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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has the highest IQ ever recorded.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is an amateur astronomer between Tuesday and Thursday.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    prljamgirl wrote:
    Stone Gossard smacks his lips and goes "ahhhhh" after every sip of tea.....

    :lol:
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard broke dancing inventions.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a germaphobe and doesn't like to shake people's hands; that's why he invented the fist-bump.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard won the Miss America Pageant in 1983.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard was found by his parents, lying in a small basket by the banks of Lake Washington
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the man with 2 brains.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard invented Bread...and was the first to slice it.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard offers free duckwalk lessons every Friday afternoon, between 1 and 4 pm.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can fill a car tire like blowing up a balloon.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's oldest son, Cochran, is one of the contestants on Survivor.

    Survivor23x1_04.jpg
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard's oldest son, Cochran, is one of the contestants on Survivor.

    Survivor23x1_04.jpg

    :lol:
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard requires 2 AA batteries not included.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the most trusted man in America.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • eddies mateeddies mate Posts: 342
    stone gossard created brad because pearl jam wasnt "his" band anymore

    "runs and hides"
    and love ..... wish the world would go again with love , one cant seem to have enough.........
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    eddies mate wrote:
    stone gossard created brad because pearl jam wasnt "his" band anymore

    "runs and hides"

    you don't have to run and hide away......it's ok
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • eddies mateeddies mate Posts: 342
    stone is the man , i was just playing

    stone created post it notes to remind him of all his talents
    and love ..... wish the world would go again with love , one cant seem to have enough.........
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard created Brad after a phonecall from George Bush begging him to "spread the love"
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the Walrus.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Author Judy Blume is officially changing the name of her classic pre-teen novel "Are you there God? It's Me Margaret." to "Are you there Stone Gossard? It's Me Margaret."
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has 27 cents in his pocket right now.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard can tie his shoes with one hand.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can take William Shatner.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is Chuck Norris approved.

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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard cancelled the show "Sh*t My Dad Says"- just because he was annoyed with William Shatner's "Priceline Negotiator" commercials.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard cancelled the show "Sh*t My Dad Says"- just because he was annoyed with William Shatner's "Priceline Negotiator" commercials.

    :mrgreen:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never experienced disappointment.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    High up in the Himalayas there is an ancient and isolated monastery where the monks are devoted to studying the writings of Stone Gossard. They prove their willpower by duckwalking across hot coals, and the only words they say are lines from Mankind.

    Monk.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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