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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the inspiration for this man:


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    and yet Stone is still cooler.
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard was actually the first choice of song name for the tune currently known as "Mr. Bo Jangles";

    It's just that "Mr. Bo Jangles" just somehow went better with a song about Mr. Bo Jangles.


    wait....somebody just jumped a post ahead of me..


    Oh thank GOD that's not a picture of Mr. Bo Jangles
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    When Stone Gossard's pillows turn over in bed they often say "that's cooler than the other side of the Stone".
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Ya know....

    If Stone Gossard was born just a few years earlier....

    it'd be Stone and Roll
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a scratch golfer.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is excited because Wednesday's he has blueberry pancakes for breakfast.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard went back to the diner and had to try the waffles.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns a limousine service in Henderson, NV.
  • Viva La WeinerViva La Weiner Posts: 284
    Stone Gossard is a guitar pick hoarder.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Stone Gossard catches fish with only his bare hands.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Lizard wrote:
    Stone Gossard catches fish with only his bare hands.

    I love this one, lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is known to his gangster pals as Stoney Four Eyes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Lizard wrote:
    Stone Gossard catches fish with only his bare hands.


    Stone Gossard catches fish with only his bear hands. ...he also sleeps all winter.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Stone Gossard catches fish with only his bare hands.

    Stone Gossard catches fish with only his bear hands. ...he also sleeps all winter.

    Brilliant.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,530
    after the PJ20 movie is released Stone Gossard will not only be the coolest man in Rock N Roll but he will add coolest man in movies as well.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will win an Academy Award in 2012 for "Best Duckwalk".
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is what is used to sharpen the toughest steel knives.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard remembers when he was in Pearl Jam. ...and it was indeed awesome.




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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Stone Gossard frames all his PJ posters himself. After he signs them.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard whitens your teeth while you do dishes.
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  • Viva La WeinerViva La Weiner Posts: 284
    Stone Gossard starts off strong and finishes smooth.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard

    Reads Songs To
    Goad Stress On
    Drags Notes So.....

    Sadness Go Rot
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard gives random women pearl necklaces. ...he says it's because of his natural over abundance of pearl jam.
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard gives random women pearl necklaces. ...he says it's because of his natural over abundance of pearl jam.
    :shock: ;)

    Stone Gossard makes his own toothpicks from pine trees he chops down in the Great Northwest!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard can juggle between 3 and 7 bowling balls. ...Tim asked him on PJ Radio for me, but Stone declined to comment on the exact number.
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  • nothingman7475nothingman7475 Posts: 19
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Stone Gossard is both a prostitute and a pimp. Shows what Jack White knows...
    :lol: Awesome
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard turned down the starring role on Walker, Texas Ranger because he thought it was "too girly".
  • HinnHinn Posts: 1,517
    This thread is like what Jeremy Clarkson does on Top Gear when introducing The Stig.

    Wait... something's been bugging me since the last one unmasked himself.

    Stone is The Stig!
    115 bucks for half a haircut by a novice? I want my money back!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard fought the law and he won.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's cellphone ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katie Perry.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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