I’ve got all the tools
To keep your body lean
Your engine mean
And your interior vacuumed clean
I’ve got all the equipment
To keep your motor hummin’
To keep my pistons pumpin’
And strokin’ deep into your cylinders
I’ve got just the right kind of oil
And my magic fingertip touch
On your adjustable clutch
I’ll keep your transmission lubed
And your engine tuned
And just the right amount of pressure
To give you ultimate pleasure
I’ve got just right mixture hot air
And heavy breathing
To fill your font and rear tires
To put the rubber on your road
and turbo drive your desires
I can adjust your timing
To be just purrrrfect
So our lustful thrusts are in sync
Taking you to the edge
Just to the brink, then backing off just a bit
While I tighten your bolts and screws with my fingertips
I’ll pull back off the accelerator
Before I boil the water in your radiator
And burn another hole in your exhaust pipe
With last sigh and one last carburetor breath
Before we take a rest, and continue our ride
And put our screamin’ hummers to the test
We’ll torque up the RPM’s in every gear
And lube and oil your axles and rear
And then we’ll pop the clutch,, and hold on tight
And push and pull the throttle into your bottle
Of windshield wipe
We’ll floor the pedal to the metal,
And cruise down your satin skin road in overdrive
Slip n’ slidin’ down your highway of love
And hyperdrive all the way thru the tunnel
Forcing all the grease n’ oil down the funnel
Then full speed ahead for the finish line
And we’re feelin’ oh so fine
On our hot rod drive
Feelin’ so alive, so alive
As we hit paydirt
Takin’ the checkered flag
In fine roaring fashion
With our purrrfectly timed engine
Drivin’ our passion
H.G. Swells
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I feel your stare
and meet it,
all smiling eyes,
and lips,
and hips,
I can almost see
my naked flesh
reflecting,
off your aqua-marine,
my cheeks
flush,
and my
(burning midnight) smile
broadens,
I wink,
lick my lips,
swing my hips,
I can almost see
your naked flesh,
moist
with sweat and saliva,
pressing
into me,
my blush deepens,
and your
(burning midnight) smile
broadens,
I feel electric,
all buzzing,
vibrating,
like lightning, ALIVE!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
I feel your look back
It pierces my soul
Brings a smile to my face
As my eyes
Back to you
Reflect my sweet surprise
And your glistening look
I feel you (burning midnight) smile
Your wink catches me off-guard
And nearly knocks me
Off my feet
As my blood rushes
Rushes to my head
And I feel our animal magnetism
Pull us closer ‘cross the chasm
The attraction grows stronger
The LOOK becomes longer
No longer can we hold back
And our bodies embrace
As our opposite poles
Stick together
And our lips stick
And stick
As our tongues
Push and pull
Into each others mouth
Embracing and savoring
Each others taste
Our bodies are electrified
Buzzing, rushing, vibrating
as thunder is heard in the distance
and our sparks light up the night
with our (burning midnight) smile
ALIVE
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I close my eyes and dream about
being between your thighs
I caress your breasts and kiss your curves
make you tingle with delight
I dream of passion heaven sent
A night sharing your desires
A dream of you,
soft and sweet,
your scent,
your musk,
floating
through
my open
window,
invigorating,
evaporating
the sleep
from my
head,
I wake
and walk
to breathe
you in,
close
my eyes,
feel your
breeze
upon my skin,
gentle
caresses
across
my face,
through
my hair,
over
my arms,
masssaging
my breasts,
touching
my stomach,
tounging
my velvet
sacred
triangle,
running
down
my legs
...
