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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is always within 50 miles of any destination on earth, no matter where he is.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard's amplifier goes up to 12.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    However fast you approach Stone Gossard, Stone Gossard is always accelerating away from you at a constant speed
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard finds a home for the fish that John West rejects
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    In Nordic countries the equator is called the Stone Gossard.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    At the dining table Stone Gossard always makes sure he is the last to start eating
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • bignumptybignumpty Posts: 139
    Stone Gossard has just been offered a job with the US Postal Service.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard bought the Thighmaster because he had a major crush on Suzanne Somers during Three's Company. He can now crush a cantaloupe between his thighs.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can sit in a full bathtub of water with a toaster plugged in and it would do nothing.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard eats his steak with ketchup.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard is the inspiration behind the song Johnny guitar.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has donated thousands to IHP in extensive scientific research to create the perfect pancake.
    "The BIG Gossard"
    John and Shawna
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard was once bitten by a snake......the snake died !
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    In the late '80s, Stone Gossard worked as a male escort in the Seattle area, going by the name Miles Long.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard can sit in the corner of a circular room.
    John and Shawna
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard is the reason why I get up in the morning.
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    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard lives in his own time zone, SGT(Stone Gossard Time).
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone is the original G
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard eats his steak with ketchup.


    Stone Gossard agrees with this post. :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard told Cher he can turn back time.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    stone gossard can play offensive line for da bears
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard's signature on his sent e-mails is:

    Gossard, Stone
    Musician
    iF u dOnt gIve A daMn, We doNt gIve a f*Ck *


    *a line taken from a song in his top 50 favorites- DAMN! by Youngbloodz
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard discovered sarcasm at the age of 19... (and yes Jeff DID want to punch him! :lol: )
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard's favorite number is 42...as he is the answer to Everything.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard has just opened his own 900# psychic line. $3.99 per minute..... ask him anything.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard wears toe sox with his Birkenstocks.

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    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard lets his babies grow up to be cowboys
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is Godfather of the Amish Haircutting Gangstas.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • ONCE DEVIDEDONCE DEVIDED Posts: 1,131
    Stone Gossard id so damn polite he asks if its ok to say Goddam
    5.10 in
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQnWGjQ ... re=related
    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard prefers 11:00 am to 3:30 pm
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