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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once saw a $20 bill on the ground. He didn't pick it up. He's got enough.... now that's a cool guy.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard road the Superman roller coaster at Darien Lake 13 times in one day.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard doesn't go to the movies because he knows the ending to every movie ever made, or that will be made in the future.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard road the Superman roller coaster at Darien Lake 13 times in one day.

    Stone Gossard has his own roller coaster.. it's called "The Stone Gossard".
    You just sit in a folding chair and it scares the shit out of you.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • Viva La WeinerViva La Weiner Posts: 284
    Stone Gossard reheats Spaghetti in a pan and not in the microwave.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard stopped eating meat when somebody told him the animal was supposed to be dead first.


    He then started eating meat about a minute later because nobody tells Stone Gossard what to do.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once won the lottery to be in front of Mike. ...Mike was taking his spare, so Stone never got to see Mike play.
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Babies are the only thing that make Stone Gossard cry.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    The sky above Stone Gossard's house is classified as a no-fly zone. Nothing gets in the way of Stone's air.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard prints his own money. It has his picture on it, and instead of an amount it says "infinity" and it's accepted EVERYWHERE.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    gonzo wrote:
    Stone Gossard prints his own money. It has his picture on it, and instead of an amount it says "infinity" and it's accepted EVERYWHERE.


    :lol:


    (Funny thing is with the debt crisis, the US is considering minting a 1-trillion-dollar coin, as a loophole! Just put Stone's face on it, and this will come true!)





    Stone Gossard was known to fall downhill often when he was a child. His parents started a small zine inspired by this phonominon. ...they called it Rolling Stone.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can fart "Break Up The Family" by Morrissey. lyrics included.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    edited July 2011
    Stone Gossard doesn't cry when he's cutting onions, but when he cuts his finger he completely loses his shit!
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard taught his dog to say please and thank you.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard purchased a new car today. A 2043 Lexus LS 980 hybrid that flys into outer space.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    When Stone Gossard takes a shit in the woods, an apple tree grows in it's place.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Scientists will say that everything is composed of the same matter.
    The reality is that everything is made of Stone Gossard.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone has never had "an off day".
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard always plays air guitar. The guitar you see in his hands is just an illusion.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard can turn tater tots into french fries.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the light at the end of the tunnel and the root of all evil.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has come a long way since growing up a poor black girl in Mississipi.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has come a long way since growing up a poor black girl in Mississipi.
    lmao



    So...one could say, Stone Gossard knows why the caged bird sings?
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    failedpersephone wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has come a long way since growing up a poor black girl in Mississipi.
    lmao

    So...one could say, Stone Gossard knows why the caged bird sings?

    Legend has it he's the true author, lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is planning on jumping the Grand Canyon shortly after PJ20 on a motorcyle.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can turn shit to gold.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Viva La WeinerViva La Weiner Posts: 284
    Stone Gossard is the inspiration for shark week.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is a cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is D.B. Cooper's son.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is D.B. Cooper's son.

    Lol!

    Stone Gossard used some of the stolen money to buy his first guitar.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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