I open
my eyes, a
single
lonely
tear.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
I’ll meet you in your dream
Hold you tight
Smell your freshness
Sense your spirit
Full of love
Full of light
Full of life
I smell your womanhood
I breathe your essence
And slowly
Remove your black dress
You’re standing there
Not quite bare
Scintillating, titillating
Waiting for my lips
Upon your skin
Your beautiful blue eyes
Giving me your sexiest look
With a wink and a nod
You beckon me to come closer
My lips embrace yours
Blood rushes thu-out my body
And yearns back
For more of yours
As our tongues
Taste each other
While my hands caress your hair
Your face
Your arms
My hands find their way
To your breasts
As they perk up for
My gentle massaging
While my lips find your earlobes
Your neck
Your back
Across your tummy
My Gawd! You are yummmmy!
While my hands
Find their way
To your thighs
Your arse
As my hands
Slowly remove
Your bra
And my mouth
Remove your panties
And our dream continues
Into the long night
As our embrace
As our touch
Our sweet kisses
At a faster pace
Towards exploring
Each others taste
With soft fingertips
On each others face
Hair,
Neck
Breasts
Thighs
With lips following
With our love making
Our sweet love making
Never ending, in our dream,
Tonight,
without any lonely tears
releasing
all your fears
as we grind
all our gears
H.G. Swells
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I wanna be your gummi bear
I want you to take little licks of me
And twirl me in your mouth
All around, and just a nibble
Here and there
I want you to enjoy
And savor the taste
Rub me on your cheek
And lick it off with your tongue
Then put me into your mouth again
And twirl me around
Till I’m dizzy
Then take another nibble
I wanna be your yummy bear
H.G. Swells
If I were to choose a Gummi, I think
I'd choose one that was mostly pink
I'd nibble your ears
I'd lick your nose
I'd suck your head
I'd tickle your toes
I'd suck you all over
and swallow you whole!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
I just love sharin' gummi bears with you
You taste
ohhhhhhh...so yummy
just the right amount of stickiness
while give your toes a kiss
and give your lips even more
and put your whole bottom half
deep into my mouth'
and swirl and twirl you
on the tip of my tongue
ohhhhhhh...so yummmy
your pink gummi
I think I want to suck
and lick
and nibble
....on another one
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I just love sharin' gummi bears with you
You taste
ohhhhhhh...so yummy
just the right amount of stickiness
while give your toes a kiss
and give your lips even more
and put your whole bottom half
deep into my mouth'
and swirl and twirl you
on the tip of my tongue
ohhhhhhh...so yummmy
your pink gummi
I think I want to suck
and lick
and nibble
....on another one
Oooo, I'm all nimble, and delicious, and sticky-sweet,
I'm the confection to your erection,
your supple n's soft treat.
I'm tasty, and juicy, and ready on my feet,
I'm aching and waiting, spread for you to eat.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
You're makin' me stickier n' stick
and wantin' tto eat your tasty confection
I'm luvin' your soft and supple treat
which is makin' my erection
stanp on just one feet
.....mmm yes you are a tasty yummy gummi bear
juicy, and drippin'
as my lips n' mouth, are ahhh sippin'
all the layers that are bare
Create Good Things........
