the choreographer behind dances such as the electric slide, the running man, the roger rabbit, the macarena, and the butt. ahh sexy sexy.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard still uses a wooden hockey stick
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard drinks hot sauce in the sauna and still doesn't sweat.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard knew I was going to write this before I even did...
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard keeps a kitten in his pocket.. Because "ya never know"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Stone Gossard keeps a kitten in his pocket.. Because "ya never know"

    :lol::lol:

    Stone Gossard got a new dishwasher.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • eddies mateeddies mate Posts: 342
    stone gossard applies for jobs just so when he is told he was successful he says "ah its just not what i am after at this time in my life"
    and love ..... wish the world would go again with love , one cant seem to have enough.........
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard is the guy behind the guy..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    stone gossard was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    stone gossard is getting his degree at simplenewcollege.com.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard is the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented toast.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    if stone wasnt so great and merciful, he would make sure mankind would be performed at every show.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    When Stone Gossard finds a sick pigeon he takes it home and nurses it back to health. Then writes a song about it.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a mod on this forum.
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