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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    conman wrote:
    Stone Gossard doesn't always drink milk, but when he does



    he prefers dos boobies

    :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never had a paper cut.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    When not touring, Stone Gossard prefers to wear his hair in a jerry curl.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard owns more pairs of glasses than Elton John.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard tips 50%.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has his own ice cream bars with his face on them.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard always has change to break a hundred.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard named his car Dora the Explorer, after his favorite cartoon.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard would do "That" thing for love that Meat Loaf won't.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can beat Forest Gump in a ping pong match.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Matt of TassieMatt of Tassie Posts: 72
    Stone Gossard saves the black jelly beans until last
    The world awaits just up the stairs,leave the pain for someone else.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard was in the briefcase...

    Stone2.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • eddies mateeddies mate Posts: 342
    stone gossard thumbs a ride to every pearl jam show just for the thrill of it
    and love ..... wish the world would go again with love , one cant seem to have enough.........
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows what you're doing right now.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard doesn't know the words to Acoustic #1.
  • LoujoeLoujoe Posts: 9,503
    stone plant tree
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can produce enough electricity to power a large city.
  • djsuzdjsuz Posts: 45
    Stone holds the world record for his 1,016lb deadlift beating Benedikt Magnússon. He likes to keep it private.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard cares.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard is a practicing dentist
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard puts everything in his house in alphabetical order. Everything.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard sings Mankind in the shower every morning.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard wears one-piece footed pajamas to bed.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can make mountains out of mole hills.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard was an extra in the Wonder Years
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was his first grade class president.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has artificial intelligence.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    When placed around the perimeter of a building, Stone Gossard's guitar picks bring prosperity and good fortune to the residents
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has artificial intelligence.

    So his middle name is Watson?
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard makes the Fonz look like Urkel.
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