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All bare n' raised up in the air,
Soft n' slick, ready for your prick,
Slow n' easy, I want you to please me,
Then hard n' fast, until your balls blast!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
POP the clutch,
ease up on the break,
put the peddle
to the metal,
make me quiver
and quake,
lube, oil n' filter,
I'll get under your hood,
you leak your fluids
and I make you all good
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Baby when I pop the clutch
And melt all that my
Tongue and fingertips touch
And press on the accelerator
Pumping all my liquid
Into your carburetor
My spark plugs will ignite our mixture
As my pistons
Pump for all their worth
Into your tightened cylinder
Our explosion ignites
And we blow out the exhaust
And propells our bodies forward
Deep into your tunnel of love
What’s udder my good
Makin’ good, better n’ wood
A tone of steel
Rollin’ down your road
With all the hot liquid
That you can feel
as our roaring engines
moan n' groan
for more oil and gas
baby, our fuel will last n' last
as my hot rod
pumps you fast
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Baby when I pop the clutch
And put our bodies into the next gear
Don’t fear
But my tongue and fingertips
With melt you with my touch
I’ll press on the accelerator
And you can push back on my throttle
As my fuel lines and pump
Push my hot liquefied gas
Deep into your carburetor
My sparks will ignite our hot mixture
As my pumping and gyrating pistons
Pump their hot metal allow
Into your tightened cylinder
As our precious fuel ignites and explodes
It propels our bodies into space
And further on down the road
Deep into your tunnel of love
While my steering wheel hugs your face
You wanted to try for yourself
What’s under my hood
And ride all my horses
For all the hay their worth
And find out, if my body
Was just all steel, or part wood
As our engines roars
And our fire painted bodies soar
Up and down your roads
From the mountain peaks
To the forested valley below
My one ton of steel
Rides and glides
down your assfault pave
While my hot engines burn
All the hot liquid gas
That your hot body craves
Baby our engines will always burn clean
Cuz we run on hydrogen cells of fuel
And your rubbed-out body
Will always have that glisten and sheen
But tho’ you and I are just a bit naughty
No should underestimate our power
To go from 0-60 at lightning speed
As we burn our fuel and feed our needs
Then cruise on overdrive
As our gears slip n’slide
In our grease as we release
And blow past anyone
Who thinks we’re done
Cuz we're just a nughty boy and girl
who wanna have fun
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I like to slip and slide......... spread your legs and open wide
together in this clinche..... feels like we've nothing to hide
Your juices flow and lubricate...... my engine purrs and grinds
our passion it emancipates....... as a climax we strive to find
Our groans and moans exclamate..... as heaven we condescend
this connection of love and fate...... a pleasure until the end.
ReeferChief, my engine has temporarily thrown a rod
Just a little knockin' in my engine I'm afraid
Might put me down for a day or two
without getting my asphalt paved
so I'll have to wait
to burn more rubber on the road
and cruise down the tunnel of love
Nothing serious, I'm must a little delerious
So while I take my car into the garage
and get points and plugs re-aligned
will you take some time and rhyme
will you take the Driver's Seat
and take this nice lady for a ride
don't there's anyting to hide
since you said, your engine bumps n' grinds
so, put your satety belt on
and do the "Slip n' Slide"
So, with being said
get ready, to ramrad, my friend
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Very nice words said regarding sex indeed. I think it is a proven fact now that sex can be a great way to heal dampened spirits and also helps people to ensure that they have a sound health. However there are many who misinterpret sex and just indulge in the same with no control at all. This can be illustrated with the growing number of STDs to which people are succumbing. Changing multiple partners while having sex is another big problem, which contributes to the rise in AIDS patients. So whatever goodness is there will only be effected if people remain loyal to a single partner and explore the sexual fantasies with his/her. Else I am afraid there will be more harm than good done from performing sex.
Baby when I pop the clutch
And put our bodies into the next gear
Don’t fear
But my tongue and fingertips
With melt you with my touch
I’ll press on the accelerator
And you can push back on my throttle
As my fuel lines and pump
Push my hot liquefied gas
Deep into your carburetor
My sparks will ignite our hot mixture
As my pumping and gyrating pistons
Pump their hot metal allow
Into your tightened cylinder
As our precious fuel ignites and explodes
It propels our bodies into space
And further on down the road
Deep into your tunnel of love
While my steering wheel hugs your face
You wanted to try for yourself
What’s under my hood
And ride all my horses
For all the hay their worth
And find out, if my body
Was just all steel, or part wood
As our engines roars
And our fire painted bodies soar
Up and down your roads
From the mountain peaks
To the forested valley below
My one ton of steel
Rides and glides
down your assfault pave
While my hot engines burn
All the hot liquid gas
That your hot body craves
Baby our engines will always burn clean
Cuz we run on hydrogen cells of fuel
And your rubbed-out body
Will always have that glisten and sheen
But tho’ you and I are just a bit naughty
No should underestimate our power
To go from 0-60 at lightning speed
As we burn our fuel and feed our needs
Then cruise on overdrive
As our gears slip n’slide
In our grease as we release
And blow past anyone
Who thinks we’re done
Cuz we're just a nughty boy and girl
who wanna have fun
Yes, I do a wanna lay you
so jump in my star cruiser
our astro car of love
and let climb into, your sweet glove (compartment)
and you can loosen my screws
and tighten yer bolts
'round my chahhh....ass...ey
and I'll burn rubber
on yer road.....
