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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is getting ready to release his own line of work out DVDs entitled Sweatin to Stoney G.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard can cure the common cold.. and the uncommon cold..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard cree en la vida después del amor.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard cleans his shower daily.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard eats Captain Crunch with Crunchberries before bed each night. Except when he is on tour- when he is on tour he eats Grape Nuts.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can piss through his eyelids.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can piss through his eyelids.

    :lol::lol::lol:


    Stone Gossard always makes time for telemarketers.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can piss through his eyelids.

    :lol::lol::lol:


    Stone Gossard always makes time for telemarketers.
    Stone Gossard sells things to telemarketers..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard worked as a geek in a carnival. Then he started raising chickens.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard wakes up every morning just to make sure the Sun is on schedule.
  • ONCE DEVIDEDONCE DEVIDED Posts: 1,131
    Stone Gossard is being kept hidden in an opal mine at lightning ridge
    I am currently pretending to be him
    there are many of us
    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has an extreme passion for smelling good and was set to release his own cologne called "I'm a motherfuckin' G"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is triple jointed.
  • RedMosquito22RedMosquito22 Posts: 8,158
    Stone Gossard has eaten Leatherman's bread.
    Member 164xxx

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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard is Analog
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • iwasthereiwasthere Posts: 511
    I had never opened this thread. I see its been going for 5 years and until 5 minutes ago I had no idea what was inside. So here it goes.....


    Stone Gossard wishes that Tony's frozen pizza would start putting 3 basketball cards inside the box like they used to in the early 1990's. He thinks that was awesome and he would buy them again if they did.
    tacos
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the World's best ping pong player.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard never uses his turn signal.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a swell guy.
  • bignumptybignumpty Posts: 139
    Stone Gossard sheds his skin in the autumn.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has everyone in the contact list of his cell phone.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard has his own Zip code
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can swallow a fork.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard uses a curly straw for everything he drinks.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard has the world's 2nd largest collection of postage stamps
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can take apart and reassemble an entire car in about an hour.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard carries a staple gun on his belt at all times.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Ice melts 2x slower in Stone Gossard's glass.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard taught me how to dougie.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard acts as spiritual advisor to the Dalai Lama
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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