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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard makes his own cherry cola.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Once a year, Stone Gossard travels to Disney World and dresses as a different character to walk around the theme park as. Sometimes, when he gets bored, he'll say-just loud enough for them to hear- "I'm a fuck you up" to adults as they walk past.
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard has the most difficult time deciding between Diet Cherry 7 Up and Diet Cranberry Ginger Ale.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can open any safe.
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard has mastered and is now teaching a course on communicating by using sonic pings, so that everyone, not just he, will have the opportunity to enjoy a lively conversation with the dolphins.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard signed my White Backspacer Vinyl in crayon.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite game show is Deal or No Deal.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard just cut his hair the same style Demi Moore had in 'Ghost.'
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard corrects other people's refrigerator magnets
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard makes his own candles and sells them for a dollar at New York Thruway rest stops.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is the cornerstonegossard.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard shotguns Easy Cheese.

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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can tell you a thing or two.
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard knows what you did last summer.
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard provides closed captioning for his local news station.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can touch the tip of his nose with his tongue.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's glasses can zoom in and out as well as take and store pictures.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard is recycling all his old gallon wine bottles by creating beautiful decoupage lamps. He sells them on ebay for little to no profit....it truly makes him feel all cozy inside.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard is stressing over whether to keep his old horsehair paint brushes or break down and purchase the new synthetic type. Cuz either way, its just not right.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard has retired his favorite plaid pants, but he still wears them on Sunday mornings to go out and pick up the paper and some decaf.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard only once and never ever again uttered the phrase 'people who live in glass houses should not throw stones" because it made him feel as if he was bragging just a bit.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard really wants to thank Mike from the bottom of his heart (NOT!)for revealing to the world, and especially to Jeff, that he once blatantly remarked, "F**K Jeff Ament!" He'd really like to call Mike out on this one, but figures that Mike would just probably say something like "hey, it is what it is, man...lighten up Gossard", and that would just make things even more frustrating.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once wrote a novel in Morse Code.
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard has anonymously signed onto the "Stonies' Ponies" group on Facebook because he just has to know, once and for all, what all this really means.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard built his own house by himself.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard steam cleans his carpets every Saturday morning.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard steam cleans his carpets every Saturday morning.

    after drinking a glass of milk
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard's great great great grandfather, Thaddeus Bartholomew Gossard, was Abraham Lincoln's first choice for Vice President, but turned down the post after he found out duck walking was not allowed inside the White House.

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    :lol:
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can drain a pool with a straw.
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