with this horny toad
who's gotta Motherload
...of fuel, fill yer gahhh----ass tank [/quote]
We fly down the skyway
my mouth on your
stick
shifting ya into 3rd
then I hop into
the driver's seat
and take ya
for a riiiiide
got yer hands
all over my headlights
grinding your gears
in my
glove-BOX (compartment)
I'm a regular
lube, oil and filter job
all ova yo knob
"as we ride down
baby
into
this tunnel of love"
*OOOOOHHHHH!!*,
I drive
d
o
w
n
baby,
and you
*UNH!*
Cum
right on up!
fill my cup,
the tank is
overflowin',
I'm gassed
and ready to
GO!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Mmmmmm….baby
You got your mouth on my stick
And you’re throttling
All of it, as you shift
me into third
And make me a dirty sweet bird
My hands are all over your headlights
While my tongue
Is checking out your rear-end
And makin’ sure your screws are tight
Adjusting our engines' rhythm and purrr
till our timing is just right
While my fingers are checking yer oil
And adjusting the timing
And your firing, and recoil
As we toil away, in the garage today
While our gears are grinding
As we wind and grind thru all your gears
From your curvy front end
And when you bend
….over and I ramrod you like Rover
Over n’ over till you g---ass tank is full
to the brim
n' running over
yer tires and rims
Then I'll be lubin’ your transmission
While we’re tryin’ ev’ry position
From doggy style to missionary
We ride down the tunnel of love
Even use the spare tire in the dickey
To satisfy your box compartment, er glove
We do the lickey-lickey
We do the sticky-sticky
Ramroddin’ down the road
Ramroddin’ down the road
Cuz we’re got our engines
In purrrrrrrrrrfect timin’
And in sync., with lips n’ hips
On the brink, on the edge
with our slides n’ slips
My fingertips tightenin' your timin' belt
Rubbin' my wood on your patch of felt
And blowing air into your tires
Givin' you you chills, givin' you thrills
As we roar down the highway love
and fulfill our dreams of desires
While my massaging hands
adjust your headlights
And our motors scream at full torque
My hot oil and boiling water
Blows the cork and bursts the radiator
And fills your upholstered insides
With my gooey greasy goo
“OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
As I make glorious love to you
You cum, I cum
I cum, You cum
We both cum, we both cum
At the same time, so fine
so sublime, so sublime
“OOOOOOHHHHH!!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
What a mess! Oh yes!
May the Goddess of Love bless!
Grease and water all over the place
But I just want a kiss
And a touch of your face
As my engine is blown,
Yet I got a smile on my face
As I'm gratified
And your interior is etheiral
As you're thoroughly satisfied
And we’re both.........
In pure ramroddin’ bliss
Create Good Things........
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Yes you're gonna be a star
while I take the wheel
you can touch my thigh
take this carpet ride
we can fly so high
I'll grab your gear shift
while you shift gears
I'll make you laugh
and wipe the tears
as we ride through the night
as we drive so far
Baby, I been away too long....
Cum here....and get in my car.
