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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a cerified scuba diver, despite his unusual fear of being poked by a swordfish.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was once hospitalized after consuming Sarpa Saipa, a fish that can produce psychotropic effects if the head is eaten. Stone hallucinated for 36 hours.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard breads his own fishsticks.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is a certified vajazzler.
  • eddies mateeddies mate Posts: 342
    stone gossard urinates refreshing orange juice
    and love ..... wish the world would go again with love , one cant seem to have enough.........
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    eddies mate wrote:
    stone gossard urinates refreshing orange juice

    :lol:
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a certified vajazzler.

    :lol::lol::lol: I've heard he has a waitlist. Very sought after. Considered a master of the craft. Revolutionary even.
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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard is responsible for the Arab Spring
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a certified vajazzler.

    :lol::lol::lol: I've heard he has a waitlist. Very sought after. Considered a master of the craft. Revolutionary even.

    :lol::lol: Yeah, I'm actually #99. I broke 100 the other day. I may be able to sneak one or two lucky gals up the list, I know his booker- Boom Gaspar. I'm also thinking about getting a mini PJ20 Day 1 poster vajazzled. YES HE"S THAT GOOD.


    When it rains, God is crying from listening to Stone Gossard's guitar playing in Acoustic #1.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard hand knits Christmas sweaters for everyone he knows and gives them as gifts. I got this one off of Ebay this spring.

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    The camera adds 10 lbs to everyone...everyone that is, except Stone Gossard. He looks 10 lbs lighter and 10 years younger.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Suave.27 wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a certified vajazzler.

    :lol::lol::lol: I've heard he has a waitlist. Very sought after. Considered a master of the craft. Revolutionary even.

    :lol::lol: Yeah, I'm actually #99. I broke 100 the other day. I may be able to sneak one or two lucky gals up the list, I know his booker- Boom Gaspar. I'm also thinking about getting a mini PJ20 Day 1 poster vajazzled. YES HE"S THAT GOOD.

    :lol::lol: Why do I feel inspired? I'm kinda tempted to try it. I think you had me at Boom.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard has no reflection. His reflection is too busy out in the world performing great deeds
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can make anyone cry when he plays an invisible violin, between his fingertips.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is one of the major food groups.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has the world's largest dream catcher hanging above his bed.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a man of the people.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Before starting his music career, Stone Gossard use to tour with Tina Turner as the applicator of lotion and baby oil to her legs before every show.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is pregnant.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard is pregnant.


    :o
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard is pregnant.


    :o

    Lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can chop a tree down with his bare hand.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can turn himself into an inanimate object if he sees someone he doesn't want to talk to.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • spitzdogspitzdog Posts: 86
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard is pregnant.

    This is incorrect, however Stone did once impregnate a female onlooker simply by looking at her, playing a riff from I GOT SHIT and moving his head like a rooster.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard knew that those WERE the droids they were looking for...

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    spitzdog wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard is pregnant.

    This is incorrect, however Stone did once impregnate a female onlooker simply by looking at her, playing a riff from I GOT SHIT and moving his head like a rooster.

    This is fact. My boyfriend's sister's friend's cousin's mother's stepdaughter claims Stone's the father of her child from this exact incident. The child is already playing the sickest rhythm guitar and trying to leave the smallest carbon footprint during its young life.


    Stone Gossard has his own "bat signal". Whenever you see a lit up chess piece in the sky, you know Stone Gossard is near.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can turn water into wine...something Eddie loves.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard won the Miss Black America contest in 1986.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard prefers "The Waitng Trophy Man"'s previous avator.


    I'm just saying...
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard prefers "The Waitng Trophy Man"'s previous avator.


    I'm just saying...

    I changed it back, just for Stone Gossard. Only now it's grey, to make us both happy. :mrgreen:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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