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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can't believe this thread is almost at 300 pages! :o
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard owns the world's biggest ant farm.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has ridden every roller coaster in the United States.
  • NoOne'sRivalNoOne'sRival Posts: 299
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard wrote down the wrong lyrics to Pink Floyd 'Mother' for Eddie. He did it on purpose.

    I'm crying I'm laughin so hard at that one...LOVE IT!

    Next to "Sexy Strummer of Acoustic Guitar" in the dictionary is a picture of STONE
    "Dream the dream others then...you will be no one's RIVAL!"
    "Doo do do do doo do doo, Doo do do do doo do doo..."
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once made slushies using glaciers and kool-aid powder on a trip to Antarctica.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    NoOne'sRival wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard wrote down the wrong lyrics to Pink Floyd 'Mother' for Eddie. He did it on purpose.

    I'm crying I'm laughin so hard at that one...LOVE IT!

    :mrgreen::mrgreen:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once let me run my fingers through his plentiful locks. I pulled out one of Ed's missing notebooks from '94, 3 dollars, and a stick of gum.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never has to trim his nails.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard almost lost an eye when Ed's ever growing thumb nail sliced through the air after PJ's performance of "Mother" last night on Jimmy Fallon.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard was called for jury duty in the 'involuntary manslaughter' trial of Michael Jackson's doctor. He was dismissed when it was revealed that Stone Gossard is a longtime member of the Michael Jackson fanclub.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can weigh whatever he wants to weigh at any given time.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was inspired by the tale of Noah's ark, and now owns two of every animal in existence. He keeps them in his bio-dome out back.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can through lead.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard celebrates World Smile Day.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard can do all kinds of hula hoop tricks. And he doesn't need to practise them!
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard can put a spaghetti noodle up one nostril and make it come out the other.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,612
    When Stone Gossard books a flight....
    He is never asked if he wants 1st class.....

    Because any plane Stone Gossard is flying on....
    Stone will be the pilot....

    And Stone doesnt need...
    Nor does he want...
    A co-pilot.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was actually the hero pilot who landed the plane in the Hudson River. He pulled Sully out of coach and threw his pilot outfit on him because Stone is the humblest man alive.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard is secretly laughing his ass of in his basement, cause this awesome thread has reached 300 pages.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is writing his autobiography and he will be including many of the posts from this thread, stating them as facts.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a unit of measure in Africa.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,612
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a unit of measure in Africa.
    hehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard bought multiple copies of Backspacer and nobody had the balls to void his order
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a master archer.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard knows what time you get up in the morning
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard created raisin bread.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard could reupholster your armchair
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
  • bignumptybignumpty Posts: 139
    Stone Gossard read this entire thread in 6.34 seconds.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard drives his mailman around on cold, rainy days so that he doesn't catch a cold.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone donates half of Eddie's income to charity
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
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