What kinda car you got girl
maybe a pink Farrari
will you motor down the road
and let it loose in the wind
your sari
If you take the wheel
and I feel
your thigh
make sure your eyes
stay on the road
yet still feel the wind
blow back your hair
as the magic carpet
takes off in the sky
and is headed for there
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Very nice words said regarding sex indeed. I think it is a proven fact now that sex can be a great way to heal dampened spirits and also helps people to ensure that they have a sound health. However there are many who misinterpret sex and just indulge in the same with no control at all. This can be illustrated with the growing number of STDs to which people are succumbing. Changing multiple partners while having sex is another big problem, which contributes to the rise in AIDS patients. So whatever goodness is there will only be effected if people remain loyal to a single partner and explore the sexual fantasies with his/her. Else I am afraid there will be more harm than good done from performing sex.
Thanks for your comments abbot! Yes, sex is healthy, more sex is healthier, and brings pleasure to the body, mind, and spirit. Promiscous sex ought to only exist in cyberspace as there is an adequate firewall protecting one from those awful viruses and STD's and of course AIDS. I'm not advocating that everyone abstain from physical sex as everyone should engage those gears ant throttle the bottle, but certainly cybersex can be an outlet that allows one engage in a promiscous behaviour whle exploring sexual sensual fantasies. Certainly if one can find a single partner to do this in a monagamous relatioship, then STD's and AIDs would dissappear, and of course practicing Safe Sex (condums) is wise in any physical sexercise.
Create Good Things........
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Comments
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ! i actually got a visual of that ,
it's only after you've lost everything ...that you are free to do anything....(Fight Club)
... I'll ride the wave...where it takes me....
together in this clinche..... feels like we've nothing to hide
Your juices flow and lubricate...... my engine purrs and grinds
our passion it emancipates....... as a climax we strive to find
Our groans and moans exclamate..... as heaven we condescend
this connection of love and fate...... a pleasure until the end.
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
To keep your body lean
Your engine mean
And your interior vacuumed clean
I’ve got all the equipment
To keep your motor hummin’
To keep my pistons pumpin’
And strokin’ deep into your cylinders
I’ve got just the right kind of oil
And my magic fingertip touch
On your adjustable clutch
I’ll keep your transmission lubed
And your engine tuned
And just the right amount of pressure
To give you ultimate pleasure
I’ve got just right mixture hot air
And heavy breathing
To fill your font and rear tires
To put the rubber on your road
and turbo drive your desires
I can adjust your timing
To be just purrrrfect
So our lustful thrusts are in sync
Taking you to the edge
Just to the brink, then backing off just a bit
While I tighten your bolts and screws with my fingertips
I’ll pull back off the accelerator
Before I boil the water in your radiator
And burn another hole in your exhaust pipe
With last sigh and one last carburetor breath
Before we take a rest, and continue our ride
And put our screamin’ hummers to the test
We’ll torque up the RPM’s in every gear
And lube and oil your axles and rear
And then we’ll pop the clutch,, and hold on tight
And push and pull the throttle into your bottle
Of windshield wipe
We’ll floor the pedal to the metal,
And cruise down your satin skin road in overdrive
Slip n’ slidin’ down your highway of love
And hyperdrive all the way thru the tunnel
Forcing all the grease n’ oil down the funnel
Then full speed ahead for the finish line
And we’re feelin’ oh so fine
On our hot rod drive
Feelin’ so alive, so alive
As we hit paydirt
Takin’ the checkered flag
In fine roaring fashion
With our purrrfectly timed engine
Drivin’ our passion
H.G. Swells
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I feel your stare
and meet it,
all smiling eyes,
and lips,
and hips,
I can almost see
my naked flesh
reflecting,
off your aqua-marine,
my cheeks
flush,
and my
(burning midnight) smile
broadens,
I wink,
lick my lips,
swing my hips,
I can almost see
your naked flesh,
moist
with sweat and saliva,
pressing
into me,
my blush deepens,
and your
(burning midnight) smile
broadens,
I feel electric,
all buzzing,
vibrating,
like lightning,
ALIVE!
