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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is moving to Canada just so he can have Thanksgiving 6 weeks early.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • prljamgirlprljamgirl Posts: 602
    Stone Gossard put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, he also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.....
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a double-dipper.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • awesomeroosterawesomerooster Posts: 170
    Only Stone Gossard can divide by zero... and the answer is Carpenter Newton.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard has a secret lab underneath his home where he tirelessly works on a vaccine for cooties.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard is the voice over for Freddy the talking flute from HR Puffn Stuf
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has perfect posture.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard has trained a team of monkeys to type out the works of William Shakespeare
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • VeddheddVeddhedd Posts: 98
    Stone Gossard hangs out in the Dairy Queen parking lot on Saturday nights drinking wine coolers.
    2000: Atlanta, GA
    2003: Birmingham, AL
    2010: New Orleans Jazz Fest
    2011: PJ20, Alpine Valley
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once hacked into Warren Buffett's Facebook account and changed his status to "I <3 PENIS".
  • VeddheddVeddhedd Posts: 98
    Stone Gossard auditioned for the lead role in "Footloose".
    2000: Atlanta, GA
    2003: Birmingham, AL
    2010: New Orleans Jazz Fest
    2011: PJ20, Alpine Valley
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is a gold medal winning gymnist.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can play a harmonica under water.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is close personal friends with Kermit the Frog.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Given to...Given to... Posts: 4,994
    Stone Gossard invented the iPhone, as a joke.
    "...would you like some forks?" EV 12-02-06
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard is hosting the 2016 Olympics
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard powers this message board from a bicycle in his basement
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard beat Lance Armstrong in a bicycle race across the United States.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard built the charging station at PJ20.
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard is a pinball wizard
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard makes Brad Pitt question his sexual orientation.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    It's not unusual for Stone Gossard to be loved by anyone.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • eddies mateeddies mate Posts: 342
    stone gossard has a secret compartment in his leg
    and love ..... wish the world would go again with love , one cant seem to have enough.........
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can touch the celing of any room he's standing in.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard assists the US Postal Service during the Christmas period
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard writes children's books in his spare time.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard conducts his own secret weather experiments from his backyard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard invented the Seattle Sling cocktail, he later sold the recipe to a bartender in the Raffles Hotel in Singapore who then changed the name to a Singapore Sling...
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard is #1 on "THE LIST" already established at Chris Cornell's FREE The Star gig tomorrow night, he is nowhere to be seen, allowing him to shit, shower and shave all day then file back into 1st place in line when it suits him...
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    edited October 2011
    Stone Gossard can talk the paint off a wall.
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