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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard bites his nails because there is not a substance hard enough on Earth to file them down.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard hands out small canning jars of pickled turnips on his birthday.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard hands out small canning jars of pickled turnips on his birthday.


    Stone Gossard always gives due to the creator of the greatest thread on this forum known to man. :clap:
  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    Stone Gossard knows the recipe to Anglo Saxon Soup.
    2008 - MSG 6/24-6/25
    2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
    2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
    2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
    2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
    2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
    2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2



  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has the lyrics to Mankind tattooed on his back.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard taught Chuck Norris karate.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard was his own father.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard was his own father.


    Stone Gossard is not a motherfucker.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is slightly cooler than absolute zero.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a built-in internal camera and takes pictures by blinking.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    DS1119 wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard hands out small canning jars of pickled turnips on his birthday.


    Stone Gossard always gives due to the creator of the greatest thread on this forum known to man. :clap:
    Ahahahahahaha!

    Stone Gossard is often shocked that this thread is still alive...and then he remembers that he has successfully cloned himself over 2,000 times. All versions are ten club members.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard only has one neighbor on farmville. Its his mother, and she avoids visiting his farm.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard just completed a 1080 Back flip with a frontside fakie tweak at the x games.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can make rainbows appear by using the force.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can chew bubblegum with his ass.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • prljamgirlprljamgirl Edmonton, AB Posts: 602
    Stone Gossard was voted out of the Big Brother house week one and is now waiting to see if he made it onto Survivor!!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    failedpersephone wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard hands out small canning jars of pickled turnips on his birthday.


    Stone Gossard always gives due to the creator of the greatest thread on this forum known to man. :clap:
    Ahahahahahaha!

    Stone Gossard is often shocked that this thread is still alive...and then he remembers that he has successfully cloned himself over 2,000 times. All versions are ten club members.


    Stone Gossard always bows down to the master.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can make fart bubbles in a shower.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's alias when he's on the road is Toby Johnson.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented dry wall.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a vast collection of homemade sno globes, which he gives out as Xmas gifts every year to seniors living in long-term care facilities.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard taught the Pope how to pray.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard sleeps standing up because it's good for his posture.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can pick himself up at the airport.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is close personal friends with the guy who invented velcro.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is Pearl Jam's best drummer ever.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard doesn't bother with organic food.
    He eats conventional food because there is no pesticide strong enough to hurt Stone Gossard.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard can move faster than the speed of light but refuses to because he doesn't want the sun to become jealous and vengeful- refusing to shine on earth and killing us all....
    all except Stone Gossard of course.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard shoots rubberbands at the stars and hits them.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard drank paint and pissed out an exact replica of the Mona Lisa. He called it the "Stona Lisa"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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