It pierces my soul
Brings a smile to my face
As my eyes
Back to you
Reflect my sweet surprise
And your glistening look
I feel you (burning midnight) smile
Your wink catches me off-guard
And nearly knocks me
Off my feet
As my blood rushes
Rushes to my head
And I feel our animal magnetism
Pull us closer ‘cross the chasm
The attraction grows stronger
The LOOK becomes longer
No longer can we hold back
And our bodies embrace
As our opposite poles
Stick together
And our lips stick
And stick
As our tongues
Push and pull
Into each others mouth
Embracing and savoring
Each others taste
Our bodies are electrified
Buzzing, rushing, vibrating
as thunder is heard in the distance
and our sparks light up the night
with our (burning midnight) smile
ALIVE
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
being between your thighs
I caress your breasts and kiss your curves
make you tingle with delight
I dream of passion heaven sent
A night sharing your desires
soft and sweet,
your scent,
your musk,
floating
through
my open
window,
invigorating,
evaporating
the sleep
from my
head,
I wake
and walk
to breathe
you in,
close
my eyes,
feel your
breeze
upon my skin,
gentle
caresses
across
my face,
through
my hair,
over
my arms,
masssaging
my breasts,
touching
my stomach,
tounging
my velvet
sacred
triangle,
running
down
my legs
...
I open
my eyes,
a
single
lonely
tear.
Hold you tight
Smell your freshness
Sense your spirit
Full of love
Full of light
Full of life
I smell your womanhood
I breathe your essence
And slowly
Remove your black dress
You’re standing there
Not quite bare
Scintillating, titillating
Waiting for my lips
Upon your skin
Your beautiful blue eyes
Giving me your sexiest look
With a wink and a nod
You beckon me to come closer
My lips embrace yours
Blood rushes thu-out my body
And yearns back
For more of yours
As our tongues
Taste each other
While my hands caress your hair
Your face
Your arms
My hands find their way
To your breasts
As they perk up for
My gentle massaging
While my lips find your earlobes
Your neck
Your back
Across your tummy
My Gawd! You are yummmmy!
While my hands
Find their way
To your thighs
Your arse
As my hands
Slowly remove
Your bra
And my mouth
Remove your panties
And our dream continues
Into the long night
As our embrace
As our touch
Our sweet kisses
At a faster pace
Towards exploring
Each others taste
With soft fingertips
On each others face
Hair,
Neck
Breasts
Thighs
With lips following
With our love making
Our sweet love making
Never ending, in our dream,
Tonight,
without any lonely tears
releasing
all your fears
as we grind
all our gears
H.G. Swells
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
I want you to take little licks of me
And twirl me in your mouth
All around, and just a nibble
Here and there
I want you to enjoy
And savor the taste
Rub me on your cheek
And lick it off with your tongue
Then put me into your mouth again
And twirl me around
Till I’m dizzy
Then take another nibble
I wanna be your yummy bear
H.G. Swells
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
If I were to choose a Gummi, I think
I'd choose one that was mostly pink
I'd nibble your ears
I'd lick your nose
I'd suck your head
I'd tickle your toes
I'd suck you all over
and swallow you whole!
I just love sharin' gummi bears with you
You taste
ohhhhhhh...so yummy
just the right amount of stickiness
while give your toes a kiss
and give your lips even more
and put your whole bottom half
deep into my mouth'
and swirl and twirl you
on the tip of my tongue
ohhhhhhh...so yummmy
your pink gummi
I think I want to suck
and lick
and nibble
....on another one
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Oooo, I'm all nimble, and delicious, and sticky-sweet,
I'm the confection to your erection,
your supple n's soft treat.
I'm tasty, and juicy, and ready on my feet,
I'm aching and waiting, spread for you to eat.
and wantin' tto eat your tasty confection
I'm luvin' your soft and supple treat
which is makin' my erection
stanp on just one feet
.....mmm yes you are a tasty yummy gummi bear
juicy, and drippin'
as my lips n' mouth, are ahhh sippin'
all the layers that are bare
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Soft n' slick, ready for your prick,
Slow n' easy, I want you to please me,
Then hard n' fast, until your balls blast!
