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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can shoot a rubber band over 1700 feet.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard makes the best birthday cakes. Ever. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard learns everything through osmosis. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has "The Change" this country is looking for.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a secret shopper for McDonalds.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard knows what's behind Victoria's Secret.
    John and Shawna
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard is fluent in English, French, Japanese, Klingon and Binary.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    edited October 2011
    Stone Gossard is the reason for the season
    Post edited by paysonites on
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never lost a game of 8 ball in his life.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone G. is not responsible for the Oh My Gossard Movement that will be revealing themselves in 2012
    John and Shawna
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard can find a needle in a hay-stack
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    According to the solar theory, Stone Gossard is the disk of the sun that rises every day in the east and then sinks into the west.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • drinkbigredinsteaddrinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Stone Gossard knows what words rhyme with Orange and wrote a song about it.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will cut your lawn if you ask him nicely.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard's car is fueled by the dreams of children.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard's electricity is created by children's laughter. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • drinkbigredinsteaddrinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Stone Gossard is where the magic happens
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard is the hip, hop, the hippie - the hippie to the hip hip-hop and you don't stop the rock it to the bang-bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard turned down the job of hosting Cash Cab.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard's car is fueled by the dreams of children.

    :lol: :thumbup:
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  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard is so cool he can freeze the balls off a brass monkey !
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Matt of Tassie wrote:
    Stone Gossard is so cool he can freeze the balls off a brass monkey !

    That funky monkey!! 8-)
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    edited October 2011
    Stone Gossard's mug does not care that it's dirty...


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    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite color is blue.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard's favorite color is blue.

    :shock: So is mine!!! 8-):lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    The Queen of England curtsied to and kissed his hand when she met Stone Gossard.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    For Halloween, Stone Gossard hands out home-made pumpkin pies as treats.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard knows every word to Dr. Dre's The Chronic and The Chronic 2001.
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard would take me out for a wonderful night of karaoke if I ever made it to San Francisco.. bet!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard once whittled a working iPod (pre-loaded with Weird Al's entire discography) out of cedar.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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