Mmmmm......baby I like you bare
I like you sticky n' wet
I like give you all that I've got
and blast my fuzzy balls
into your net
you like bare back ridin'
cuz bay, I'm drivin'
in first gear, as I slide in
your velvet glove,
and release the break
and head up your highway of love
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ease up on the break,
put the peddle
to the metal,
make me quiver
and quake,
lube, oil n' filter,
I'll get under your hood,
you leak your fluids
and I make you all good
Baby when I pop the clutch
And melt all that my
Tongue and fingertips touch
And press on the accelerator
Pumping all my liquid
Into your carburetor
My spark plugs will ignite our mixture
As my pistons
Pump for all their worth
Into your tightened cylinder
Our explosion ignites
And we blow out the exhaust
And propells our bodies forward
Deep into your tunnel of love
What’s udder my good
Makin’ good, better n’ wood
A tone of steel
Rollin’ down your road
With all the hot liquid
That you can feel
as our roaring engines
moan n' groan
for more oil and gas
baby, our fuel will last n' last
as my hot rod
pumps you fast
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Baby when I pop the clutch
And put our bodies into the next gear
Don’t fear
But my tongue and fingertips
With melt you with my touch
I’ll press on the accelerator
And you can push back on my throttle
As my fuel lines and pump
Push my hot liquefied gas
Deep into your carburetor
My sparks will ignite our hot mixture
As my pumping and gyrating pistons
Pump their hot metal allow
Into your tightened cylinder
As our precious fuel ignites and explodes
It propels our bodies into space
And further on down the road
Deep into your tunnel of love
While my steering wheel hugs your face
You wanted to try for yourself
What’s under my hood
And ride all my horses
For all the hay their worth
And find out, if my body
Was just all steel, or part wood
As our engines roars
And our fire painted bodies soar
Up and down your roads
From the mountain peaks
To the forested valley below
My one ton of steel
Rides and glides
down your assfault pave
While my hot engines burn
All the hot liquid gas
That your hot body craves
Baby our engines will always burn clean
Cuz we run on hydrogen cells of fuel
And your rubbed-out body
Will always have that glisten and sheen
But tho’ you and I are just a bit naughty
No should underestimate our power
To go from 0-60 at lightning speed
As we burn our fuel and feed our needs
Then cruise on overdrive
As our gears slip n’slide
In our grease as we release
And blow past anyone
Who thinks we’re done
Cuz we're just a nughty boy and girl
who wanna have fun
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ReeferChief, my engine has temporarily thrown a rod
Just a little knockin' in my engine I'm afraid
Might put me down for a day or two
without getting my asphalt paved
so I'll have to wait
to burn more rubber on the road
and cruise down the tunnel of love
Nothing serious, I'm must a little delerious
So while I take my car into the garage
and get points and plugs re-aligned
will you take some time and rhyme
will you take the Driver's Seat
and take this nice lady for a ride
don't there's anyting to hide
since you said, your engine bumps n' grinds
so, put your satety belt on
and do the "Slip n' Slide"
So, with being said
get ready, to ramrad, my friend
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Now jamjam, it's takes more
than a one-liner
to get this hot-rod
to stop, as it's motoring
down the highway of love
....and pick up a passenger
now what'd they used to say
Grass, gas, or ass..........
no one rides for free
Well, let's see what ya got
under yer hood
Now, maybe there's another driver
who wants to take the hot seat
and burn some heat
whilke I sit in the back
and make out
with someone sweet;)
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while I take the wheel
you can touch my thigh
take this carpet ride
we can fly so high
I'll grab your gear shift
while you shift gears
I'll make you laugh
and wipe the tears
as we ride through the night
as we drive so far
Baby, I been away too long....
Cum here....and get in my car.
Yes, I do a wanna lay you
so jump in my star cruiser
our astro car of love
and let climb into, your sweet glove (compartment)
and you can loosen my screws
and tighten yer bolts
'round my chahhh....ass...ey
and I'll burn rubber
on yer road.....
with this horny toad
who's gotta Motherload
...of fuel, fill yer gahhh----ass tank
*SMILING HUGE*
We fly down the skyway
my mouth on your
stick
shifting ya into 3rd
then I hop into
the driver's seat
and take ya
for a riiiiide
got yer hands
all over my
headlights
grinding your gears
in my
glove-BOX (compartment)
I'm a regular
lube, oil and filter job
all ova yo knob
"as we ride down
baby
into
this tunnel of love"
*OOOOOHHHHH!!*,
I drive
d
o
w
n
baby,
and you
*UNH!*
Cum
right on up!
fill my cup,
the tank is
overflowin',
I'm gassed
and ready to
GO!
You got your mouth on my stick
And you’re throttling
All of it, as you shift
me into third
And make me a dirty sweet bird
My hands are all over your headlights
While my tongue
Is checking out your rear-end
And makin’ sure your screws are tight
Adjusting our engines' rhythm and purrr
till our timing is just right
While my fingers are checking yer oil
And adjusting the timing
And your firing, and recoil
As we toil away, in the garage today
While our gears are grinding
As we wind and grind thru all your gears
From your curvy front end
And when you bend
….over and I ramrod you like Rover
Over n’ over till you g---ass tank is full
to the brim
n' running over
yer tires and rims
Then I'll be lubin’ your transmission
While we’re tryin’ ev’ry position
From doggy style to missionary
We ride down the tunnel of love
Even use the spare tire in the dickey
To satisfy your box compartment, er glove
We do the lickey-lickey
We do the sticky-sticky
Ramroddin’ down the road
Ramroddin’ down the road
Cuz we’re got our engines
In purrrrrrrrrrfect timin’
And in sync., with lips n’ hips
On the brink, on the edge
with our slides n’ slips
My fingertips tightenin' your timin' belt
Rubbin' my wood on your patch of felt
And blowing air into your tires
Givin' you you chills, givin' you thrills
As we roar down the highway love
and fulfill our dreams of desires
While my massaging hands
adjust your headlights
And our motors scream at full torque
My hot oil and boiling water
Blows the cork and bursts the radiator
And fills your upholstered insides
With my gooey greasy goo
“OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
As I make glorious love to you
You cum, I cum
I cum, You cum
We both cum, we both cum
At the same time, so fine
so sublime, so sublime
“OOOOOOHHHHH!!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
What a mess! Oh yes!
May the Goddess of Love bless!
Grease and water all over the place
But I just want a kiss
And a touch of your face
As my engine is blown,
Yet I got a smile on my face
As I'm gratified
And your interior is etheiral
As you're thoroughly satisfied
And we’re both.........
In pure ramroddin’ bliss
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What kinda car you got girl
maybe a pink Farrari
will you motor down the road
and let it loose in the wind
your sari
If you take the wheel
and I feel
your thigh
make sure your eyes
stay on the road
yet still feel the wind
blow back your hair
as the magic carpet
takes off in the sky
and is headed for there
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Thanks for your comments abbot! Yes, sex is healthy, more sex is healthier, and brings pleasure to the body, mind, and spirit. Promiscous sex ought to only exist in cyberspace as there is an adequate firewall protecting one from those awful viruses and STD's and of course AIDS. I'm not advocating that everyone abstain from physical sex as everyone should engage those gears ant throttle the bottle, but certainly cybersex can be an outlet that allows one engage in a promiscous behaviour whle exploring sexual sensual fantasies. Certainly if one can find a single partner to do this in a monagamous relatioship, then STD's and AIDs would dissappear, and of course practicing Safe Sex (condums) is wise in any physical sexercise.
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